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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this account is chaotic, impulsive, emotional, and very food- and comfort-motivated, which lines up most with Homer Simpson. They regularly lean into being silly and a bit unfiltered, like joking about violence toward iguanas and people but not cats in their bio and tweets such as “there was a big iguana by my car earlier I should’ve ran it over” and “sending them a bomb”, which matches Homer’s exaggerated, cartoonish aggression. Their self-indulgent love of food, comfort, and laziness is very Homer-like: “made grilled cheese, tomato soup, and apple slices for dinner”, “I need ate ☹️”, and “sleepy bone prone”. At the same time, they’re affectionate and family-oriented, talking about helping their grandparents move in “I’m going to be helping my grandparents move to a new house today” and their sister’s birthday in “today was my sister’s birthday everyone say happy birthday 🫵”, echoing Homer’s clumsy but real love for his family. They also display impulsive dramatic humor and self-deprecation, as seen in “woke up still fat and pretty god bless 😮💨” and “I need a sugar daddy who pays me simply for being cute”, which fits Homer’s mix of vanity, insecurity, and shamelessness. Overall, the combination of chaotic humor, emotional outbursts, comfort-seeking, and underlying warmth makes Homer the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly address followers as a group and enjoy interaction and attention, e.g. “hello everypony I’m going to be helping my grandparents move… so I will answer/interact with everyone at my earliest convenience 💪🙂↕️” and happily notice milestones like “oh I’m at 3k 😲”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they focus on ideas, fictional scenarios, and symbolism more than concrete data, such as joking about “female dominated society” in “female dominated society dropping soon?” and spinning elaborate parasocial/character fantasies like “Me looking at Quanxi, about to join the mile high club”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: they react strongly to cuteness and injustice and prioritize emotional reactions, e.g. “I’m not exaggerating the baby turtles are making me cry they’re so perfect” and boundaries like “idc if you’re joking or upset or anything don’t ever call me a bitch ESPECIALLY if you’re a man”. Finally, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: their life appears spontaneous and flexible—drawing when inspiration hits (“swear I’m not ignoring yall replies and DMs I’m just drawing rn 😭”), staying up late and lamenting structure (“I really am most productive and motivated at night time and it’s a shame because I can’t do any sort of work without waking my family up 😭”), and jokingly chaotic desires like “I need a sugar daddy who pays me simply for being cute and don’t gaf that I want nothing to do with him 🧘♀️”. Collectively, this energetic, emotional, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic style aligns best with ENFP.

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Florida-based artist & anime enjoyer. Known to cry over baby turtles, lift family furniture, and burn grilled cheese in the name of productivity.– @not_jjk_dckrdr

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is built around spiced dark rum for their strong, slightly chaotic, late‑night energy, the kind of person who says “I really am most productive and motivated at night time and it’s a shame because I can’t do any sort of work without waking my family up 😭”. Passion fruit juice captures their thirsty, overexcited fandom vibes and general horniness, like when they admit “I wanna give a pretty boy a hickey… 🤤” and talk about drawing “a fine specimen” like Sukuna “ITS ON MY LIST OKAY I need practice to properly draw a fine specimen like him 🤤”. Brown sugar syrup stands for the softness and sweetness under the chaos, from crying over baby turtles “I’m not exaggerating the baby turtles are making me cry they’re so perfect” to being happy about her sister’s birthday “today was my sister’s birthday everyone say happy birthday 🫵”. Sparkling pink lemonade reflects their bubbly, loud timeline presence, flexing selfies and celebrating “woke up still fat and pretty god bless 😮💨” and the iconic “excited for fat butt February…”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture represents the sharp, unfiltered bite in tweets like “idc if you’re joking or upset or anything don’t ever call me a bitch ESPECIALLY if you’re a man” and the chaotic threats like “sending them a bomb” and “there was a big iguana by my car earlier I should’ve ran it over”. This is a loud, sweet‑spicy, slightly dangerous drink that still somehow feels comforting—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows consistent warmth, loyalty, and a kind of quietly diligent vibe that fits Hufflepuff best. They repeatedly show care for family, like helping their grandparents move because they’re “strong” in “hello everypony I’m going to be helping my grandparents move to a new house today because I’m strong 💪 very strong 💪” and worrying about their sister on her birthday in “got a call from my sister’s school nurse saying she isn’t feeling well… it’s her birthday ☹️”. They also display a nurturing, soft side toward animals, as in “I’m not exaggerating the baby turtles are making me cry they’re so perfect”, and even their dark humor is contrasted by a bio that prioritizes a cat’s life over a human’s, suggesting strong protective instincts toward the vulnerable. Their frequent self-deprecating but good-natured jokes, like “oomf was guessing my weight and his first guess was 240 pounds” and embracing "fat butt" nicknames in “I have like 6 different friends that refer to me as ‘fatbutt’ now why is this happening”, show a grounded, unpretentious personality. While they’re creative and witty, as seen in their art posts like “Fujimoto’s art style has always been difficult for me to mimic but damn it’s really kicking my ass right now 😭”, the overall picture is of someone loyal, caring, and hardworking rather than overtly ambitious or glory-seeking—core Hufflepuff traits.

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A playful, chaotic, and unapologetically fun vibe runs through their whole timeline, which fits “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” perfectly. They joke about wanting a sugar daddy just for being cute (“I need a sugar daddy who pays me simply for being cute and don’t gaf that I want nothing to do with him 🧘♀️”) and lean into being flirty and unserious (“I wanna give a pretty boy a hickey… 🤤”). Their confidence and body-positive attitude also show in posts like “woke up still fat and pretty god bless 😮💨” and “excited for fat butt February…”. Even when life is annoying—being woken up by her dad or dealing with lower middle class reality—they keep things humorous and dramatic (“I am reminded almost daily that I was born into and likely never will escape the lower middle class”), which matches the song’s theme of wanting joy and freedom despite everyday frustrations. Their online persona is all about being cute, loud, a bit feral, and having fun with friends and oomfs, exactly the kind of energy this song celebrates.

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