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They resemble Homer Simpson: chaotic, self-deprecating, emotionally intense, yet oddly sincere and passionate about the media they love. Like Homer obsessing over TV, beer, and random projects, this user builds whole identity bits around games and anime, saying things like “70% do meu corpo é feito de videogames.” and treating their media threads as a running life log, e.g. “THREAD DE MÍDIAS AMO CONSUMIR MÍDIAS 2025”. Their mood swings between apathy, despair, and explosive enthusiasm are also very Homer-like, from “Cada dia mais certo que eu não vou passar dos 30 e nem é mais piada” to screaming about how something is “SIMPLESMENTE A COISA MAIS FODA QUE JÁ EXISTIU PUTA QUE PARIU”. They combine crude humor and over-the-top violent exaggeration, like wanting to “cortar o pescoço dele com uma faca em público” or being “Fui Estuprado Intelectualmente pelo Ryukishi07 da Silva” in a way that mirrors Homer’s dramatic outbursts. Beneath the sloppiness and cynicism, there’s a sentimental core that cares about niche passions and even animal welfare, as seen when they promote a donation, “Engajando algo que realmente ajude e salve a vida de animais aqui”, which fits Homer’s occasional, surprisingly earnest compassion.

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They read as clearly introverted: most of their joy comes from solitary media consumption and online commentary rather than socializing, like tracking a huge backlog of games and anime in threads such as “THREAD DE MÍDIAS AMO CONSUMIR MÍDIAS 2025” and joking about having reached all their life goals already in “Eu sou um homem grato e alcancei todos os objetivos que eu tinha na terra, se Deus quiser me levar já tá liberado”, a very self-contained inner-world vibe. They show strong Intuition: they constantly jump from specific works to broader meta takes about media consumption and culture, e.g. criticizing how people engage with art in “Pessoal desaprendeu a fazer um consumo honesto de mídia…” and talking about Brazilian communism being disconnected from workers in “esse vídeo é muito bom em destacar como o comunismo brasileiro é completamente desconectado da classe trabalhadora…”. Their Thinking preference is obvious in how they prioritize argumentative structure and critique over harmony, even when emotional, like calling out intellectual dishonesty in discussions of visual novels in “Pessoal tem que aceitar que a maioria das pessoas são intelectualmente desonestas…” or dismissing defenders of Mega Man X6 as dishonest in “deve ser mais uma prova de que só gente intelectualmente desonesta defende que esse jogo é genuinamente bom”. Their Perceiving side shows in the constant backlog, procrastination and chaotic energy: they repeatedly mention not finishing games or media on time like with Persona 3 Reload in “P3R vai sair do Game Pass esse mês e agora eu tô tendo que me forçar a terminar…” and only loosely planning projects such as the VN in “Agora que eu finalmente tenho um notebook em mãos, posso finalmente começar a gastar um pouco do meu tempo na VN…”. Overall, the combination of highly analytical, meta-media commentary, dark self-deprecating humor, and loose, improvisational life-structure fits best with an INTP profile.

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Media diary enthusiast, JRPG & VN addict, part-time researcher. Once drank in a 10am lecture and got asked if I needed help—still not sure of the answer.– @notachargedshot

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Overproof cachaça anchors the drink with a chaotic Brazilian backbone, the liquid form of someone whose body is “70% videogames” and who casually says “Eu já cometi genocídio pelo menos umas 2 vezes jogando Baldur's Gate 3”. A sharp espresso shot captures the permanently wired, media-consumption grind of someone running yearly “MÍDIAS CONSUMIDAS” threads like “HOMEM BRANCO MEDIA THREAD 2026”. Grapefruit tonic brings a bitter, refreshing edge for the constant salt and frustration, from ranting that “artigo acadêmico é ciênciaslop” in this tweet to screaming about Rampage in Monster Hunter as in this one. Maraschino liqueur adds a sweet, nerdy affection for his beloved waifus and characters, like yelling “MEU MOTIVO PRA VIVER” at Sacchin in this tweet and celebrating Rie Tanaka as his GOAT in this one. Finally, a dash of smoked salt finishes it with dark humor and a slightly suicidal tinge, channeling moments like “Cada dia mais certo que eu não vou passar dos 30 e nem é mais piada” in this tweet and the desire to see “todos os personagens mortos brutalmente” in this Drama Queen tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by analytical media takes and meta-commentary about how people consume art, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. They complain that people posture as intellectuals instead of engaging honestly with media in “Pessoal desaprendeu a fazer um consumo honesto de mídia a fim de pagar de intelectual na internet…” and again in “Pessoal tem que aceitar que a maioria das pessoas são intelectualmente desonestas…”, showing a strong concern for intellectual integrity and method. They keep detailed logs and rankings of what they watch and play, like the “THREAD DE MÍDIAS AMO CONSUMIR MÍDIAS 2025” and their yearly game ranking in “vai aí meu ranking de tudo que joguei em 2025”, which reflects a structured, reflective approach to knowledge and media. Their enthusiasm for niche design choices and storytelling, such as analyzing game structure and endings in tweets like “Pior que Astlibra Revision realmente é o jogo mais soulful que já existiu…” and “Mega Man Zero 4 é meu final de história favorito de todos os tempos e eu vou defender que é um dos melhores finais de qualquer mídia”, shows a love of thematic depth and narrative craft rather than just surface enjoyment. While they display some Slytherin-style cynicism and Gryffindor bluntness, their core identity is a hyper-engaged, self-aware media nerd who dissects stories, systems, and discourse—classic modern Ravenclaw energy.

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A dramatic, self-aware anthem about surviving through disillusionment fits them almost perfectly. They frequently balance irony and sincerity about their own misery and burnout, like when they say “Época de férias é o melhor momento pra se tocar que sua vida é uma merda e indulgir em todo tipo de desgraça até ter que voltar a conviver em socidade e fingir que nada aconteceu” and “Cada dia mais certo que eu não vou passar dos 30 e nem é mais piada”. The song’s theme of carrying on despite feeling doomed mirrors posts such as “Eu sou um homem grato e alcancei todos os objetivos que eu tinha na terra, se Deus quiser me levar já tá liberado” and their constant joking about death and exhaustion. At the same time, the track is theatrical and passionate about art in a way that fits their hyper-fixations on games and anime, as seen in “Kino peak raw soul sei lá mais o que colocar aqui, joguem Astlibra Revision pelo amor de Deus” and “NÓS VIVEMOS, SOBREVIVEMOS COM AJUDA DE APARELHOS, MAS CÁ ESTAMOS PARA CELEBRARMOS MAIS UMA VITÓRIA. MEGAMAN VIVE CARALHO!”. Their mix of cynicism, black humor, and genuine enthusiasm for the media they love captures the same bittersweet, over-the-top energy that defines Welcome to the Black Parade.

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