NotDeadGregg
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His deep emotional investment in sports teams like the Orioles and Ravens, as seen in tweets like 'Refs in the Bills pocket are we surprised?' shows his fervent dedication.
- Humorous: His tweet, 'Big day for insufferable people (I’m insufferable people),' displays his self-deprecating and relatable sense of humor.
- Nostalgic: Gregg's love for older shows and movies, like 'Crazy that a 12 seed should make it to the semis, but I gotta give The Grinch the edge over Scrooged,' shows his appreciation for the past.
- Romantic: His tweet, 'Thank you Instagram for showing me how much happier my ex is without me,' reflects his emotional and romantic side.
- Community-Oriented: Gregg's pride in his LGBTQ+ identity, as shown in his bio, fosters a sense of connection and inclusivity.
Weaknesses:
- Overly Emotional: His passionate reactions, like 'FUCK YOU MIKE ELIAS HE WANTED TO STAY IN BALTIMORE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU,' can sometimes come across as overly intense.
- Dramatic: Tweets like 'HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINEEEEE' show his tendency to exaggerate situations for effect.
- Self-Deprecating: His tweet, 'Big day for insufferable people (I’m insufferable people),' demonstrates a habit of putting himself down humorously.
- Impulsive: His tweet about getting arrested for punching Hyde, while humorous, shows a tendency to act (or joke about acting) on strong emotions.
- Fixated: His obsession with specific players and teams, as seen in 'Just gained a follower by tweeting about how I wish Gunnar and Adley were my boyfriends,' can sometimes be all-consuming.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Gregg’s mix of humor, passion, and occasional over-the-top reactions make him a great match for Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Gregg is deeply devoted to what he loves, such as his Orioles fandom, as seen in 'Just made the greatest purchase in all of Orioles Twitter history.' His dramatic humor, like 'Man wtf none of you told me the Blue Man Group was retiring?? Emotionally devastated,' mirrors Homer’s flair for comedic exaggeration.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Gregg’s extroverted and enthusiastic personality aligns with ENFP traits. His tweet, 'Big day for insufferable people (I’m insufferable people),' shows his humor and relatability. His passion for his interests, like the Orioles, and his emotional openness, as seen in 'Thank you Instagram for showing me how much happier my ex is without me,' reflect his intuitive and feeling nature. His spontaneity and adaptability, like 'Finally caved and downloaded Hinge,' highlight his perceiving traits.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an Orioles game? Because I’d rearrange my whole schedule just to see you.
- Do you believe in love at first pitch, or should I throw another?
- Are you Adley Rutschman? Because you just caught my heart.
- Are you a Ravens touchdown? Because you’re making my heart race.
- Are you the Blue Man Group? Because I’d retire all my plans just to be with you.
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Sports-obsessed goofball | Orioles & Ravens diehard | Nostalgia-powered pop culture critic | Romantic disaster | Keeper of baseball food cravings 🏳️🌈– @NotDeadGregg
Your signature cocktail
The Birdland Breeze
The 'Birdland Breeze' captures Gregg’s Orioles fandom and vibrant personality. The orange juice represents the Orioles’ colors, while the rum adds a kick, much like his passionate tweets about the team. Grenadine gives it a sweet yet dramatic flair, reflecting his emotional side, as seen in 'HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINEEEEE.' The baseball-shaped ice cubes tie it all together for a fun, sporty drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Gregg’s loyalty to his teams and his emotional openness align with Hufflepuff traits. His tweet, 'We really let Tony go to the Toronto Blue Cucks man… 💔,' shows his dedication and heartbreak over perceived betrayals. His humorous and self-deprecating nature, like 'Big day for insufferable people (I’m insufferable people),' reflects the grounded and relatable side of Hufflepuffs. While not overly ambitious or cunning, he thrives on connection and passion.
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Take Me Out to the Ball Game - Traditional
Gregg’s Orioles fandom and constant references to baseball, like 'Missing baseball so much I had to get baseball food from IHOP,' make this classic baseball anthem a natural fit. The song’s nostalgic and celebratory tone matches his love for the sport and its culture.
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