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Your Simpsons character
@NotFollowZonk shares Lisa's intellectual, slightly melancholy, and indie-gaming sensibilities. They express a deep sense of social introspection, asking, “how do I feel so interconnected yet lonely at the same time?”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent existential struggles. Their bio as an “average niko oneshot fan” and interest in titles like Celeste and Deltarune aligns with Lisa's appreciation for thoughtful, narrative-driven media. Furthermore, their pragmatic approach to life—noting “good rule of thumb, don't doxx yourself”—reflects the voice of reason she often provides. Like Lisa, this user values niche interests and close friendships while navigating the complexities of being a “minor” in a digital world.

Your MBTI personality Type
Qwartzboi demonstrates clear Introversion (I) by maintaining a private account for actual posts and expressing feelings of being “interconnected yet lonely”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep interest in narrative-heavy, atmospheric indie games like OneShot, Celeste, and Deltarune, as listed in their gaming interests. The Feeling (F) trait shows in their soft communication style, such as sending “ily too /p” to a friend and using emoticons like ":3". Finally, a Perceiving (P) preference is shown through their low-pressure, spontaneous approach to social media, often admitting they “genuinely don't know what to post” and frequently sharing “stolen interaction bait” rather than curated content.

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Professional Silksong waiter and Geometry Dash enthusiast. I enjoy gifting luck to friends and collecting stolen interaction bait. Minor | @qwartzpriv for the lore.– @NotFollowZonk

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This drink captures the essence of a 'qwartzboi' who is an “average niko oneshot fan” and lives for niche gaming milestones. The sparkling base celebrates the rare joy of when “someone gifted me silksong”, while the 'stolen' gold dust represents their habit of posting “more stuff that I stole” to keep the timeline alive. It’s a light, alcohol-free-style mocktail (given the “Ages at which I did things... Drunk: nope” list) that feels a bit solitary, perfect for those moments of wondering “how do I feel so interconnected yet lonely at the same time?”. It’s experimental, sweet, and definitely best enjoyed while playing Geometry Dash.

Your Hogwarts House
NotFollowZonk exhibits the Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and kindness through their consistent appreciation for their social circle. They demonstrate a strong sense of community by publicly thanking friends, as seen when they posted “thank you park for being the first person in nearly a month to send me a gimmick (ily too /p)” and “thank youu :3”. Their modest and humble nature is evident in their bio where they describe themselves as an “average niko oneshot fan” rather than seeking status. Furthermore, they display a patient and gentle temperament, even when dealing with minor annoyances like when “One of my friends keeps talking about communism and I can't find a way to stop them”. This emphasis on platonic love, friendship, and a lack of ego aligns perfectly with the values of Helga Hufflepuff.

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This song perfectly captures the digital-native, slightly detached, and game-centric lifestyle of a teenager navigating the modern web. The user expresses a classic internet-induced existentialism, asking “how do I feel so interconnected yet lonely at the same time?”, which mirrors the song's themes of overwhelming digital saturation. Their personality is defined by a mix of gaming culture—listing titles like “Geometry Dash Terraria Oneshot Bloons TD 6 Celeste Deltarune Battle Cats Undertale”—and the casual exchange of memes, seen when they admit “I’m stealing this”. Ultimately, the song suits their self-deprecating humor and their habit of checking if anyone “actually goes to my profile” while they remain deeply immersed in various online subcultures.

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