Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyalty: Openly celebrates her wife and closest friends, e.g., “I love my wife @B_Hundred_Hyun” and “I love my #amigos—they make life bearable”.
- PoliticalConviction: Stands firmly on socialist/anti-imperialist ideals, as seen in “communism is the only way out” and critiques of U.S. policy in “everything about the US disgusts me”.
- Empathy: Shows compassion for exploited victims, e.g., “Epstein case breaks me because no one will be punished” and wishes to protect idols she admires in “want to take care of Chanyeol like a son”.
- SelfAwareness: Acknowledges mental-health cycles and healing efforts, such as “breaking self-destructive patterns #healingera” and evaluating boundaries in “needed this detox”.
- Humor: Uses candid wit even in stress, e.g., “came to work in shorts and forgot my thigh is all cut” and “muting a mutual was the best decision”.
Weaknesses:
- Hopelessness: Frequent despair and violent imagery, including “want to slice my throat open” and “#IGIVEUP #CANTTAKEITANYMORE #IWILLKILLMYSELFTODAY”.
- VolatileAnger: Often expresses rage toward others, e.g., “go fuck yourselves everyone” and “I hate yeolmaes, bunch of vagabonds”.
- SelfWorthStrain: Calls herself useless/inadequate in “felt like a useless failure not working” and fears being a burden in “wish I had a normal head”.
- DependencyOnSubstances: Relies on weed/alcohol for regulation, e.g., “almost out of weed and broke” and “using Jorge & Mateus to calm anxiety”.
- BoundaryStruggles: Tension with family and mutuals suggests difficulty maintaining boundaries, as shown in “will block my mom when I move” and “taking mute off a mutual was worst choice”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most resemble Lisa Simpson: intellectual, politically radical, emotional, and often overwhelmed by how cruel and hypocritical the world feels. Like Lisa’s strong sense of justice and hatred of US imperialism and capitalism, they post things like “comunismo is the only way out ntj” and “mais um golpe patrocinado pelo país da liberdade bruh”. Their anger at systemic abuse and impunity mirrors Lisa’s moral outrage, as in “tudo sobre o epstein me deixa muito triste porque eu sei que ninguém sera punido”. At the same time, they’re deeply sensitive, self-reflective, and mentally struggling, echoing Lisa’s frequent sadness and anxiety: “meio que desistiria de todas as coisas do mundo pra ter uma cabeça normal” and “faz umas duas semanas que ando com a sensação de que Nunca mais vou dormir”. Their intense love for friends and found family, like “amo muito meus #amigos sinto falta deles todos os dias. Eles tornam a vida mais suportável”, fits Lisa’s reliance on a few close bonds to cope with a world that constantly disappoints her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
I vs E: Their feed stresses exhaustion and needing space, e.g., “depois que dei unf numa mutual X comecei a apreciar mt mais Entrar no twitter”, suggesting inward focus over social stimulation. N vs S: They dwell on broader themes—politics, justice, existential anxieties—like “comunismo is the only way out ntj”, indicating intuitive pattern-seeking rather than concrete detail. F vs T: Emotional candor dominates; “chorei quase o dia todo…” and “amo muito meus #amigos…” display empathetic priorities over impersonal logic. P vs J: They describe impulsive moods and fluid routines—“fim de carreira de verdade vo fumar um baseado e dormir… n quero saber de Nada”—signaling spontaneity instead of structured planning. These traits align closest with an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If going back to 2016 you’d hit play on that same Spotify track again, can I apply to be on your 2026 playlist as the song you never skip?
- You said you’d trade everything for a normal brain, but as someone who’s also sleep‑deprived and a bit insane, I think our dysfunctional minds would make a pretty functional duo.
- As a fellow EXO enjoyer and Baekhyun defender: if SM is the villain and Chanyeol is the problematic fave, can I audition for the role of the supportive partner in your #healingera arc?
- You talk about sitting around feeling useless between jobs, but you do realize your tweets alone have more personality than most full‑time contracts, right? I’d totally hire you as my official reason to check Twitter all day.
- Since you’re almost out of weed and broke, I can’t offer you a joint… but I can offer joint healing, cold weather, black coffee without sugar, and someone who’ll always say you look ‘lindo’ instead of ‘credo’.
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Brazilian K-pop lifer juggling gigs, gender euphoria, and Marxist memes; once calmed a panic spiral with Jorge & Mateus on loop.– @noticiadejornal
Your signature cocktail
Borderline Cherryberry Chaos
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee, a nod to being from Paraná and learning to drink coffee strong and unsweetened, like when they said “my friends ste and amanda taught me to drink coffee without sugar”—it’s functional, a bit harsh, but keeps you going through too many jobs and shifts. Cherry liqueur is a direct reference to their #CHERRYBERRY / baekyeol obsession and the plan to “buy a pod cherryberry #baekyeol”, sweet and fangirly in the middle of all the chaos. Fresh lime juice adds acidity and bite, representing the sharp political disgust in tweets like “everything about the united states makes me extremely sick… wanted a BOMB to fall on this shit” and the ‘say it with your whole chest’ energy of their timeline. A dash of smoked paprika or chili bitters is the anger, self‑destructive humor, and BPD volatility behind posts like “#IGIVEUP #CANTTAKEITANYMORE #IWILLKILLMYSELFTODAY” and “everything hurts everything hurts”, burning but controlled in the glass. It’s topped with sparkling water for lightness and the tiny moments of genuine healing they celebrate in tweets like “so beautiful to realize I’m breaking self-destructive patterns #healingera” and the love for friends and wife—because even in full borderline cherryberry chaos, they still sparkle a bit.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their feed brims with fearless conviction and emotional intensity, hallmarks of Gryffindor. They openly declare radical beliefs even when incendiary, as seen in “comunismo is the only way out ntj” and “tudo em relacao aos estados unidos me causa nojo extremo queria que esse país sumisse do mapa”, showing boldness in voicing unpopular stances. They also confront personal turmoil head-on, whether ranting against unjust systems (“nunca vao me fazer odiar alguém que processa uma empresa por direitos trabalhistas”) or describing their struggles with raw honesty (“fim de carreira de verdade vo fumar um baseado e dormir... se matem #bpding”), reflecting the Gryffindor pattern of wearing courage and vulnerability on their sleeve. Even in everyday frustrations, they leap into conflict instead of backing down, like “ja cedo estresse do caralho vao tomar no cu todo mundo” and “qnd vc tira o mute de um mutual e percebe que foi a pior escolha q vc fez essa semana”, underscoring impulsive, confrontational bravery. Collectively, these tweets paint someone who constantly charges at life, injustice, and personal demons alike—pure Gryffindor energy.
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Your song
Normal Girl - SZA
Normal Girl captures Marina’s mix of vulnerability, rebellious edge, and longing for stability. She openly wrestles with self-worth and mental health swings, like when she wrote “chorei quase o dia todo pq nao vou mais trabalhar... me sentindo uma inutil encostada fracassada” and “tudo doi tudo doi”, mirroring SZA’s raw self-scrutiny. The track’s defiant tenderness resonates with her protective love for friends—“amo muito meus #amigos sinto falta deles todos os dias...”—and with her romantic devotion to her wife in the bio. Its blend of aching honesty and resilient self-possession fits someone who fumes at injustice (e.g., “mais um golpe patrocinado pelo país da liberdade bruh”) yet insists on carving out her own voice. SZA’s narrative of craving equilibrium while embracing imperfections mirrors Marina’s timeline-wide push-pull between chaos and healing.
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