Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ardent Fan: Shows immense dedication to the Lifesteal SMP community, specifically celebrating Pentar hitting 100k and Vitalasy streams.
- Creative Aspirations: Consistently pushes themselves to produce fanart and improve their skills, such as drawing Team Bing.
- Supportive Friend: Publicly appreciates their mutuals, calling one "genuinely the best" and praising a friend's skin rankings.
- Community Engaged: Actively participates in the fandom through Strawpage interactions and Patreon support.
- Enthusiastic Communicator: Maintains high energy when discussing interests, like being hyped for a Minecraft encounter.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Procrastinator: Admitted to avoiding school reading until the last day of winter break and having major assignments unfinished.
- Low Self-Esteem: Frequently makes self-deprecating remarks, calling themselves "so ugly" or claiming they "suck at drawing".
- Academic Neglect: Admits to prioritizing drawing and Minecraft rank over studying or school projects.
- Impulsive Speech: Uses harsh language toward peers and strangers, such as calling mutuals "fucking cornballs" or venting about people on a bus.
- Disorganized Habits: Often forgets tasks, like forgetting Quag Friday or accidentally submitting unvetted content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Keith shares Lisa Simpson’s deep passion for art and intellectual engagement, often expressing a desire to study his craft, such as when he says, “Maybe ill start studying for my art to get better”. Much like Lisa’s occasional struggles with social isolation, Keith expresses a desire for more connection within his community, tweeting, “I need more lstwt oomfs 🥹”. He mirrors Lisa's perfectionism and self-criticism regarding his talents, lamenting, “i suck at drawing holy shit bro”. Additionally, his dedication to his niche interests, like his excitement for specific Minecraft creators, echoes Lisa's intense focus on her own hobbies and moral crusades.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Keith exhibits Extroverted (E) energy through his constant desire for social connection, frequently asking for “more lstwt oomfs” and creating a “straw page” to increase interactions. His Intuitive (N) nature is seen in his creative focus on fanart and theoretical scenarios, such as when he “lowkey start talking about princezam and wemmbu” after seeing an Evbo-themed teacher. He is a clear Feeling (F) type, as his posts are driven by high emotional intensity and fandom loyalty, shown when he exclaims “VITALASY IS LIVEE AHHH LIFE IS AWESOME”. Lastly, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his admitted struggle with deadlines and organization, stating he “Suck so much, hate procrastinating!” after failing to finish a book over break.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Lifesteal SMP? Because I’ve been waiting for you to upload into my life and I promise I won’t say you’re scripted.
- I'd pay way more than $14 in shipping just to get a postcard from you.
- If you’re looking for someone to say 'I’m with France' for your school project, I’m your guy—as long as we can skip church and watch the FNAF movie instead.
- I might not be Pentar or PrinceZam, but I’d still love to be the Amethyst to your duo.
- Is your name Keith? Because you’ve got me procrastinating on everything else just so I can lock in and focus on you.
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Aspiring artist documenting my journey through the Lifesteal SMP. Often found procrastinating on assignments to analyze PrinceZam uploads or color digital fanart.– @NormalKEL
Your signature cocktail
The Amethyst Alibi
This cocktail is a vibrant, experimental blend that mirrors a 'minor' who is 'definitely getting into the strength smp' while dodging homework. The base is chilled with “Frozen yogurt yo girl suck me gogurt” ice, providing a cool foundation for someone who admits “I SUCK SO MUCH, HATE PROCRASTINATING!!!”. It features a bold splash of 'T' because they “can’t wait to go on T” to become unstoppable. Finally, it's garnished with silver stars for every time they've promised “I WILL be drawing fanart, trust me bro” despite being perpetually “so cooked” by school assignments.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Keith’s digital presence is centered on a deep, unwavering loyalty to his 'moots' (mutuals) and the Lifesteal community, often expressing intense gratitude for his friends such as when he says, “when oomf is genuinely the best 🥹”. He prioritizes fair play and kindness, even feeling a sense of moral obligation to apologize for noise he didn't make: “I have to write an email saying I’m sorry when I wasn’t even fucking loud”. His enthusiasm for the success of others, seen when he cheers “CONGRATS PANGI OMGGG”, highlights the supportive and inclusive nature typical of a Hufflepuff. Despite struggling with procrastination, he maintains a modest and hardworking attitude toward his art, constantly promising “For this new year I WILL be drawing fanart, trust me bro ✌️❤️🩹” to give back to his community.
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Hyperpop - Various Artists / General Aesthetic
Keith’s online presence is defined by a high-energy, chaotic devotion to the Lifesteal SMP community, often oscillating between extreme excitement and self-deprecating humor. Their frequent use of 'kms' and 'cooked' alongside exuberant fanboying over creators like Pentar and Vitalasy mirrors the frantic, emotional intensity of hyperpop tracks. For instance, they express pure joy when “VITALASY IS LIVEE AHHH LIFE IS AWESOME”, yet quickly pivot to academic stress, lamenting how “I have 2 major assignments due and I haven’t even started fuck me bro”. This digital-first lifestyle, characterized by “reminiscing on the postcards I would have gotten if shipping wasn’t so much”, perfectly aligns with the genre's themes of internet culture and heightened teenage sentiment.
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