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Despite the dark content, this user mirrors Lisa Simpson through their intense, hyper-fixated passion for art, cinema, and specific characters, often feeling like an outsider who is “both everywhere and nowhere”. Much like Lisa’s perfectionism, they experience high emotional stakes regarding their appearance and habits, frantically asking if they can “lose a lot” before school starts. They exhibit a strong sense of moral superiority or 'based' opinions, such as when they aggressively defend their interests by telling others “you people are fucking disgusting”. Their preoccupation with being 'intellectual' or 'different' is reflected in their disdain for trends, stating they “HATE when people do stuff js because it's a trend”, echoing Lisa's own frequent social frustrations.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dennis exhibits Extroversion (E) through a constant need for digital interaction and community validation, specifically asking, “more followers... need more... followers... need more... more.. just another hundred...”. Their Intuition (N) is reflected in a preference for abstract aesthetic curation and fandom-based roleplay rather than concrete reality, seen when they obsess over a fictional show: “I REALLY wanna rewatch the pitt”. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant in their highly emotional, reactive language and intense interpersonal focus, such as exclaiming, “BEAUTIFUL BABY DENNIS AWWWW IM ACTUALLY TEARING UP HES SO TINY... IM IN TEARS”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) through a disorganized, impulsive posting style and a lack of planning, admitted in tweets about “going through drafts amd reposting everything that didn't poet” and shifting identities on a whim.

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Digital artist and film enthusiast. When I'm not rewatching The Pitt or hunting for the perfect vintage scarf, I’m debating the spelling of soft drinks. any/all– @NotDedButAlmost

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This drink captures the chaotic 14-year-old energy of someone who is “both everywhere and nowhere”. The base is dark and intense, inspired by their obsession with rewatching The Pitt, while the bitterness reflects a personality that will “punch the elderly for vlini hate”. It’s experimental and risky, much like their “tic tac toe date” or the high-stakes “omad and fast” lifestyle. The final touch of “black coke” ensures it’s exactly as 'real asf' as they are.

Your Hogwarts House
Dennis exhibits a strong sense of ambition and resourcefulness, particularly regarding his digital identity and social standing, as seen when he demands “more followers... need more... followers... need more... more.. just another hundred...”. He displays a classic Slytherin protectiveness and loyalty to his 'in-group,' aggressively stating that “vlini haters dni ur getting blocked i would punch the elderly for vlini hate”. His self-preservation and calculated approach to social interactions are evident in his bio where he lists “no dni = i dm freely” and his frequent use of 'basedoomf' versus 'loseroomf' categorizations to delineate social hierarchies. This focus on status, combined with an impulsive yet fiercely defensive personality, firmly aligns him with the house of Slytherin.

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The user’s online presence is deeply tied to Thom Yorke, as they state their profile pictures on almost every platform from Discord to Instagram are of “thom yorke”. The song's themes of self-deprecation and feeling out of place resonate with their struggles with body image and the desperate desire to change themselves, seen in tweets like “FUCKING KILLING MYSELF IM SUPPOSED TP BE DENNIS WHY WON'T U LET ME BE DENNIS”. Their involvement in shedtwt and edtwt communities highlights a cycle of self-harm and obsession, exemplified by the frantic request: “I NEED TO CUT I NEED TO CUT I NEED I NEED TO I NEED TO I NEEEEED TO”. Ultimately, the track Creep captures the raw, melancholic, and often self-loathing tone found throughout their timeline, particularly when they describe their happiness as a “loser”.

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