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This user embodies the rebellious, prankster energy of Bart Simpson, frequently using harsh, colorful language and showing a lack of respect for authority figures like team management. They display a cynical attitude toward their favorites, much like Bart's fickle loyalty, as seen when they lash out saying “quickley is just awful bro” or “GET MOGBO THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM”. Their penchant for chaos and mocking others is evident in their reaction to sports drama: “scottie a dickhead for blocking yang like that LMAO”. Ultimately, @nothesi’s combination of underachieving cynicism and high-energy trash talk perfectly mirrors the Eat My Shorts persona of a modern, sports-obsessed Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
nothesi displays Extraverted traits through their high-frequency, reactionary posting style and constant engagement with the digital sports community. They lean toward Intuition, often discussing the theoretical future of the Raptors’ roster and evaluating players based on 'ideas' and long-term fit, such as when they note “the idea of quickley when he’s actually good is a way better fit than trae”. Their Thinking preference is evident in their blunt, often harsh critiques of players, using logical—albeit aggressive—assessments like calling a player's contract “bs with 20 secs on the shot clock” or dismissing management with “no chance bobby has the brain capacity”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving traits by reacting spontaneously to live events and frequently changing their stance on players based on the most recent game, shown when they oscillate between “gradey ur horrible man” and “do not give up on gradey”.

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Raptors enthusiast and critic. I’ve survived the 'braindead big' era and lived to talk about it. Usually found overanalyzing Scottie’s gravity and Immanuel Quickley.– @nothesi

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a Raptors die-hard who is constantly 'numb to it'. The base is a rugged Rye representing the North, but it’s infused with bitter notes because ‘quickley is just awful bro’ and has the user feeling like the ‘fo introduced me to mogbo’ just to cause pain. The Red Bull float represents the high-octane mood swings that occur when ‘scottie woah that was showtime demon’ happens immediately after a bad play. It is a strong, experimental cocktail for someone who thinks ‘NBA players are chronically online’ just like they are.

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nothesi exhibits the classic Slytherin trait of being a cutthroat pragmatist, prioritizing results and efficiency over sentimental loyalty or sportsmanship. They are quick to discard those they deem useless, as seen when they demand the front office “GET MOGBO THE FUCK OFF MY TEAM” or callously label a player “legit garbage”. Their focus is on high-stakes ambition and resourcefulness, openly mocking the “analytic nerds” while advocating for ruthless trades like “sell high on JJ”. This elitist perspective and willingness to “sacrifice barnesmuse any day” for a better asset cement their place in the house of ambition and cunning.

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The user exhibits a cynical and frequently shifting attitude toward their favorite team, the Toronto Raptors, alternating between high praise and ruthless criticism. They exhibit a cold demeanor toward players who underperform, specifically targeting Immanuel Quickley by saying “this guy quickley is just embarrassing” and “quickley going to hell man”. This Heartless approach extends to the front office, as they claim “masai trapped me with gradey and ran to africa” when results don't go their way. Despite the hostility, they remain deeply attached to the game's drama, admitting they are “numb to it” when faced with the repetitive cycle of sports heartbreak. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a fan who has become jaded and transactional in their loyalty.

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