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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, rude-humored, but ultimately emotional and attached to their little social bubble. Their timeline is full of provocative insults and over-the-top vulgarity, like calling someone “du hurensohn ausländer” or just tweeting “hurensohn”, which strongly echoes Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing nature. At the same time, they show a goofy, attention-seeking side with posts like “heute wird mein tag der banger tweets macht notis an hehe” and sexual/gross-out jokes such as “twitter zur späten stund hat schwans im mund”, very in line with Bart’s immature humor. Yet, underneath that, they also have bursts of sincerity and sensitivity, for example appreciating their community in “finde es krass schön wie man sich so ne kleine bubble aufbaut und dann zusammen größer wird” and admitting emotional struggles in “ich lösche glaub ich für ne unbestimmte zeit twitter gründe sind dass ich unter anderem emotional nicht wirklich in der lage bin”. This mix of brattiness, jokes, and hidden vulnerability is very characteristic of Bart rather than the more responsible Lisa, loving but stressed Marge, or oafish Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraverted tendencies: they constantly engage their timeline, directly address "user" and "broskis", and enjoy being in the middle of interaction-heavy discourse, e.g. “damn heute abend war viel auf twitter los, ich mag es” and “heute wird mein tag der banger tweets macht notis an hehe”. Their humor is idea‑driven and playful rather than grounded in concrete detail, pointing to Intuition: they riff on scenarios and concepts like “unlustige privat accounts zitieren tweets um zu triggern, bro für wen?” and meta-comment on Twitter culture in “user machen fragentweets damit die antworten steigen und denken sie haben den twitter algorithmus studiert”. The heavy use of cutting sarcasm, insults, and debate‑style jabs indicates a Thinking preference: they openly attack behavior and people, e.g. “halt deine fresse du hurensohn” and “euer spiel ist trotzdem scheiße”, while rarely softening their tone for harmony. Finally, their timeline is spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, showing Perceiving traits: they tweet at random hours like “4:30 frag mich wieso bin ich wieder wach”, oscillate between moods (“die tage vibe ich iwie 24/7 zu sad musik huch”), and set loose, non-systematic goals such as “Meine Ziele für Twitter 2021: 100 Follower... Follow von meinem fav Twitter Acc” without showing structured follow‑through. Put together, the mix of outward engagement, idea-based humor, confrontational logic, and flexible, in‑the‑moment tweeting aligns best with ENTP.

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20-something artist in training, powered by sad music, Dragon Ball & gacha salt. Once ate expired chocolate and tweeted through the consequences.– @notimeliz

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This cocktail is built for chaotic gamer energy and emotional whiplash in a glass. Spiced rum stands in for the unfiltered mouth and constant flaming, from “ladet es euch nicht runter scheiss game alles scjeisse fick dich bleach” to “euer spiel ist trotzdem scheiße”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp bitterness that matches lines like “du bist eine dumme hure” and “halt deine fresse du hurensohn”, but it’s still refreshing underneath all the salt. A splash of neon energy drink captures the hyper tweeting and late-night vibes of “4:30 frag mich wieso bin ich wieder wach” and “twitter zur späten stund hat schwans im mund”. The dash of chili tincture is that sudden emotional sting—like going from memeing to “einfach 20 jahre alt geworden scheise will sterben wieso wird man alt” or mourning in “RIP Akira Toriyama, danke für all die schönen Momente und Erinnerung…”. Finally, cotton candy foam on top represents the unexpectedly soft side that loves their little Twitter bubble and calls out to “guna meine broskis und broskis mit noch einem schwans oder ohne schwans” in this tweet, proving that under all the toxicity lies a sweet, goofy heart.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a sharp, cutting way of interacting with others that aligns more with Slytherin’s ruthless, self-protective side than with the warmth of Hufflepuff or the idealism of Gryffindor. Their insults and aggressive clapbacks, like calling someone a “hurensohn ausländer” in “@TheWiseMan515 das geht an dich du hurensohn ausländer” and telling another user “halt deine fresse du hurensohn” in “halt deine fresse du hurensohn”, suggest a willingness to dominate and humiliate opponents rather than seek harmony. The edgy, shock-value humor in “¡Hola Luffy! ¡Chúpame la polla con tu boquita de goma, hijo de puta. Si no lo haces, te mando a Ace, pequeño bastardo!” shows comfort with provocation and boundary-pushing, traits often associated with Slytherin’s disregard for conventional niceties. Even when frustrated with games or situations, they react with intense, almost theatrical hostility, as in “ladet es euch nicht runter scheiss game alles scjeisse fick dich bleach”, reflecting a strong self-focused emotional response rather than patient perseverance. While they do express passion and nostalgia for games and media (e.g., their excited reaction in “OH MEIN GOTT NO FUCKING WAY... DAS BESTE SPIEL JAAAAAAAA”), the dominant pattern is ambition-tinged, confrontational, and self-protective behavior, which fits Slytherin best.

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A fitting song for @notimeliz is Numb by Linkin Park, because their timeline swings between jokes, rage and clear emotional exhaustion. They mention feeling mentally unwell and withdrawing from social media, like in “ich lösche glaub ich für ne unbestimmte zeit twitter gründe sind dass ich unter anderem emotional nicht wirklich in der lage bin”, which mirrors the song’s themes of burnout and overwhelm. Tweets like “einfach 20 jahre alt geworden scheise will sterben wieso wird man alt” and “die tage vibe ich iwie 24/7 zu sad musik huch” show a mix of dark humor and genuine frustration with growing up, similar to the song’s tension between anger and resignation. At the same time, they clearly care about their small online bubble and connections, as seen in “finde es krass schön wie man sich so ne kleine bubble aufbaut und dann zusammen größer wird”, which fits the song’s undertone of wanting understanding rather than just lashing out. Overall, the combination of venting, self-deprecation, and emotional vulnerability makes Numb a strong match for their vibe.

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