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Your Simpsons character
@notreallyanames embodies the hyper-critical, tech-obsessed, and gatekeeping nature of The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy. He expresses intense disdain for poor quality in hobbies, stating, “I want to kick these motherfuckers how do they suck so much at basketball”, much like Jeff Albertson’s “Worst. Episode. Ever.” catchphrase. His personality is defined by pedantic corrections, seen when he snaps, “Air is not blue you fucking idiot... As someone self teaching thermodynamics by researching the topic you pissed me off”. Furthermore, his deep immersion in niche tech and local AI mirrors the character's elitist stance on hardware, specifically claiming “Chinese tech is more advanced than literally everything you have dude”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Notreallyanames demonstrates Introversion (I) through a self-professed focus on solitary technical pursuits, such as “running fucking Gemma qwen all that while barely using 4 gigs of ram” locally. His Intuitive (N) leanings are clear in his theoretical experiments to “drive [AI] insane” and his interest in abstract concepts like thermodynamics. He displays strong Thinking (T) traits, often using blunt, aggressive logic to critique others, such as when he corrects a user by stating “Air is not blue you fucking idiot” based on his research. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his scattered range of hobbies—from music and art to tech specs—and his frustration with rigid systems, lamenting his “slow” art progress and lack of formal structure.

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Moroccan aroace & tech enthusiast. When I'm not local-hosting AI or critiquing mobile hardware, I'm composing OSTs. I once tried to teach myself thermodynamics.– @notreallyanames

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail is designed to be as 'liquid cooled' as the “Chinese tech” this user admires, using Moroccan mint to honor his heritage. The drink is unapologetically bitter to match his frequent call-outs, like his desire to “execute people who's only personality is about femboys” and his aggressive stance against “goonerslop.” Despite the sharp edges, the inclusion of sparkling blue curacao is a nod to his 'research' on thermodynamics, specifically his claim that “Air is not blue you fucking idiot.” Finally, the high-performance ABV ensures you won't have an “Intel level processor for a brain” while sipping it locally.

Your Hogwarts House
Notreallyanames displays a classic Ravenclaw obsession with technical precision, analytical thinking, and self-taught mastery. He shows a distinct love for learning by “researching the topic” of thermodynamics and running sophisticated “experiments on ai” using local models like Gemma and Qwen. His wit is often sharp and elitist, mocking those with an “Intel level processor for a brain” and critiquing the logic of tech debates. This combination of creative pursuits in music and art, paired with an insistence on “objective” facts over hype, places him firmly in the house of the wise.

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This song’s frantic, technological energy and focus on testing suit a user who is obsessed with high-end hardware and local AI experiments. They frequently discuss their specialized tech, such as their “Redmagic 11 pro 1TB”, and their drive to push systems to their limits, evidenced by their plan to “run an experiment on ai that will require you guys asking weird questions til it goes insane”. The song's chaotic nature reflects their aggressive posting style, where they claim to “hate when people discriminate” while simultaneously engaging in hyper-fixated rants about “thermodynamics” and “Chinese models like Kimi”. Ultimately, the track captures the restless, neurodivergent, and tech-heavy atmosphere of their digital presence.

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