Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for sports events (e.g., "ITS KOUSER BUMP DAY EVERYONE")
- Observant: Notes specific game details like "4 steals" and defensive plays
- Supportive: Praises players, e.g., "Mullins has looked so much more capable"
- Engaged: Posts frequently, covering multiple games and updates daily
- Knowledgeable: References teams, leagues, and players (NCAA, Big 10, specific athletes)
Weaknesses:
- Profane: Uses strong profanity in tweets like "FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON"
- Impulsive: Posts emotional, unfiltered rants (e.g., "FUCK MY LIFE... MAKE THIS MAKE FUCKING SENSE")
- Biased: Displays consistent negativity toward certain schools ("Michigan, Purdue, and Depaul hater")
- Hostile: Directly attacks referees and organizations (e.g., "FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET")
- Sensationalist: Exaggerates outcomes, such as "THE EVIL EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" after a loss
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s tweets show extreme emotional outbursts, caps‑filled rants and profanity, much like Homer’s classic over‑the‑top reactions to his favorite Springfield Isotopes games. For example, they post "FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET" and "IT IS OFFICIAL THE EVIL EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" in all‑caps, reminiscent of Homer shouting at the TV. Their obsessive focus on sports rivals and constant venting about referees mirrors Homer’s habit of blaming the umpire or the coach whenever his team loses. Both also sprinkle occasional supportive remarks, such as praising "Mullins" like Homer might cheer a player he likes, showing a mix of blind loyalty and volatile frustration.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFJ
The user demonstrates an outward, expressive communication style, often posting all‑caps, profanity‑filled messages such as "FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET" which points to extroversion. Their focus on concrete, observable game details—e.g., "Under discussed storyline in the first half is 4 steals between 'Gelo/Justin/Mart, defense has looked nice"—shows a sensing preference for tangible information. Emotional, value‑driven statements like "I hope Matt is okay" and repeated condemnations of referees reveal a feeling orientation that prioritizes personal values and fairness. Finally, goal‑oriented tweets such as "We need to win out in welsh ryan if we want to be even in consideration this march" indicate a judging tendency toward planning, organization, and closure.
Some pickup lines for you
- Is today Kooser bump day? Because every time I see you, my heart gets a slam‑dunk bump.
- If I were a referee like Jeffrey Anderson, I’d call a technical on my own heart for breaking all the rules when I fall for you.
- You’re the Mullins of my life—always stealing the ball and making the defense look nice.
- I may be a professional UIUC, Michigan, Purdue, and DePaul hater, but I’d gladly trade all those rivalries for a date with you.
- Your Serbian 🇷🇸 and Macedonian 🇲🇰 pride, plus your love for Arrinten Page, makes you the ultimate MVP—let’s draft a love story the NCAA can’t disqualify.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chicago-born Northwestern Wildcats supporter & college hoops aficionado. I once missed a work call to celebrate a buzzer-beater at the United Center.– @NorthsideFan_
Your signature cocktail
Northside Fury
Northside Fury is a bold, bitter cocktail that blends Chicago’s infamous Malört, spicy Tabasco‑infused rye whiskey, a splash of cherry liqueur, and a dash of club soda for a gritty finish. The bitter Malört mirrors the user’s relentless rage as seen in the tweet "FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET", while the fiery Tabasco captures the fury of "FUCK MY LIFE FUCK THE REFS AND FUCK USC…". A hint of cherry liqueur nods to the playful "B3RRY" tweet, offering a fleeting sweet note amid the bitterness, much like the hopeful tone in "Mullins has looked so much more capable out there tonight, hopefully he will be able to make an impact in his senior year". Served ice‑cold but still burning, it reflects the intensity of "GAMEDAY only 12 hours until pain". The triumphant declaration "IT IS OFFICIAL THE EVIL EMPIRE HAS FALLEN" inspires the drink’s final kick, making each sip feel like a victorious shout.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user's tweets reveal a strong drive to dominate and a willingness to manipulate outcomes, echoing Slytherin's ambition. For example, they declare “We need to win out in welsh ryan if we want to be even in consideration this march…" showing a strategic focus on victory. Their pragmatic acceptance of loss is seen in “the only good part of that loss is that it makes every time we lose for the rest of the year hurt a little bit less as our bubble has already popped,” reflecting self‑preservation. Their frequent aggressive criticism of referees and opponents, such as "FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET," demonstrates a ruthless, cunning attitude typical of Slytherin. Additionally, their analytical comments like "Under discussed storyline in the first half is 4 steals between 'Gelo/Justin/Mart, defense has looked nice" show a calculated, resourceful approach to the game.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The track is a protest anthem that repeatedly lashes out at authority with the line “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me,” matching the user’s constant defiance toward referees and the NCAA. In their tweets they vent raw anger, e.g., “FUCK JEFFREY ANDERSON FUCK THE NCAA FOR NOT FIRING YET” and “FUCK MY LIFE FUCK THE REFS AND FUCK USC…”, echoing the song’s profanity‑filled rebellion. Their references to “pain,” “the evil empire has fallen,” and feeling like “the bubble has already popped” align with the song’s aggressive, anti‑establishment energy. The repeated frustration over game outcomes and rival teams mirrors the relentless, angry chorus of the song, making it a fitting soundtrack for their persona.
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