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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the best match: both are young, principled, and sometimes exasperated by adult or fandom nonsense. Like Lurid, Lisa speaks up about morality and protection (Lurid tweets repeatedly demanding reports and calling out grooming), and both have earnest frustration with their peers' behavior. Lurid's mixture of activism, fandom‑geekery, and occasional social awkwardness mirrors Lisa's idealism and intelligence, rather than Bart's prankster vibe.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP fits Lurid's style: extroverted and interaction‑seeking (they address 'chat' often and post 'hey guys 👀', engage in fandom chat and live reactions), intuitive and imaginative (obsessed with ships, metaphors and weird mashups like 'telamon and 1x having a diamond/pearl type relationship!'), feeling‑led (their tweets focus on moral outrage and protecting minors: 'you are drawing PORN of a REAL CHILD... delete your account'), and perceiving/spontaneous (all‑caps panics and quick topic switches like 'IM PLAYING BAD THINGE...' and bouncing from hot glue to Furby to server archives). These examples show a warm, impulsive, creative communicator who reacts from values and curiosity.

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Lurid | He/They | ADHD+DID teen | craft glue fiend, fandom chaos coordinator, and online safety nag | medkit plush dreamer, Furby scrooge, I call out grooming & protect my friends — messy, loud, loyal.– @noobort

Your signature cocktail
A non‑alcoholic 'Medkit Mocktail' matches their medkit plush yearning ('IM SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE MEDKIT PLUSH 🥹') and pastel, glittery aesthetic. Blueberry syrup gives that neon plush look, lemon soda is fizzy like fandom energy, edible glitter mirrors their silly, sparkly posts, and mint adds a fresh reset after drama. It's safe for a minor and ties together their love of soft visuals and emotional comfort.

Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor suits Lurid because they repeatedly show courage to call out abuse and defend others online; for example, they publicly denounce harmful art: 'you are drawing PORN of a REAL CHILD. a 14 year old. delete your account...' and organize reporting 'can everyone who can please report tinfoilpie...'. Their willingness to confront drama and stand up for minors aligns with Gryffindor bravery rather than passive neutrality. They're loud, impulsive, and morally driven — traits valued by Gryffindor — even when that impulse becomes confrontational in fandom fights.

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The song's teenage outsider energy, messy crushes and fandom identity fit Lurid's vibe: they identify as a minor, self‑shipper, and often post awkward, earnest fandom feelings ('i identify as a minor', 'ive suddenly forgotten every ship known to mankind'). 'Teenage Dirtbag' captures that bittersweet, comedic adolescent longing and online awkwardness.

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