NotAlcasan
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Cynical: He often expresses frustration with what he perceives as declining standards and moral decay in society, 'The vast majority of medical schools in USA are now Pass Fail. Many let students repeat tests until they pass.'
- Sarcastic: He frequently uses sarcasm and irony in his tweets, 'Women, I am begging you please stop idolizing work. 'But I love my work!' Would you PAY to work a shift at your job? Because that would mean you actually love it. That's stupid? So is Taylor.'
- Analytical: He often analyzes social and political events, often with a critical lens, 'The Treaty of Brest Litovsk demonstrated (whether true or not) that the Bolsheviks loved Russians more than the Tsar.'
- Observant: He pays attention to details and nuances, often pointing out inconsistencies or contradictions in arguments, 'The different sexes are delusional about different things and in different proportions. 6% of men think they are strong enough to fight a bear and win. Meanwhile, most women think they are charming enough to tame a bear.'
- Humorous: He enjoys using dark humor and memes in his tweets, 'She returns to her private office and laughs maniacally as she slowly removes her turban. The camera pans around to reveal the face of George Floyd like Voldemort in the back of her head.'
Weaknesses:
- Bigoted: He uses derogatory terms like 'ret@rded', 'coons', and 'goblins', suggesting a strong disdain for certain groups, 'Reminder that consensual sex does not exist in Japan and its former overseas possessions.'
- Misogynistic: He often makes generalizations about women, 'Women assume that once men know this, they'll be much better at just letting women vent. In reality, we're just gonna tune out.'
- Hypercritical: He is quick to criticize others, often with a harsh and judgmental tone, 'Does anyone even know why this loser resigned? His brown ministers resigned, so he stepped down and let one of them be PM?'
- Resistant to Change: He often expresses nostalgia for a bygone era, suggesting a resistance to change and progress, 'It's crazy the advances in baby safety. When I was a kid, we lit a warm fire right in the Bassinet.'
- Self-Righteous: He frequently presents his own opinions as facts, often without considering alternative perspectives, 'The main people who think the British Empire was bad are Indians. That should tell you all you need to know.'
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Not Alcasan's cynical and often ruthless outlook on life, coupled with his disdain for certain groups and his desire for power, makes him resemble Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. Just as Burns prioritizes his own interests above all else, Not Alcasan often expresses disdain for those he perceives as weaker or less intelligent, 'Most people look fucking stupid regardless of what they wear.' He also shares Burns's belief in the superiority of his own ideology, 'The Treaty of Brest Litovsk demonstrated (whether true or not) that the Bolsheviks loved Russians more than the Tsar.'
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a high-flow nasal cannula, because you're taking my breath away.
- My wife is a nurse, but you're the only one who can really heal my heart.
- I'm not a doctor, but I can tell you're suffering from a severe lack of me in your life.
- Are you a standardized test? Because I'm scoring high marks in your presence.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to you or your ability to recognize the bad guy's old man veins.
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Libertarian, Husband, Dad, Gamer, History Buff, Cynic. 'Those who call for Nonsense will find that it comes.'– @NotAlcasan
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Slytherin
Not Alcasan's cunning, ambition, and willingness to use any means necessary to achieve his goals align him with Slytherin. His tweets often showcase a desire for power and control, 'The purpose of a system is what it does' The Libertarian party elevates autistic Liberals. This is what the Libertarian party is.' He is also willing to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'Women assume that once men know this, they'll be much better at just letting women vent. In reality, we're just gonna tune out.' These traits are consistent with the Slytherin house, which values ambition, cunning, and resourcefulness.
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The Man - Taylor Swift
This song, which criticizes the double standards that women face in society, resonates with Not Alcasan's frequent criticisms of women and his views on gender roles. His tweets often express frustration with what he perceives as female privilege and entitlement, 'Women, I am begging you please stop idolizing work. 'But I love my work!' Would you PAY to work a shift at your job? Because that would mean you actually love it. That's stupid? So is Taylor.'
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