Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically Knowledgeable: She shares insightful histories of niche artists like The Gories and Whitehouse.
- Socially Conscious: She uses her platform to amplify voices regarding the struggle of Kurdish people against the Syrian regime.
- Self-Deprecating Humor: She mocks her own driving struggles, specifically her attraction to curbs and poor lane centering.
- Artistically Creative: She creates visual art for friends and produces professional-looking self-portraits.
- Highly Charismatic: Her engagement is high enough to attract follows from figures like Anthony Fantano and spark viral engagement bait.
Weaknesses:
- Poor Health Habits: She tweets about vaping at work on an empty stomach and ignoring hemorrhage symptoms.
- Attention Seeking: She frequently asks followers for money for a 'good cause' and requests Crumbl cookies be mailed to her.
- Impulsive Behavior: She admits to quitting her job suddenly and getting into high-stake beef every season.
- Reckless Driving: She admits to hating braking and relies on Twitter for basic driving tips despite having an instructor.
- Online Conflict: She engages in public drama, such as exposing DMs from justtatem and feuding with his wife.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Lavin is a deeply cynical yet passionate music obsessive who often feels intellectually isolated, noted by her watching news in “multiple languages (Arabic, Welsh, Finnish etc.)” so colleagues think she is a genius. She shares Lisa’s activist streak, using her platform to “amplify” the struggles of Kurdish people against atrocities. Her personality blends high-brow interests with the crushing existential dread of a music-twt micro-celebrity, frequently documenting health scares like having “two different sizes” pupils. Ultimately, her habit of “copying xiu shoegaze health scare era” mirrors Lisa’s tendency to adopt intense, niche subcultures to cope with her surroundings.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Lavin exhibits Extroversion (E) through her constant engagement with the public eye, describing herself as the “most beloved figure of musictwt” and frequently documenting her social life at concerts and pubs. Her Intuitive (N) side is visible in her surreal humor and abstract daily rituals, such as “pretending I just did a line of coke” to get out of bed. She leans toward Feeling (F), often sharing raw emotional updates and pleas for connection, like asking if anyone can “text this phone of mine” or crying during movies. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is defined by a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle, evidenced by her “quitting her job” on a whim and her self-admitted inability to “find my way out of London Liverpool street station.”
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no driving instructor, but I promise I’ll never complain about you being attracted to the curb as long as you’re attracted to me.
- Are you a can of tuna and three apples? Because I could honestly see myself getting addicted to you every single day.
- I may not know what a 'leccy key' is, but I’d gladly pay the fiver just to hear you explain it to me.
- Is your name 'All My Friends' by LCD Soundsystem? Because you’re the only thing that could actually get me out of bed in the morning.
- I’d never ghost you like your 'beloved friend'—mostly because I’m too busy trying to figure out which London station you’re currently lost in.
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British-Kurdish creative and music historian. From providing gig updates to teaching the youth how to roll, I’m your go-to source for the London indie scene.– @nosferatu_girl
Your signature cocktail
The LCD Soundsystem Shoreditch Slimer
This experimental, high-energy cocktail is designed for the 'most beloved figure of musictwt' and serves as a liquid wake-up call for when you need to 'pretend i just did a line of coke and i shoot up from bed'. The London Gin honors her British roots and 'unc status,' while the heavy apple presence acknowledges her disturbing 'apple recovery' journey. The neon green Midori float captures the vibe of the ‘last thing you see before you get slimed out at The Dublin Castle’, and the salty kick questions ‘whats in American ppls toothpaste’ that makes them so weird. It’s a bitter-sweet, slightly chaotic drink perfect for someone who is ‘lowkey copying xiu shoegaze health scare era right now.’
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Lavin exhibits a quintessential Slytherin blend of cunning and self-preservation, often using her platform to navigate high-stakes social dynamics, as seen when she admits, “I get into a high stake beef on twitter every season”. Her resourcefulness and dark wit are evident in her willingness to use medical scares for aesthetic clout, jokingly “copying xiu shoegaze health scare era” or asking for money for a “good cause” without further elaboration. She values status and recognition within her niche, identifying as the “most beloved figure of musictwt” and checking if others “fuck with niche music twitter micro celebs”. This ambition, paired with a sharp, exclusionary humor regarding Shoreditch locals and British white people homes, places her firmly in the house of the ambitious and the shrewd.
Your movie
Your song
All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
Lavin’s persona is deeply rooted in the chaotic yet sentimental landscape of the London indie music scene, making the dance-punk anthem All My Friends the perfect match. She explicitly identifies with the track, tweeting that to get out of bed she puts it on and “pretend i just did a line of coke and i shoot up from bed”. The song’s themes of aging within a subculture and navigating social circles resonate with her self-described status as the “most beloved figure of musictwt” and her reflections on “unc status” after teaching a younger person how to roll. Ultimately, the track captures her mix of irony and genuine affection for her lifestyle, as seen when she simply posts the song title accompanied by “I love my mates”.
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