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Your Simpsons character
Cousin's sarcastic, critical nature closely resembles Comic Book Guy's personality. Like Cousin, Comic Book Guy is known for his biting commentary and disdain for mediocrity, such as 'Costco is the amusement park of grocery stores.' Both have a knack for delivering harsh truths with a humorous twist, making them a perfect match.

Your MBTI personality Type
Cousin embodies the ENTJ personality type: bold, strategic, and outspoken. His tweet 'You’re gonna human centipede yourself to Trump, aren’t you?' reflects his direct, confrontational style. ENTJs are known for their strong opinions, much like Cousin's takes on sports and politics. His disdain for inefficiency, as seen in 'No matter how many items you need from Lowe’s/Home Depot, you’re making at least two trips,' aligns with their focus on results. His leadership qualities and ability to critique systems fit the ENTJ mold.

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Boston-based sports critic & professional sarcasm distributor. Lover of brutal honesty, hater of frauds. Once compared Dereck Lively to Sideshow Bob. DM me if you dare.– @Notadoctor_24

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The 'Sarcastic Slam' reflects Cousin's sharp and bold personality. Whiskey mirrors his strong, unfiltered opinions, while lemon juice adds a sour kick, just like his biting humor in 'Clay Travis confirmed fan of pedophiles.' Ginger beer provides a fiery undertone, matching his fiery takes on sports and politics. A dash of bitters ties it all together, representing his dark, sarcastic edge.

Your Hogwarts House
Cousin fits Slytherin with his cunning, ambition, and sharp tongue. His tweet 'You’re gonna human centipede yourself to Trump, aren’t you? @elonmusk' showcases his boldness and wit, traits Slytherins are known for. His disdain for mediocrity, as seen in 'Tua is a BUM,' aligns with their high standards. While he may lack the Gryffindor hero complex, his ability to navigate conflicts and call out hypocrisy fits the Slytherin mold perfectly.

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This song's tone of frustration and disillusionment resonates with Cousin's tweets, such as 'What a waste of this planet’s resources.' The song's lyrics about walking a lonely road reflect his often solitary stance against the world's absurdities, as seen in 'You are so stupid if you think the US gets into world affairs to “take care” of the rest of the world.'

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