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@not_our_guy embodies a modern, digitally native version of Ned Flanders through his uncompromising commitment to reformed theology and moral righteousness. Much like Ned, he views every issue through a biblical lens, asserting that "the basis of my politics are my religious beliefs". He maintains a polite yet firm stance against fringe extremism, notably inviting dissenters to "pray for their repentance" while critiquing those who lack "sanctification". Ultimately, his focus on biblical literacy and his distaste for "chaos" mirrors Flanders' role as the neighborhood's moral compass and theological watchdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates Introversion and a preference for solitary, intellectual rigor, often critiquing social trends from a distance, such as mocking “Zoomers [who] will sit in a room like this for 14 hours watching anime”. Their Intuition is evident in their focus on abstract ideological frameworks and systemic critiques, seen in their obsession with “the postwar consensus” and theological deconstruction. They exhibit Thinking through a blunt, logic-driven approach to debate, dismissing emotional pleas with statements like “I rarely if ever use the term 'racist' but I receive the exact same response as if I were a leftist”. Finally, their Judging trait is shown through a high value for order, structure, and intense study, explicitly advising followers that “You need to be reading Romans 9... memorizing Romans 9... learning greek to better understand Romans 9”.

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Reformed Christian focused on applying biblical moral standards to the public square. When not debunking 'woke right' myths, I’m busy fixing my own watch batteries.– @not_our_guy

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This drink is designed for the 'Anti-Weirdo' who prefers a traditional base but isn't afraid to stir the pot. The raw milk float represents the “Raw milk water fountains in the hallway” of his projected 2035 future, while the bitter orange acknowledges his observation that “None of the people in the CN orbit are even remotely capable of hating anyone with a 'perfect hatred'”. It is served with a literal spoon because, as he claims, “Billions must spoon”. The strong bourbon finish ensures it has the “religious fervor” necessary to stand against both 'wignats' and 'normies' alike.

Your Hogwarts House
The user demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw focus on analytical thinking, intellectual rigor, and the importance of specific knowledge, as seen when he commands others to “be reading Romans 9... be learning greek to better understand Romans 9.”. He displays a classic Ravenclaw wit and love for correcting factual errors, such as when he uses historical textbooks to “clarify” complex political narratives or critiques others for “asking AI rather than reading the page.”. His penchant for “including citations on things for a reason” and his interest in conducting “recorded conversation[s] at length” highlights a desire for depth and scholarly engagement. Ultimately, his pursuit of “wise discernment” over mere ideological fervor aligns him with the house of the wise.

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The persona of @not_our_guy is defined by a combative, Reformed Christian orthodoxy that views the internet as a theological battlefield. He explicitly frames his online presence as a conflict, stating “I believe it is trivial to conclude that you have decided to step into the 'fray', as it were, with regard to Christian Nationalism”. The song's militant religious themes mirror his commitment to fighting what he perceives as 'wignat' heresy and secularism, evidenced by his claim that “my political beliefs have religious fervor, because the basis of my politics are my religious beliefs”. Ultimately, his content centers on a 'Pro-Christ' crusade against both the 'woke right' and neo-paganism, insisting that “you can't worship the Logos incarnate and be a person who is a lover of chaos”.

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