NotNKVD
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Your Simpsons character
The user's self‑description as a "functional alcoholism" and constant references to drinking (e.g., "I could use a fuck off sized bowl of ramen and a Manhattan" and "I am living some of the last great American freedoms: Getting shit faced in transit") mirror Homer’s iconic love of Duff beer and his often‑drunk antics. Their occasional bursts of reckless impulsivity, like "The intrusive thoughts are telling me to open the throttle wide open," echo Homer's tendency to act without thinking. The bio’s line about putting "the funk in functional alcoholism" aligns with Homer's reputation as a lovable yet clueless alcoholic. While the user posts witty, chaotic memes, they also have "rare moments of clarity," just as Homer occasionally shows surprising insight despite his usual bumbling behavior.

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Their communication is outwardly expressive, frequently posting humorous observations and interacting with quoted tweets (e.g., "Me right after shooting my would be mugger:" and "I am living some of the last great American freedoms: Getting shit faced in transit."). They favor abstract connections and speculative ideas, as shown by jokes like "If you play it backwards, Supernintendo Chalmers says ‘Paul is Dead’" and "Statistically, there had to have been at least ONE Gundam ace…". Their decision‑making leans toward logical analysis over personal values, evident in remarks such as "Everything I hear about this is leading me to think it's some sort of PR stunt" and the data‑driven comment about Gundam. Their lifestyle is spontaneous and adaptable, with frequent references to ad‑hoc plans ("Day 3, the cat understands ‘food’", "AGAIN?", and "I’m going to keep this one around for a while").

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Gaming & tech enthusiast, coffee‑powered night owl, flat‑tire dumbbell fan, turning mishaps into memes. Occasional deep thoughts included.– @NotNKVD

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail is named "The Shitposter’s Ramen Manhattan", a nod to the tweet where they say "I could use a fuck off sized bowl of ramen and a Manhattan". It blends bourbon (their love of whiskey, as seen when they say "Walked into Rise of Skywalker with a can full of Stillhouse whiskey") with sweet vermouth for the classic Manhattan vibe, cold brew coffee referencing "Early morning War Thunder with coffee in a cold room is not great for the nerves", and a ramen broth reduction to bring the salty, chaotic edge of their daily grind. A dash of chocolate bitters adds a funk, echoing their bio "Putting the funk in functional alcoholism". The drink’s strong, bitter‑salty profile mirrors their gritty, no‑filter style, highlighted by tweets like "I am living some of the last great American freedoms: Getting shit faced in transit". Finally, the garnish of an orange twist provides a rare moment of clarity, just like their occasional clear posts.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently displays bold, daring behaviour, a hallmark of Gryffindor. For example, they tweet "Me right after shooting my would be mugger" showing courage in a dangerous situation. They also brag about risky actions like "Early morning War Thunder with coffee in a cold room" and "The intrusive thoughts are telling me to open the throttle wide open," both reflecting nerve and impulsive bravery. Their statement "I am living some of the last great American freedoms: Getting shit faced in transit" underscores a rebellious, fearless attitude that aligns with Gryffindor values.

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The Joker’s carefree, tongue‑in‑cheek vibe matches @NotNKVD’s self‑described "shitposter" persona, especially the lyric "I’m a joker, I’m a smoker" which mirrors his functional alcoholism and constant drinking ("Feeling wiped out of nowhere. I could use a fuck off sized bowl of ramen and a Manhattan."). The song’s funky groove echoes his bio’s line "Putting the funk in functional alcoholism," while the line "I’m a midnight rider" fits his late‑night gaming marathons and restless energy ("Early morning War Thunder with coffee in a cold room… I was shaking from cold and caffeine."). The Joker’s mantra of not taking life too seriously aligns with his chaotic posts about flat tires, busted cars, and random humor ("Coal. Coal, coal, and nothing but coal. To hell with this place, I’m getting liquored up."). Overall, the song’s blend of humor, rebellion, and a laid‑back party attitude reflects his tweets about drinking, gaming, and "getting shit faced in transit."

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