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Lisa Simpson is the intellectual, music‑loving member of the family, which mirrors the user’s obsession with opera and avant‑garde music, as seen in tweets like "World’s #1 Brünnhilde stan" and "the masses hate love. they could never appreciate the beauty of something like Tristan und Isolde". She also shares Lisa’s tendency to critique mainstream tastes, echoing the user’s tweet "it’s interesting how Picasso has been firmly implanted in the public consciousness as ‘one of the Greats’ but most people wouldn’t like it". Both are outspoken about high culture, often dismissing popular opinion, demonstrated by "the vast majority of ‘trad’ fuckers don’t actually care about or appreciate classical music". Additionally, the user’s self‑identification as a "proud femcel" and her high standards for relationships echo Lisa’s often solitary, academically‑focused life and her high expectations for intellectual partners. The combination of artistic elitism, sarcasm, and a contrarian stance makes Lisa Simpson the closest match.

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The user exhibits an extroverted communication style, engaging actively with various ideas and sharing them widely, as indicated by tweets like 'a reliable source has just informed me that Youtube is where the poop is.' They display an intuitive processing style through abstract and imaginative expressions, such as in 'Jesus was the original king of rock ’n’ roll.' Decision-making appears to lean toward feeling, emphasizing interpersonal connections and emotional nuance, as seen in 'she has name. don’t let them strip her humanity.' Lastly, they exhibit a perceiving lifestyle, remaining flexible and open-ended in their thoughts, captured in 'do I need to listen to the others or can I start with Love Potion No. 9?'

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Opera aficionado, meme curator, occasional alien hunter. Once mistaken for a Wagner conductor at a coffee shop. #ClassicalMeme– @notjulietberto

Your signature cocktail
Wagner’s Black Sonata melds the herbaceous, almost theatrical intensity of absinthe with the deep, midnight coffee notes of cold‑brew, mirroring the user’s love for dramatic opera and late‑night meme rants. A swirl of blackberry puree adds a dark, in‑your‑face color that nods to the tweet “I met Richard Wagner, she’s black” and the #IWasTodayYearsOld revelation that “Jesus was black”. A dash of orange bitters provides a bitter edge, echoing the sarcastic bite of “dear trans people: stop shoving it in my face and start shoving it in my mouth.” The drink’s layered complexity recalls the user’s eclectic taste, from “everyone must go listen to Seasons (1971) by Alan Silva” to the lament that “the masses hate love. they could never appreciate the beauty of something like Tristan und Isolde.” Finally, the name itself pays homage to the bio’s claim of being the “World’s #1 Brünnhilde stan,” turning high‑brow opera into a bold, unforgettable cocktail.

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s timeline is filled with obscure cultural references and a clear love for deep, intellectual content, such as “everyone must go listen to Seasons (1971) by Alan Silva… it’s 2hr20min of the best jazz music you’ve ever heard” and “it’s interesting how Picasso has been firmly implanted in the public consciousness as ‘one of the Greats’”. They frequently showcase niche knowledge of classical music and opera, e.g., “He will allegedly cancel ‘woke’ operas such as The Marriage of Figaro and Das Rheingold, instead prioritizing works like Moses und Aron”. Their self‑identification as “World’s #1 Brünnhilde stan” and the frequent quoting of mythic figures also reflects a fascination with epic literature and mythology. This pattern of valuing wit, learning, and erudite commentary aligns best with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom and intellect.

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The operatic grandeur of "Bohemian Rhapsody" mirrors NotJulietBerto’s self‑proclaimed status as the "World’s #1 Brünnhilde stan" and their frequent references to Wagner and other high‑brow works. The song’s shifting styles—from ballad to rock to operatic choir—reflect the user’s eclectic mash‑up of memes, jazz, avant‑garde, and pop culture seen in tweets like "the masses hate love. they could never appreciate the beauty of something like Tristan und Isolde" and "Being a Wagner fan with ADHD is one of the worst curses imaginable". Its lyrical theme of an outcast confessing a misunderstood crime ("I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy") resonates with the user’s self‑identified "proud femcel" and the feeling of being alienated from mainstream tastes, as they wrote "I think I’m destined to stay single forever because my standards are too high". The dramatic, theatrical narrative of the track matches the user’s flair for over‑the‑top jokes and references, such as "the masses hate love" and "the most annoying, awful person in the world reading this". Overall, the song’s blend of high art and popular appeal captures the paradoxical, contrarian, and grandiose personality that shines through the timeline.

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