nostairwayy
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He's very open about his opinions, even if they're unpopular, as seen in his tweet 'Bronson Reed hate is forced'.
- Passionate: He's very passionate about wrestling, as seen in his frequent tweets about it, and even has a 'one film a day marathon' going on.
- Humorous: He's got a dry sense of humor, as seen in his tweets like 'I’m feeling like a certain rotund orange feline about this particular day'.
- Independent: He's not afraid to go against the grain, as seen in his tweet 'Ilja isn’t losing to Jey Uso y’all gotta stop fooling yourselves'.
- Critical: He's a bit of a cynic, often criticizing wrestling storylines and other aspects of the entertainment industry, as seen in his tweet 'It’s funny they won this because literally nothing fucking happened after the fact'.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: His frequent criticisms of wrestling storylines and other aspects of the entertainment industry can come off as negative.
- Sarcastic: His sarcasm can sometimes be misconstrued as being mean-spirited, as seen in his tweet 'I’m feeling like a certain rotund orange feline about this particular day'.
- Impatient: He's quick to criticize things he doesn't like, as seen in his tweet 'This is just sad and desperate'.
- Judgmental: He's quick to judge others, as seen in his tweet 'Max Caster definitely gags at homeless people'.
- Stubborn: He's not afraid to stand his ground, even when he's wrong, as seen in his tweet 'Ilja isn’t losing to Jey Uso y’all gotta stop fooling yourselves'.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
The conman's cynical nature, penchant for elaborate schemes, and tendency to be a bit of a villain make him a perfect match for Sideshow Bob. He's constantly criticizing others, as seen in his tweets like 'This is just sad and desperate' and 'CM Punk’s burns are weak as fuck', and he's always trying to outsmart everyone, as seen in his tweet 'I bet if this video didn’t exist he would’ve said the restaurant stole $1000 from him'. He's also not afraid to be a bit of a bully, as seen in his tweet 'Max Caster definitely gags at homeless people'. All of these traits are classic Sideshow Bob characteristics.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a wrestling fan, because you're looking absolutely 'main event' worthy.
- I'm feeling a bit like a 'heel' right now, but you're making me want to turn 'face' for you.
- You must be a good cook, because you're looking 'delicious' tonight.
- I'm not sure what's more impressive, your looks or your ability to make a great burger.
- If you were a wrestling match, I'd be watching you all night, even if it went to a 'double pin'!
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Wrestling enthusiast, indie horror aficionado, and burger connoisseur. Cooking is a skill, not a meme. Follow me for hot takes and even hotter burgers. 🍔🔥– @nostairwayy
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Slytherin
The conman's cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness, coupled with his tendency to be a bit of a rule-breaker, make him a perfect fit for Slytherin. He's not afraid to call out what he sees as flaws in others, as seen in his tweet 'CM Punk’s burns are weak as fuck', and he's always looking for ways to get ahead, as seen in his tweet 'Only good thing about Smackdown being devoid of upper midcarders means someone like Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin will get more time to shine'. He's also not afraid to be a bit of a rebel, as seen in his tweet 'Fuck that corny ass George Lucas bullshit this is what the men are watching'. All of these traits are classic Slytherin characteristics.
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The Pretender - Foo Fighters
The conman's cynical outlook on life, his willingness to go against the grain, and his love of the Foo Fighters make him a perfect fit for the song 'The Pretender'. He's constantly questioning authority, as seen in his tweets like 'HHH releases Jinder and smackdown has been mid as fuck ever since, that’s no coincidence' and 'The idea of a Kevin Nash podcast sounded cool at first now it’s literally just a faded old man blubbering into a camera about nothing', and he's not afraid to speak his mind, even if it's unpopular, as seen in his tweet 'Bronson Reed hate is forced'. He's also a bit of a rebel, as seen in his tweet 'Fuck that corny ass George Lucas bullshit this is what the men are watching'. All of these traits are classic 'The Pretender' characteristics.
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