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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Her tweet 'me tienes pendiente a ti, y sin embargo, tú te fuiste de aquí' shows how deeply she feels and invests in her emotions and relationships.
- Resilient: Despite her heartbreak, tweets like 'aveces recaigo pero nunca pierdo la esperanza' reflect her determination to keep moving forward.
- Empathetic: Her care for others is evident in 'te siento mal y me pongo mal', where she literally feels others' pain.
- Creative: She expresses herself through her changes and tweets like 'mis cambios son más radicales que un cambio de color de pelo' show her embrace of creativity.
- Outspoken: Her fiery defense of herself and others, like 'osea a ver k m entere del panorama, se meten con mi físico, m incitan al suicid10', shows she’s not afraid to speak her mind.
Weaknesses:
- Overthinking: Her tweet 'pienso en todas las dudas que tengo y tendré cuando esté a tu lado' reflects a tendency to dwell on uncertainties.
- Impulsivity: Her dramatic tweet 'no quiero empezar 2025, no quiero...' suggests she can be impulsive in expressing emotions.
- Emotional Dependence: Staying up until 5 a.m. for a response, as in 'hasta las 5am pendiente del móvil a ver si contestas', shows she can become overly reliant on others' attention.
- Sarcasm: While often humorous, tweets like 'esk vaya dos, el gilipollas y la chupapollas' could alienate some people.
- Self-Doubt: Her tweet 'quizás el problema siempre fui yo' reveals a tendency to blame herself unnecessarily.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Alba shares Lisa's emotional depth, intelligence, and occasional sarcasm. Like Lisa, Alba is introspective, as seen in 'quizás el problema siempre fui yo'. She also stands up for what she believes in, much like Lisa does in her activism, as shown in Alba's fiery tweet 'osea a ver k m entere del panorama, se meten con mi físico'. Both use their wit and passion to navigate a complicated world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
Alba’s introspection and emotional depth align with INFJs, who are known for their empathy and idealism. Her tweet 'te siento mal y me pongo mal' reflects her ability to deeply feel others' emotions. She’s also visionary, as seen in 'soy esa amiga del tarot, del zodiaco, de la brujería y manifestaciones'. Her self-doubt and overthinking, like in 'quizás el problema siempre fui yo', are typical of INFJs when under stress.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a tarot card? Because every time I see you, my future looks brighter.
- Are you a Sukuna fan? Because we’re definitely connected, no doubt.
- I’d stay up until 5 a.m. just to text you back, no hesitation.
- Are you a rose? Because you’re sharp, beautiful, and unforgettable.
- Your sarcasm is like a spell—completely enchanting.
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Emotional whirlwind navigating love, heartbreak & self-discovery 🌙 Tarot reader, zodiac enthusiast, and manifestation queen 🌹 Sarcastic but soulful | I’ll miss you at 5am 💔– @notmealba
Your signature cocktail
Heartbreak Sangria
The 'Heartbreak Sangria' reflects Alba’s emotional and poetic personality. The red wine symbolizes her passion and depth, while the blackberries add a touch of bitterness, mirroring her heartbreak tweets like 'sé que no me amas, y duele'. The rose water nods to her mysticism ('soy esa amiga del tarot') and the sparkling water adds a light, hopeful touch, reflecting her resilience in 'aveces recaigo pero nunca pierdo la esperanza'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Alba embodies Slytherin qualities of ambition, resourcefulness, and a sharp tongue. Her fiery rebuttals, like 'osea a ver k m entere del panorama, se meten con mi físico...', show her determination to stand up for herself. Her tweet 'ojalá salirme con la mía' reflects a Slytherin's desire to achieve their goals. She’s cunning but also fiercely loyal, as seen in 'yo nunca me he llevado (ni me sigo llevando) con los que han hecho putadas a mis amigas!!'.
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Liability - Lorde
This song’s themes of vulnerability and self-reflection resonate with Alba’s tweets like 'quizás el problema siempre fui yo' and 'no merezco la pena, por qué se iba a quedar?'. Lorde’s emotive delivery mirrors Alba’s poetic and emotional tone, such as in 'me tienes pendiente a ti, y sin embargo, tú te fuiste de aquí'. The song captures her feelings of heartbreak and longing.
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