Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows concern for others’ pain and unfairness, like caring about trauma and grades in “'it's just a grade' 'it's not that deep' 'other people have it worse' so:” and wishing life treated characters more kindly in “I wish life treated both of them more kindly :(”.
- Creative: Draws and cosplays multiple characters, e.g. “I drew @gojobiriyani 🫶🏼”, “Drew myself in the #takopisoriginalsin artstyle”, and posts a Maki cosplay in “Maki cosplay #呪術廻戦 #jjk…”.
- Socially-conscious: Takes clear stances against oppression and bigotry, as in “GENUINELY block me if you support ice and trump, ai, israel, any kind of genocide, transphobia, racism, homophobia and misogyny” and calling out misogyny in “don't try to give your stupid opinion about women ever again…”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd and self-aware jokes, for example “BREAKING NEWS 🚨 CHAINSAWMAN, DENJI HAYAKAWA reportedly put both of his fingers inside a Chinese finger trap…” and the playful exam tweet “I have exams in two weeks son”.
- Loyal: Expresses strong affection and protection for favorite characters and friends, like defending women characters in “don't try to give your stupid opinion about women ever again, maki and mitsuri are both beautiful and strong…” and calling Tanjiro “my son” in “I have postpartum depression from birthing tanjiro kamado”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Talks very negatively about themself, such as “I don't even ship myself with fictional characters because I can't imagine anyone liking me” and “Feeling extra suicidal”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Frequently references wanting to die, for example “I wish I'd go to sleep and never wake up”, “Feeling extra suicidal”, and “the sexual tension between me and becoming a hanging wall decoration”.
- Emotional-volatility: Describes rapid mood swings like “I switch from whimsical and joyous to suicidal real quick”, and alternates between playful posts and very dark ones in short succession.
- Family-mistrust: Expresses deep distrust toward family, such as “Don't tell your sister that u attempted to kys💔🥀 she will tell on you and tell your parents and you will lose whatever little trust you had left in your family” and frustration with relatives in “The relatives from my dad's side are straight from hell”.
- Overidentification-with-fandom: Ties self-worth and emotions strongly to anime and fandom drama, like intense hatred in “Naoya apologists should be jailed” and “My hatred for naoya zenin is extremely passionate”, and describing their ragebaiting ‘spark’ in “I've lost my chodbhangra (spark)”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, introspective, politically opinionated, and often struggling emotionally. Like Lisa, they’re outspoken about ethics and justice, drawing hard lines such as “block me if you support ice and trump, ai, israel, any kind of genocide, transphobia, racism, homophobia and misogyny”. They show strong empathy and media-awareness, praising nuanced portrayals of trauma like “The show 'maid' (on Netflix) portrayed depression and trauma so well”. At the same time, they’re very self-reflective and openly depressed, echoing Lisa’s melancholy and existential crises in posts like “I switch from whimsical and joyous to suicidal real quick” and “Am i lazy or is it depression?”. Their love of studying and academic pressure, shown in “I have exams in two weeks son” and “Exams are gonna be the death of me”, also fits Lisa’s overachieving, stressed-student vibe. Finally, their creative side—cosplay and art, like “I drew @gojobiriyani 🫶🏼”—matches Lisa’s artistic, expressive streak.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They literally self-identify as INTJ in their bio (“intj(sybau🥀)”), and their tweets strongly match that pattern. On the I/E axis, they come off as socially active online but emotionally withdrawn and private in real life, saying things like “I don't like hugs fuck you” and expressing homesickness and family issues rather than enthusiasm for in‑person socializing. Their humor and interests show a clear N preference: they fixate on fictional narratives, symbolism, and hypotheticals, e.g. “Y'all ever wished you had magical powers?” and extended riffs about characters and ships rather than day‑to‑day sensory details. They lean strongly F over T in how they judge people and issues; their boundaries are rooted in moral/emotional values, as in “GENUINELY block me if you support ice and trump, ai, israel, any kind of genocide, transphobia, racism, homophobia and misogyny”, and they respond to media and characters with intense empathy and protectiveness. Finally, they show a J orientation in their need for structure and stakes, frequently stressing about exams (“Exams are gonna be the death of me”) and reacting strongly to grades (“'it's just a grade' 'it's not that deep' 'other people have it worse' so:”), which fits a more planned, outcome‑focused mindset even if their mood and posting style look chaotic on the surface. All of this aligns best with INTJ—introverted, idealistic, value‑driven, and cognitively future‑oriented, while emotionally intense and outspoken online.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you switch from whimsical and joyous to suicidal real quick—lucky for me I main support, so I can match your shitposts, hype your cosplays, and hard-counter the ‘hanging wall decoration’ arc with actual affection.
- You’ve got a whole Twitter family tree, but I’m just trying to be the one you list under ‘international holiday’ on March 10th—Adii Day can have an official worshipper.
- Not to be dramatic, but if loving Maki, Mitsuri, Tanjiro, Denji and yuri is a crime, then lock us in the same cell—because your ‘Naoya apologists should be jailed’ tweet convinced me you’ve already got the perfect moral compass.
- You drew yourself in the Takopi artstyle, you cosplay Maki and Kobeni, and you hand-make gifts; respectfully, I don’t ship myself with fictional characters either—but I’d absolutely ship myself with the artist behind all that.
- You said you ‘have an immense amount of will to live’ and also that exams are gonna be the death of you, so consider this a study deal: you pass your exams, and I’ll take you out to celebrate with something stronger than tea—since we both know coffee supremacy is real.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student, artist & anime enjoyer. Juggling exams, cosplay, and existential dread. Once cried over a grade while defending Tanjiro Kamado’s honour.– @notaacondom
Your signature cocktail
The Borderland Redemption Arc
This cocktail is dark, dramatic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who says “I switch from whimsical and joyous to suicidal real quick”, so black cherry vodka brings the moody intensity. Rose syrup captures their soft, romantic core and handmade affection, echoing “I love making handmade gifts :D” and all the heart and flower emojis in their posts. The espresso shot is the jittery academic panic of “I have exams in two weeks son” and “Exams are gonna be the death of me”, fueling late‑night doomscrolls. Sparkling lemonade adds chaotic, fizzy brightness for the shitposter who declares “I don't shitpost like I used to, I've lost my chodbhangra (spark)” yet still floods the timeline with memes, cosplay, and fandom brainrot. Finally, edible silver glitter is a nod to their theatrical online ‘family tree’ in “My Twitter Family” and the over-the-top drama of lines like “I have postpartum depression from birthing tanjiro kamado”—because if life is suffering, at least let it sparkle.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show strong Gryffindor-style moral courage and a readiness to fight for what they think is right. For example, they openly draw a firm line on politics and ethics, saying “GENUINELY block me if you support ice and trump, ai, israel, any kind of genocide, transphobia, racism, homophobia and misogyny”, which is a very bold, confrontational stance. They also aggressively defend female characters and call out misogyny in fandom, as seen in “don't try to give your stupid opinion about women ever again, maki and mitsuri are both beautiful and strong and you're a waste of air” and “Naoya apologists should be jailed”. This goes beyond quiet loyalty; it’s a combative instincts-first response that matches Gryffindor’s hot-blooded righteousness more than Hufflepuff’s softness or Slytherin’s calculated self-interest. Their dramatic, almost heroic language about characters and themselves (e.g., “Any tongue that speaks ill of tanjiro kamado shall fall”) further reflects a flair for bold declarations and a protector/avenger complex that is quintessentially Gryffindor.
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Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of dark humor, self-loathing, and longing that mirrors their tweets. They oscillate between whimsical and suicidal feelings, just like the song’s contrast of glittery pop with bleak thoughts, as seen in “I switch from whimsical and joyous to suicidal real quick” and “Feeling extra suicidal”. Their struggles with self-worth and being loved align with lines about wanting a different, prettier life, reflected in “I don't even ship myself with fictional characters because I can't imagine anyone liking me” and “Am i lazy or is it depression?”. The song’s teenage angst and disillusionment also match their identity as a minor and their academic stress, like “Exams are gonna be the death of me”. Overall, Teen Idle encapsulates their blend of morbid humor, emotional volatility, and yearning for a life that feels more bearable.
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