
Strengths and Weaknesses

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Lisa fits best because she’s a sensitive, introspective teen who often feels isolated and different from others, similar to this user’s loneliness and desire for new connections, as in “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day arghonsckcwnw” and “♡ or ⟳ to be moots!!”. Lisa frequently struggles with dark or heavy feelings beneath a seemingly normal exterior, which echoes the user’s self-harm content and involvement in shtwt, like “I kinda wanna post my cuts but I don't wanna get flamed for doing js cat scratches💔✌” and “Hate when I'm cutting myself to sad music and Spotify reminds me I don't have premium😭😭”. The way the user jokes about their pain and inconvenience shows a mix of self-awareness and dark humor that Lisa often uses when she’s overwhelmed but still sharp and witty. Their posts about small obsessions and comforts, such as “Anyone else also so obsessed w a certain drink u don't even care abt calories”, mirror how Lisa clings to specific interests (like jazz or causes) as emotional anchors. Overall, the combination of vulnerability, loneliness, intensity, and a slightly sardonic teen voice aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or oblivious energy of Bart or Homer.

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They come across as more introverted (I): they mention loneliness and needing new friends in “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day arghonsckcwnw”, and their shtwt/edtwt presence is more about venting and inner feelings than social events. Their focus is strongly emotional and identity-centered rather than practical, suggesting intuition (N); for example, they frame things in terms of obsessions and self-image in “I need to eat less” and “I kinda wanna post my cuts but I don't wanna get flamed for doing js cat scratches💔✌”, which reflect internal narratives more than concrete problem-solving. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets highlight emotional reactions like embarrassment and hurt, such as “Hate when I'm cutting myself to sad music and Spotify reminds me I don't have premium😭😭 lowk makes me giggle” and “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day”, rather than logical analysis. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than structured: their posts are spontaneous, about whatever is happening in the moment (eyebrow razors, drinks, feelings) like “Anyone else also so obsessed w a certain drink u don't even care abt calories” and “Can't wait to buy new blades tomorrow one of mine went missing and the other is dull asf 🥹✌”, with no sign of long-term planning or organized goals. Putting these together, INFP fits best: a private, emotionally intense, self-reflective user who lives mostly in their inner world and expresses themselves in a fluid, unstructured way.

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Jumi | 15 | he/him. Collector of eyebrow razors and oddly specific drinks. Here for late-night thoughts, music, and figuring life out one post at a time.– @notjumino

Your signature cocktail
The lychee soda with extra ice is for their bubbly, slightly childish sweetness and drink hyperfixations, inspired by “Anyone else also so obsessed w a certain drink u don't even care abt calories”. A shot of silver tequila gives it a quietly dangerous kick, reflecting their shtwt/edtwt edge and posts about blades like “Can't wait to buy new blades tomorrow one of mine went missing and the other is dull asf 🥹✌”. Blood orange syrup adds a dark, dramatic red note for the self-harm themes and bittersweet humor, echoing “Hate when I'm cutting myself to sad music and Spotify reminds me I don't have premium😭😭 lowk makes me giggle” and their hesitation in “I kinda wanna post my cuts but I don't wanna get flamed for doing js cat scratches💔✌”. The thin slice of lime peel represents that sharp, meticulous eyebrow-razor aesthetic obsession from “I LOVE THESE EYEBROW RAZORS” and the chaotic mishap in “Somehow hit styro w an eyebrow razor that still had the guard on😭😭”. Finally, edible glitter or shimmer dust nods to their sleepy but sparkling online persona 💤 and their desire for connection in “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day arghonsckcwnw”, making the drink look as extra and attention-grabby as a shtwt moothunt post like “♡ or ⟳ to be moots!! ⠀⠀✚ ˳⠀ #shtwt #moothunt #ranfrentwt”.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest signal here is a need for connection and reliability, which aligns closely with Hufflepuff traits of loyalty and wanting to belong. Their loneliness and desire for new, closer bonds come through in “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day arghonsckcwnw”, suggesting someone who deeply values companionship rather than status or bravado. They’re also openly engaged with community spaces like shtwt/edtwt and moothunts, as seen in “♡ or ⟳ to be moots!! ⠀⠀✚ ˳⠀ #shtwt #moothunt #ranfrentwt ⠀❜”, which shows a desire to be part of a group and build mutual connections. Even in darker posts like “Hate when I'm cutting myself to sad music and Spotify reminds me I don't have premium😭😭 lowk makes me giggle”, they use humor and self-deprecation rather than posturing or ambition, which fits Hufflepuff’s more down-to-earth, emotionally sincere vibe. There’s little evidence of the intellectual pride of Ravenclaw, the bold heroism of Gryffindor, or the strategic ambition of Slytherin; instead, their tweets center on emotions, relationships, and a yearning for simple, steady connection—hallmarks of Hufflepuff.

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A well-fitting song for them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which captures a mix of dark humor, self-destruction, and vulnerable teenage loneliness. Their bio mentions “Shtwt / edtwt 5teen,” and tweets like “I need to eat less” and “I kinda wanna post my cuts but I don't wanna get flamed for doing js cat scratches💔✌” reflect the body image struggles and self-harm themes echoed in the song. The way they joke about hurting themselves, like “Hate when I'm cutting myself to sad music and Spotify reminds me I don't have premium😭😭 lowk makes me giggle”, mirrors the song’s mix of irony and pain. At the same time, tweets such as “I need new friends I'm so lonely all day arghonsckcwnw” show the isolation and craving for connection that Teen Idle explores. Even lighter posts like “I got a boyfriend chat🥹✌✌” fit the song’s bittersweet teen narrative—small bursts of happiness against a backdrop of emotional chaos.

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