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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, thanks to their chaotic humor, love of inside jokes, and unserious attitude toward everything. Their posts are full of absurd wordplay and shitposting energy, like “If geometry dash was an itchy spot on your body it would be a geometry rash” and “What if… quandale dingle was… quanteuse dingle… something to think about…”, which is very in line with Bart’s prankster style. They clearly enjoy stirring the pot in a playful way, as seen in “when tf is the mod drama ending :p” and “I wish I was big on gd twt so I could say that I love dark dimension and think it’s an amazing level and then everyone would hate me”, echoing Bart’s tendency to poke at authority and drama for fun. The persona name "Dr EvilTon" and the over-the-top bit posts like “D R E V I L T O N” fit Bart’s flair for exaggerated alter-egos and attention-grabbing antics. Even their mock-serious declarations, such as “if you hate onilink we will literally never be friends”, mirror Bart’s dramatic, loyalty-based friendships and ride-or-die attitude toward the things he likes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they play a loud, performative role on the timeline, making themselves a character (e.g. “D R E V I L T O N” and “i am the pickup trigger ama”) and openly wishing for more visibility in the community (“I wish I was big on gd twt so I could say that I love dark dimension… and then everyone would hate me”). Their humor is highly conceptual and wordplay-heavy, pointing to Intuition (N): they riff on abstract ideas and puns like “If geometry dash was an itchy spot on your body it would be a geometry rash” and “What if… quandale dingle was… quanteuse dingle… something to think about…”. They seem more Feeling (F) than strictly logical, centering personal likes/dislikes and relationships: for instance, “if you hate onilink we will literally never be friends” frames a preference as a friendship boundary, and “when tf is the mod drama ending :p” shows emotional engagement with community drama rather than detached analysis. Their timeline is spontaneous, playful, and unstructured, showing a strong Perceiving (P) preference: they drop quick one-off jokes and reaction posts like “Interesting is certainly a word you could use to describe thus lineup of tweets” and “fuck I can’t beef with them anymore” rather than carefully planned, organized threads. Overall, a socially engaged, idea-juggling, feelings-driven, and improvisational style fits ENFP best.

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Geometry Dash enjoyer, part-time level critic, full-time pun generator. Once compared GD to a rash and people strangely agreed.– @notaniranianspy

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The spiced dark rum mirrors their chaotic, slightly evil humor and GD-community drama energy, like when they say “when tf is the mod drama ending :p” and call themselves Dr EvilTon. Sour cherry liqueur adds a sharp sweetness that fits their shitposty affection for niche opinions, such as wishing they were big enough on GD Twitter to loudly love Dark Dimension in “I wish I was big on gd twt so I could say that I love dark dimension…”. Matcha syrup makes it unexpectedly green, referencing “what if he was green” and their generally experimental, slightly cursed sense of humor. Grapefruit soda keeps it fizzy and playful yet bitter-sweet, fitting lines like “If geometry dash was an itchy spot on your body it would be a geometry rash”, where they mix clever wordplay with mild suffering. Finally, the black sugar rim with chili flakes gives a dramatic, spicy edge that nods to their flair for theatrics and over-the-top posts like “D R E V I L T O N” and their all-caps enthusiasm in “#TWEETAPUS IS THE NEXT #EVERYTHING APP”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong pattern of wordplay, niche references, and clever humor rather than earnest moral grandstanding or overt ambition. Jokes like “If geometry dash was an itchy spot on your body it would be a geometry rash” and “What if… quandale dingle was… quanteuse dingle… something to think about…” highlight a playful, pun-heavy intellect. The bio “quanteuse processing haters dni” and the tweet “Nice translation grok” suggest they enjoy meta, techy or language-based jokes, pointing to a mind that likes tinkering with concepts. Their persona-building in tweets like “D R E V I L T O N” and “i am the pickup trigger ama” is creative and self-aware rather than status-hungry, which leans away from Slytherin. Even when they talk about opinions, such as “I wish I was big on gd twt so I could say that I love dark dimension and think it’s an amazing level and then everyone would hate me”, the focus is on the social experiment and irony more than on bravery or loyalty. Overall, their defining traits are wit, creativity, and conceptual playfulness—classic Ravenclaw qualities.

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The song Internet captures chaotic, extremely online humor and niche community drama, which fits this user’s vibe. They live in hyper-specific Geometry Dash Twitter culture, joking about mod scandals and community absurdity, like when they post “when tf is the mod drama ending :p” and “im so happy nothing bad happened in the gd community this week” right after. Their bio “quanteuse processing haters dni” and posts like “What if… quandale dingle was… quanteuse dingle… something to think about…” show a commitment to surreal, terminally-online wordplay that mirrors the song’s self-aware take on digital life. They also clearly thrive on niche fandom bits and inside jokes, such as “if you hate onilink we will literally never be friends” and “i am the pickup trigger ama”, echoing the song’s focus on identity being shaped by online spaces. Overall, Internet suits a person whose whole persona is built out of memes, micro-dramas, and ironic self-branding like “D R E V I L T O N” and “dr evilton” as a name.

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