Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humorist: Uses heavy, self-deprecating and edgy jokes to cope, like “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste” and “Setembro amarelo, eu não posso mandar ninguém se matar ou ir pra merda esse mês”.
- Passionate nerd: Shows strong enthusiasm for games/anime, e.g. Megaten/SMT vs Persona in “nenhum protagonista de persona ganha de qualquer protagonista de SMT” and detailed comments on Soul Eater in this tweet.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and care for people close to them, like “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito desde que acordei, se eu me for, amo vcs.” and playful thanks in “Obrigado pela dick amigo”.
- Self-aware comedian: Frequently frames experiences as jokes about themselves, such as “Esse final de semana eu comi como um rei... Fiquei de vela igual corno... A única coisa ruim é que n dei um beijo.” and mocking their old humor in “Isso aqui é uma fração do meu humor em 2015”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares emotional highs and lows, from “MANO O MEU MUNDO TA CAINDO PUTA QUE PARIU” to tender posts about being in love, like “Eu tô apaixonado nessa gardevoir e no lucario”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Mentions wanting to die or self-harm multiple times, including “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço” and “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito... se eu me for, amo vcs.”.
- Aggressive language: Uses hostile phrasing like “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF” and repeated insults toward their mother-in-law in “ODEIO MINHA SOGRA ODEIO MINHA SOGRA ODEIO MINHA SOGRA”.
- Overly edgy: Leans hard into shock humor about sensitive topics, exemplified by the explicit suicide jokes in “NEVER KILL YOURSELF FELLAS” and sexual shock posts like “Punhetaço e siriricação em homenagem ao Ozzy”.
- Impulse posting: Admits acting before thinking, such as “Acho que eu fiz uma merda e só saber no outro dia.” and volatile reactions like “MEU MUNDO ACABOU”.
- Harsh generalizations: Makes broad, demeaning statements about groups, e.g. “Homem branco tá cada vez mais viado puta que pariu” and tying Hello Kitty fans to being “gente ruim” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and often flirting with self-destruction but in a half-joking, half-real way. They constantly use dark, abrasive humor and tell people to die or kill themselves, like in “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF”, which mirrors Bart’s edgy, provocative attitude toward others. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable undercurrent and some real pain, such as “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste” and “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito desde que acordei, se eu me for, amo vcs.”, similar to how Bart occasionally reveals loneliness and insecurity beneath his clowning. Their timeline is full of memes, horny jokes, and chaos about games and anime, like “Vou jogar Magic como um nerd e fumar a maconha como um noia. Next.”, which fits Bart’s slacker-rebel energy. Overall, the mix of mischief, gallows humor, and flashes of genuine affection (“te amoo” to a character or artist in “te amoo”) lands much closer to Bart than to the more earnest or responsible Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read clearly as an energetic, socially engaged type who thrives on interaction and banter, suggesting Extraversion: they talk about friends, work, and events (e.g. joking about coworkers and their boss in “Adoro a parte de encher o saco da minha chefe e ela não me odeia o suficiente pra me demitir ainda.” and hanging out all weekend in “Esse final de semana eu comi como um rei. Bebi como um rei. Fiquei de vela igual corno. Quase levei um tiro. Ri igual um bobo da corte.”). Their interests skew conceptual and pattern‑oriented (Megaten, Persona, SMT comparisons, and meta jokes about media), showing Intuition, as in “Pode me chamar de hater, mas nenhum protagonista de persona ganha de qualquer protagonista de SMT...” and elaborate game/anime takes rather than concrete how‑to details. The tone is sharp, argumentative, and often darkly humorous, favoring Thinking over harmony: they’re blunt in things like “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF” and sardonic about themselves in “Setembro amarelo, eu não posso mandar ninguém se matar ou ir pra merda esse mês (que mês infernal)”. Their life appears spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, with impulsive comments about food, work, and late‑night decisions like “Acho que eu fiz uma merda e só saber no outro dia.”, and joking pleas like “POR FAVOR DERRUBEM A AWS AMANHÃ...”, pointing to Perceiving. Overall, the mix of extroverted social humor, abstract/media‑heavy interests, combative joking style, and go‑with‑the‑moment lifestyle best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said no Wild Card protagonist beats an SMT bastard… but have you considered a fusion build: one (1) turn-based enjoyer + one (1) bisexual disaster who thinks you’re hotter than any Soul Eater anime frame?
- You finished Soul Eater, refused to read a monochrome PDF, and still went looking for the manga differences – that’s exactly the kind of commitment I need from someone who’ll analyze our route options before choosing the best ending with me.
- You: ‘toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste.’ Me: every time I think about you, I hope you remember there’s at least one more person out here who’d be devastated if you logged out of this run early.
- You were ready to accept the bad ending if Sae showed up looking like that; I’m just saying, if I pull up on a date even half that fine, you’re legally obligated to choose the romance route instead of prison.
- You went from selling TCG cards and playing Magic ‘como um nerd’ to almost getting shot on a weekend and still calling it the best time ever—seems like you enjoy living dangerously, so how about we queue up one more risky mission: a date with me?
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Turn-based tactician, SMT over Persona enjoyer. Once nearly got shot after a perfect weekend and still showed up to work on Monday.– @notagainiwga
Your signature cocktail
Forbidden Megaten Moragana
This cocktail is strong and a bit unhinged, like someone who casually posts “Vou jogar Magic como um nerd e fumar a maconha como um noia. Next.”. The smoky mezcal channels their chaotic, slightly self-destructive humor and death jokes, from “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste” to “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito desde que acordei, se eu me for, amo vcs.”. Cold brew coffee is for the late-night gamer/anime grind of a Megaten enjoyer Turn Based lover who finishes Soul Eater and immediately hunts down the manga, complaining “tem um monte de coisa que foi cortado e eu não vou ler o mangá em PDF MONOCROMATICO”. Cherry liqueur adds a sweet, romantic streak for the person who proudly says “Vi o filme da minha namorada com minha naorafa” and swoons over characters like Sae in “maluco se a sae aparece assim eu aceito ir preso fodase bad ending”. The tonic water brings a biting bitterness and fizz that fits someone who can tweet “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF” one moment and then sincerely gush about SMT vs Persona in “nenhum protagonista de persona ganha de qualquer protagonista de SMT”. Finally, the charcoal-tinged salt rim nods to their black humor and edgy aesthetic, the same spirit that makes them declare “Setembro amarelo, eu não posso mandar ninguém se matar ou ir pra merda esse mês (que mês infernal)” while still clearly being very, very online.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Cinder shows a strong Gryffindor-style recklessness and emotional intensity, often expressing things bluntly and explosively, like in “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF” and “Homem branco tá cada vez mais viado puta que pariu”, which read more as impulsive venting than calculated edge. There’s also a persistent thread of confronting heavy personal topics head-on, such as “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste” and “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito desde que acordei, se eu me for, amo vcs.”, which suggests someone who faces their own fear and pain directly instead of hiding from it. His social life and chaotic weekends—“Esse final de semana eu comi como um rei. Bebi como um rei. Fiquei de vela igual corno. Quase levei um tiro. Ri igual um bobo da corte.”—paint a picture of a risk-taker who throws himself into experiences. At the same time, there’s protectiveness and affection toward friends and loved ones, visible in jokes about colleagues and partners like “Adoro a parte de encher o saco da minha chefe e ela não me odeia o suficiente pra me demitir ainda.” and “Vi o filme da minha namorada com minha naorafa”, fitting Gryffindor’s loyal, ride-or-die social energy more than Hufflepuff’s gentler kindness. While he’s witty and clearly into niche games and anime, his defining traits are volatility, guts, and emotional honesty rather than Ravenclaw cerebralism or Slytherin calculated ambition.
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Your song
Yonkers - Tyler, The Creator
A fitting song for them is “Yonkers” by Tyler, The Creator, because it blends dark humor, shock value, and genuine emotional turbulence in a way that mirrors their timeline. They casually throw around suicidal and violent phrases like “Can you pls KILL YOURSELF” and then pivot to life-affirming outbursts like “NEVER KILL YOURSELF FELLAS”, echoing the chaotic, self-destructive but self-aware tone of the song’s lyrics. There’s also an undercurrent of real vulnerability, as seen in posts like “toda vez que penso em me matar eu olho pro meu braço e penso que ele ficará triste” and “rapaziada, estou cor do no peito desde que acordei, se eu me for, amo vcs.”, which matches Tyler’s mix of posturing and raw confession. Their love of edgy, stylized media like SMT and Persona (“nenhum protagonista de persona ganha de qualquer protagonista de SMT”) also fits the abrasive, alternative aesthetic of early Odd Future. Overall, Yonkers captures their blend of irreverent humor, depressive spirals, and aggressive self-expression.
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