Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson, specifically a darker, highly-online AU version of her. Like Lisa, this user is intensely obsessive and intellectual about their niche interests, spiraling into overthinking and self-aware ranting, as seen in posts like “i am a,ways so lazy to vent on ts app but omce i start i gen cant sstop”. There’s a strong mix of idealism and misery: they fantasize about a perfect emotional bond and being “understood” by Norman, e.g. “i dont even think i would b mutilating myself if i was his kid. Life would b perf”, which mirrors Lisa’s longing for someone who truly gets her. The user is also creatively intense and self-critical about their art, like “i need 2 get better at drawing norman guro im not even satisfied w the way i cover him in blood… it pisses meoff”, very Lisa-coded perfectionism and fixation. Even their meta commentary about writing and posting, such as “some1 likes my writing so i feel inspired to do sum bullshit on ao3 but it feels cringe”, maps onto Lisa’s tendency to create, overanalyze, and then cringe at herself. While the violent and sexual content is far beyond canon Lisa, the underlying traits—hyperfixation, emotional volatility, loneliness, and an almost desperate need for artistic and emotional expression—fit her best.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) because most of their joy and distress are centered on solitary parasocial fantasy rather than actual social life, e.g. “every time i ho outside my brain is just notman reedus norman reedus norman reedus every fucking second… its ruininn my social life” and “loud music and pinterest to distract mysrlf from the fact that i am not living alone wi norman in a secluded area far away from every1”. They show strong Intuition (N) in the way they spin elaborate, often surreal scenarios and symbolism instead of describing real-world details, like “being his brother & identical twin… we have sloppy twinsex every njght when our parents arent looking” and “i wish i could personslly make norman cry so i can collecf his tearz n put them in a jar like an achievement in my room”. Their tone is highly Feeling (F)-centered, driven by intense emotional states and attachment rather than logical argument, for instance “its jusg an endless search for satisfaction and i am never fucking satisfied” and the self-harm reflection in “i dont even think i would b mutilating myself if i was his kid. Life would b perf”. Finally, they come across as Perceiving (P) due to their impulsive, unstructured venting and changing plans, as seen in “Ohhhmmy god im so sikc of trying to be family fruendly ts not gona work at alllll brk” and “No its just its just im changing it or making a new one idk yet”. Taken together, this combination of inward intensity, fantasy-heavy thinking, emotional volatility, and spontaneity best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re over there wishing Norman would do the watermelon crush challenge with his thighs, and I’m over here thinking… I’d happily be the test fruit if it meant rotting on the couch with you, loud music on, pinterest open, just mutually obsessing over him.
- You said you giggle like a ‘retarded high school girl’ wiggling your toes while gooning to Norman on your iPad—if we ever call, I promise to talk about his big fat meaty monster thighs until you’re toe-wiggling and screen-kicking over me instead.
- You keep saying you’re never satisfied on this app and that it’s just endless searching—counteroffer: we log off, you wear the Norman cologne you sleep in, I show up with a horror movie marathon and let you infodump about every Reedus role until your brain finally gets a break.
- You daydream about living alone with Norman ‘in a secluded area far away from everyone’—I fully volunteer to be the annoying neighbor you secretly like, the one who shows up with snacks, goreshit playlists, and zero judgment for your pinned ‘corny blood thingy.’
- You dread Valentine’s because of the inevitable Diane post, so here’s my pitch: this year, you skip the doomscroll, send me your favorite cursed Norman clip, and we make our own anti-Valentine where the only third wheel is the 23-bookmark kitty meow video playing in the background.
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Archivist of unhinged Norman thoughts. Once redrew an entire scene at 3am because the fake blood looked ‘too happy.’ Art, rambles & occasional AO3 experiments.– @normicide
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their core traits skew heavily toward obsession, possessiveness, and a darkly self-focused fantasy life, which aligns most with Slytherin. They repeatedly frame relationships in terms of control and ownership, e.g. wanting to be “the last thing he sees, the last voice he sees, the last thing he feels. All me allmine 🐁” in “i want 2 be the last thign he sees before death . js being the last thing norman sees, the last voice he sees, the last thing he feels. All me allmine 🐁”. There is also a strong willingness to lean into taboo, transgressive power fantasies like “drinking the rаре and kill ur family juice” and “RAPERAPЕAОERAOERWOERAPERWPERAPENОRMAN RАРЕ NORMAN R&РЕ МЕ”, showing comfort with morally dark themes rather than shying away from them. Their fixation on status and comparison with others around Norman shows up in jealousy and competitiveness, such as “using my entire being not to crash out on that baby agaib its literally a child i dont care im so mad it shouldve been me i dont fudkj g like his kids” and “i am dreading valentine s day i am not ready fir that fucking diane post... i want to js stay off the internet for that day but ik the curiosity is gonna get the b3st of me”, where their self-preservation wars with obsessive curiosity. Even their creativity is weaponized toward guro and violent fantasy—“i need 2 get better at drawing norman guro im not even satisfied w the way i cover him in blood”—showing resourcefulness in pursuit of intense, personal desires rather than abstract knowledge or altruism. This combination of possessiveness, comfort with moral greyness, obsessive pursuit of what they want, and strategic self-protection fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Obsession - Animotion
A fitting song for @normicide is “Obsession” by Animotion, because so much of their online presence revolves around an all-consuming fixation on Norman Reedus. They talk about him constantly, from “yesturday i genuinely think i jerked off to norman at least like 5 6 times i literallt cannot fucking stop whenever i see him” to “every time i ho outside my brain is just notman reedus norman reedus norman reedus every fucking second i cant even cat h a break”, mirroring the song’s repetitive, possessive desire. The darker, more violent sexual fantasies like “i want 2 be the last thign he sees before death . js being the last thing norman sees, the last voice he sees, the last thing he feels. All me allmine 🐁” and “i wish i could personslly make norman cry so i can collecf his tearz n put them in a jar like an achievement in my room” resonate with the song’s intense, almost predatory tone. Even their self-awareness and burnout — “dunno why i even bother on here its jusg an endless search for satisfaction and i am never fucking satisfied” and “fucking migraine i dont wanna do shit or have responsibilities i wanna rot all day and daydrream ab norman taking care of me forever” — fit the theme of a desire that never actually feels fulfilled. Overall, the combination of erotic fixation, possessiveness, and self-destructive longing captured in their tweets aligns closely with the obsessive energy of “Obsession.”
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