Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Community loyalty: Eris displays deep long-term commitment to social circles, noting they have "known for actually like over 4 years" several mutuals.
- Analytical gamer: They provide nuanced critiques of game mechanics, such as "item rarity actually feels important and meaningful" in Marathon.
- Resilient spirit: Despite facing daily hostility, they maintain a sense of humor about being "death staring" at the GP for being trans.
- Political engagement: They follow local governance closely, critiquing "subsidising demand while doing fuck all about the supply" in Australian politics.
- Open-minded partner: They value intellectual honesty in relationships, stating they love a girlfriend who can "push back and disagree" with them.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive rhetoric: They occasionally use extreme language, suggesting that for certain people "there is no other response or solution to these people other then rope."
- Digital dependency: They admit to a lack of offline balance, tweeting "I need to get a fucking life bro" after excessive gaming or posting.
- Hostile elitism: They display intense vitriol toward Americans, referring to them as "seppos" and "genuine cattle."
- Impulsive honesty: They admit to past deceptive behavior for attention, such as "I lied, and for years now I've kept lying" about their identity.
- Short-tempered: They express disproportionate anger toward developers, stating a designer "should be executed" over a game map.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, @Not___Eris is a highly principled, politically active intellectual who often feels frustrated by the "insane callousness" of the world around them. They share Lisa's sharp-tongued activism, notably seen when they critique social issues like the “epidemic of trans people posting the most heinously transphobic shit” or dismissive attitudes toward American politics, calling citizens “genuine cattle”. Despite their cynical edge, they possess a deep geekiness for niche media, expressing pure joy when a “super niche text based mmo” is revived. Ultimately, they mirror Lisa's role as the hyper-aware outsider who uses biting sarcasm to cope with the “shithole town” and society they live in.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Eris displays Introversion by prioritizing solitary gaming like Rimworld and FTL, and explicitly stating they “like my privacy” and prefer being a faceless account. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their interest in abstract lore and niche systems, such as wanting to learn “how my computer actually works” beyond just using it. The Thinking trait is clear through their blunt, often caustic critiques of social dynamics and politics, such as calling users “genuine cattle” for their political coping. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits by frequently jumping between various niche interests and games, admitting they “can't decide” between new projects and showing a spontaneous, reactive tweeting style.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a MIDA sponsored kit? Because you’re the best thing I’ve seen all day and I’m definitely going to lose my head over you.
- I promise I’m nothing like those other players in the Oceania servers—I’d never knife you in Overflow, I’d rather just extract with you.
- Forget the Solo Mechanitor run; how about we combine our scenarios and start a long-term co-op base instead?
- If you’re spiritually an old woman and effectively a 15-year-old, does that mean I should bring you flowers or just explain the FNAF lore to you for three hours?
- I’d never be like Albo and kick the can down the road—if you were my girlfriend, you’d be my top priority, not a supply-side crisis.
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Queensland-based gamer and tech enthusiast. When I’m not surviving Rimworld or Bungie’s Marathon, I’m working 12-hour shifts and wishing HSPs didn't hurt.– @Not___Eris
Your signature cocktail
The Unc’s 5'4" Extraction Shot
This drink captures a personality that is “spiritually an old woman” yet high-energy enough to endure a “12 hour shift in 32 degree C heat”. The smoky base reflects the struggle of “washing soot off of your skin” after a long gaming session, while the spice mimics the feeling of a “Marathon run where your game fucking crashes.” It’s a complex, experimental mix designed for someone who is “hot now” but would still “instantly knife” you in a digital wasteland for a free MIDA kit.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Eris exhibits strong Slytherin traits of resourcefulness, self-preservation, and a sharp, often adversarial wit. Their resourcefulness is evident in their gaming habits, such as “building a stockpile of good gear to burn through at the end of the season” and clearing out their Steam inventory to “feel so fucking rich”. They prioritize their own circle and express a cunning worldview, admitting that a game “turns everyone that plays it (me included) into sadistic monsters” who murder and loot. Furthermore, their bio's 'DNI' (Do Not Interact) for certain groups and their blunt dismissal of others as “genuine cattle” reflects a classic Slytherin exclusivity and pride in their own identity and intelligence.
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Your song
A Life of Arctic Sounds - Modest Mouse
This song perfectly captures Eris’s blend of online isolation, niche obsessions, and weary travel. Just as the lyrics describe repetitive journeys, Eris laments their travel luck, noting “First my earphones break while I was in Melbourne... lose them while visiting my gf. Got another pair at the airport”. The song’s focus on niche, electronic-adjacent soundscapes mirrors their life spent in digital worlds, such as when they celebrate “A SUPER NICHE TEXT BASED MMO... JUST GOT RANDOMLY REVIVED!”. Ultimately, the track reflects the irony of a person deeply connected to a “global community” while physically living in a “shithole town” and identifying with the chaos of the acolyte lifestyle.
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