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Your Simpsons character
They come across as emotionally intense, self-reflective, and a bit neurotic, which aligns strongly with Lisa’s highly sensitive and overthinking nature. Like Lisa latching onto niche interests, they get very deep into online subcultures and media, from dissecting AI vtuber drama (“mini discord server drama goes fucking crazy oomf told me that apparently two diff accounts with completely different life stories was actually one person”) to analyzing character writing in detail (“i thought it was super cool how they didnt just make stevonnie diet female and actually tried to give them Some male traits”). Their tweets show flashes of despair and feeling like a failure (“i want to die im never gonna amount to anything”, “why the fuck do i need art from life for a game art degree i dont have 3 examples and i cant make them in 6 fucking days”), which echoes Lisa’s recurring arcs about pressure, talent, and self-worth. At the same time, they have a sharp, sometimes cutting sense of humor and strong opinions on ethics and behavior in their communities (“making the situation about yourself and for what”), very much in line with Lisa’s moralistic rants and dry sarcasm. Their mix of earnestness, anxiety, niche geekiness, and occasional righteous indignation makes Lisa Simpson the closest fit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: they mention feeling overwhelmed and low self‑worth (“i want to die im never gonna amount to anything”, “ive been feeling kinda bweh all day”), and focus more on parasocial/online worlds (VTubers, games, cats) than on big real-life social scenes, plus shy dating comments like “i feel kinda shy dont look too long”. They show strong Intuition: they enjoy conceptual/media analysis, e.g. reading gender into character design in Steven Universe (“i thought it was super cool how they didnt just make stevonnie diet female...”) and overanalyzing drama/roleplay and meta-details (“mini discord server drama goes fucking crazy...”). They are clearly Feeling‑oriented: they react through emotional lenses (anger, affection, hurt), e.g. intense moral/emotional reactions (“i want to die im never gonna amount to anything”, “im gonna fucking kms”) and empathy for cats and friends (“notice how all cats are friendly...”, “as im shot and bleeding on the battlefield i pull out the only remaining photo i have of my love...”). Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: they seem disorganized, stressed by structure (“why the fuck do i need art from life for a game art degree i dont have 3 examples and i cant make them in 6 fucking days”), and describe messy, last‑minute or chaotic life moments (“under 10 mins on timer panic !!!”, “my floor is covered in clothes >.< i didnt put away any of the date outfit”). Overall, they resemble an INFP: introspective, emotionally reactive and idealistic, very focused on media/gender/identity narratives and personal feelings, with a somewhat unstructured, go‑with‑the‑flow daily life.

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Art + AI enjoyer, part-time pizza math tutor, full-time bunny/cat paparazzi. Once learned Disney queues from a documentary, not from the actual trip.– @nostarogic

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This drink is a soft but slightly chaotic highball, just like their timeline—comforting yet overstimulated by streams and subathons, echoing their sleepy posts like “onyasumi” and “ive been feeling kinda bweh all day”. Yuzu gin adds a sharp, bright edge for their biting humor and occasional feral threats like “i have his phone number now... do u think i can sign him up for the military or something”. The strawberry milk syrup is sweet and a little childish, matching their soft bun/kitty persona in tweets like “studious bun” and “meow meow meow”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it light and fizzy, mirroring their hyper, stream-obsessed commentary such as “vedal sucks ass at hollow knight” and the nonstop hype-train updates in “vedals been hiding from the hype train for 3 hours now”. A dash of edible glitter nods to their slightly dramatic, theatrical reactions like “holy fucking shit”, while the whipped cream cloud on top is a soft, protective layer for the vulnerable side behind posts like “i want to die im never gonna amount to anything” and their anxious date musings in “the concept of sex is so scary lately”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show warmth, loyalty, and a strong caring streak toward people and animals, which are very Hufflepuff traits. Their affection for pets and kitties is constant, like calling a bunny a “studious bun” and “menacing bun” with clear fondness and jokingly dramatic concern for a cat in “in this terrifying video an innocent cat is subjected to cruel and unusual punishment as its brethren play below…”. They’re very emotionally supportive and invested in others, whether it’s being genuinely touched by a streamer community boost in “i love how after the neuro subathons are over theres always a huge boost to everyone else who streams around the same time frame” or worrying about disappointing a date in “the concept of sex is so scary lately but ur probably gonna ask and i dont wanna disappoint 2 dates in a row bwaaa”. Their reactions to drama are surprisingly fair and measured; instead of jumping on a dogpile, they defend someone’s intentions with nuance in “ok ngl i dont think they really did anything wrong ??? its poor wording for sure but i read as like 'i thought itd be more okay because we're moots but its okay ill take you up on your offer'”, and they criticize people making situations about themselves in “making the situation about yourself and for what”. They also show a strong sense of dedication and frustration around their work and studies — being at work while still engaging online in “im at work now” and panicking over portfolio requirements in “why the fuck do i need art from life for a game art degree i dont have 3 examples and i cant make them in 6 fucking days do i have to pick a new major” reflects effort and commitment, even when overwhelmed. Overall, their loyalty to friends/streamers, kindness to animals, emotional sincerity, and desire to be fair to others align best with Hufflepuff.

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A song that fits them well is R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys, with its mix of obsessive online brainrot, romantic anxiety, and playful drama. They bounce between intense parasocial/fandom investment — constantly livetweeting Neuro-sama and Vedal like “vedal sucks ass at hollow knight and i hardly remember any of ts” and “another 2 billion dollars to neuro lesbian stocks” — and messy, overthinking affection about real-life dates, like “the concept of sex is so scary lately but ur probably gonna ask and i dont wanna disappoint 2 dates in a row bwaaa”. The song’s lyrics about restless longing and replaying scenarios in your head matches how they narrate their life like a constant inner monologue, from “as im shot and bleeding on the battlefield i pull out the only remaining photo i have of my love ....... if only i could see her pyon one last time ............” to melting down over school with “why the fuck do i need art from life for a game art degree i dont have 3 examples and i cant make them in 6 fucking days do i have to pick a new major”. Their tone is fast, dramatic, and a little self-destructive — “i want to die im never gonna amount to anything” — but still witty and flirty, which mirrors the song’s mix of desperation, swagger, and late-night overthinking. Overall, R U Mine? captures their vibe of being chronically online, romantically yearning, and emotionally dialed up to 11, all with a sharp, playful edge.

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