Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: Creates detailed stats and spreadsheets for UU and upload schedules, like calculating 160 hours of footage in “spanning over 107 episodes and 4 different povs…” and tracking Flame saying “bro” 640 times in “so this is just crazy...”.
- Creative: Regularly makes fanart and OCs, like the big multi-character piece in “ITS FINISHED!!! #planetlordfanart…” and UU OCs in “so i made a uuoc... her name is azidara…”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages oomfs, asks for ideas and birthdays, and offers help, like “give me ur ideas for what uu stats to calculate next…” and “so any oomfs wanna be friends… (please im kinda friendless)”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and exaggerated numbers, like “i went to sleep and woke up to 101 quadrillion followers…” and calling herself “the uu stats person” in “as the self proclaimed uu stats person”.
- Supportive: Shows appreciation and affection for friends and creators, like thanking followers in “insane, got 100 followers in less than a week, tysm for 200 beellion!!!” and being sappy about oomfs in “not to be sappy or anything but 2025 has been a good year…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑doubting: Questions her own capabilities and ideas, like worrying about being seen as dumb in “why did my literature teacher just tell us we should be writing our essays with ai??? like hello how dumb do u think i am?” and fearing being forgotten in “pls dont forget abt me oomfs!”.
- People‑pleasing: Explicitly identifies this trait and struggles to say no, as in “im too much of a people pleaser to do ts bro, i cant kill oomfs”.
- Socially‑anxious: Describes herself as introverted and reluctant to be social, like “most introverted and socially anxious person in the world” and “i dont know if i can bring myself to be social enough to do anything in season 2”.
- Overcommitted: Takes on many projects/hyperfixations at once, mentioning neglected drawing due to Minecraft in “ive been so locked in on minecraft that ive barely been drawing” and struggling with multiple WIPs in “must leave behind all my others wips to make fanart of it”.
- Perfectionistic: Gets frustrated when work feels below her standards, like “ive spent the last hour trying to draw but every sketch i make is worse than the last” and calling her own egg drawing “shitty” in “cant draw so take this shitty egg drawing”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best fit is Lisa Simpson: Bee is studious, analytical, and a little precociously self-aware, much like Lisa. She spends her free time making detailed spreadsheets and probability graphs about her interests, such as tracking upload schedules and stats: “the lack of uu is hitting me so hard it has me making spreadsheets trying to figure out when the next upload will be” and “so this is just crazy... over a span of 5 episodes flame said the word bro 640 times”. Like Lisa’s mix of intellect and creative hobbies (saxophone, activism, school projects), Bee pairs math with art and fandom, calling herself “that one uu fan who knows math ✧ artist maybe?” and posting lots of fanart like “ITS FINISHED!!! #planetlordfanart...”. She’s also socially anxious but earnest about wanting friends, echoing Lisa’s mixture of loneliness and hope: “so any oomfs wanna be friends… (please im kinda friendless)” and “im getting sm fomo… but i dont know if i can bring myself to be social enough”. Even her light academic skepticism about AI in school—“why did my literature teacher just tell us we should be writing our essays with ai???”—sounds like Lisa’s thoughtful, slightly indignant approach to education and ethics.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they describe themselves as socially anxious and struggle with being social, e.g. calling themselves the “most introverted and socially anxious person in the world” in “most introverted and socially anxious person in the world”, mention FOMO and difficulty being social on SMPs in “im getting sm fomo from seeing people talking abt uue smp on my tl, but i dont know if i can bring myself to be social enough to do anything in season 2 😭😭😭”, and say they’re “kinda friendless” while asking if anyone wants to be friends in “so any oomfs wanna be friends… (please im kinda friendless)”. They show a strong Intuition preference through pattern-seeking and big-picture thinking, such as analyzing upload patterns and probabilities in “there was a 6% chance of spoke uploading this morning” and building elaborate spreadsheets and stats that go beyond immediate practical needs in “why are so many oomfs worried about my sanity??? is not normal to spend ur summer spreadsheeting completely random facts about minecraft videos??”. Their tone and decisions are Feeling-oriented: they focus on relationships and emotional impact, like being too much of a people pleaser to eliminate others in “im too much of a people pleaser to do ts bro, i cant kill oomfs”, being openly sappy toward friends in “not to be sappy or anything but 2025 has been a good year… i just wanted to thank all the oomfs i made this year”, and reassuring oomfs with affectionate goodnights in “gn oomfs love u all/p”. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: despite making spreadsheets, they present them as a fun, obsessive hyperfixation rather than strict planning, as in “the lack of uu is hitting me so hard it has me making spreadsheets trying to figure out when the next upload will be”, and they repeatedly act on spontaneous whims, like suddenly deciding to make a priv in “the idea of making a priv account is sounding rlly nice…” and then quickly following through in “i did it i made a priv”. Overall, a creative, emotionally expressive introvert with idealistic attachments to fandoms and a flexible, hyperfixation-driven lifestyle fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said it takes 160 hours to watch all of Unstable — statistically speaking, that’s about how long it’d take me to work up the courage to ask you out… or you could save us both the wait and say yes now.
- You calculated that Flame says ‘bro’ 640 times in 5 episodes and ‘like’ 3 times a minute — what are the odds of me getting you to say ‘girlfriend’ statistically significant times if I take you on a date?
- You replacing AI for math questions, making upload spreadsheets, and still cranking out UU and Wisp SMP fanart? I don’t need a graph to see the trend: my respect for you is clearly exponential.
- If befriending Parrot at the crossroads has a 50% death rate, but befriending you has a 100% chance of me getting cute fanart and hyperfixation rants, I’ll risk the lore death every time.
- You forgot words in your native language and turned them into English ones — that’s fine, I’m fluent in ‘oomf who’s 17, draws UU fanart, spreadsheets upload schedules, and low‑key stole my heart.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Stat-obsessed UU fan + Minecraft artist. Once calculated 640 bros in 5 eps for fun. Here for spreadsheets, fanart, and overanalyzing block men.– @notactuallybee_
Your signature cocktail
The Unstable Bee-sverse
This drink starts with sparkling pink lemonade and a splash of citrus vodka for their bright, slightly chaotic teen energy and pink fav color, echoing their Minecraft hyperfixation in “i have one interest, and one interest only, and that is minecraft… help” and the late-night grind in “its late and yall have gotten ur stats, so im going to bed gn oomfs <3”. A blue curaçao drizzle nods to their mathy upload spreadsheets and blue-coded data vibes in “did any1 ask for more data on wemmbu and flames upload schedules?? here are some graphs…” and “if anyone else also wants to access the spreadsheet heres the link”. Honey-ginger syrup represents Bee themselves—sweet but with a sharp kick, like calling out teachers in “why did my literature teacher just tell us we should be writing our essays with ai??? like hello how dumb do u think i am?” and gleefully replacing AI in “i am hear to announce that im going to be replacing ai”. Crushed ice with edible glitter captures the flashy hit-tweet highs of “all the stats ive posted have gotten upwards of 500 likes, have i found the hack for infinite hit tweets????” and the milestone in “insane, got 100 followers in less than a week, tysm for 200 beellion!!!”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud garnish dissolves dramatically into the drink like UU angst and fanart inspiration melting into their timeline in “turtle master trio i love u, pls dont horrifically die #unstableuniversefanart” and the emotional scripting defense of “having to defend uu being scripted to my brother was the last thing i was expecting to have to do today”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their defining traits are analytical thinking, data‑driven curiosity, and creativity, which are classic Ravenclaw markers. They literally brand themselves as “the uu stats person,” dive into spreadsheets for fun, and share detailed statistical breakdowns like “over a span of 5 episodes flame said the word bro 640 times, thats one 'bro' every half a minute” and “out of the the 147 cc that have been in uu, 18 of them have died, 50% of them having died less than ten blocks away from parrot”. They also create graphs and public spreadsheets to analyze upload schedules, as seen when they ask, “did any1 ask for more data on wemmbu and flames upload schedules?? here are some graphs based on how much time we normally have to wait in between uploads” and share the sheet link in “if anyone else also wants to access the spreadsheet heres the link”. Beyond numbers, they love learning and meta‑discussion about media, defending Unstable Universe as scripted in “having to defend uu being scripted to my brother was the last thing i was expecting to have to do today” and critiquing series like Whitepine in “tbh am kinda disappointed, not that it wasnt pretty but i felt like the story dragged and had my expectations to high”. Their artistic side (multiple fanart posts like “ITS FINISHED!!! #planetlordfanart…”) shows creativity layered on top of this analytical mindset. While they’re kind and social with oomfs (a bit Hufflepuff-coded), the dominant pattern is a joy in understanding patterns, stats, and stories in depth—very Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
22 - Taylor Swift
A well‑suited song for Bee is “22” by Taylor Swift, because it captures chaotic, hyperfixated teen joy with a bit of academic and social angst. She’s a 17-year-old student juggling school and fandom life, joking about teachers suggesting AI in class in “why did my literature teacher just tell us we should be writing our essays with ai???” while also celebrating milestones like “insane, got 100 followers in less than a week, tysm for 200 beellion!!!”. The song’s theme of feeling young, confused, and excited matches her mix of social anxiety and desire for connection, as seen in “so any oomfs wanna be friends… (please im kinda friendless)” and “im getting sm fomo… but i dont know if i can bring myself to be social enough”. "22"’s playful, slightly unhinged energy parallels her obsessive spreadsheets and math jokes about upload schedules in “over a span of 5 episodes flame said the word bro 640 times” and “the lack of uu is hitting me so hard it has me making spreadsheets trying to figure out when the next upload will be”. The song also fits her affectionate, online-friend-centered life where she signs off with “gn oomfs love u all/p” and reflects on how fandom and mutuals made her year in “i just wanted to thank all the oomfs i made this year, u made it so cool”. Overall, 22 mirrors her blend of silliness, overthinking, newfound confidence, and deep attachment to internet friends and Minecraft brainrot.
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