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Your Simpsons character
Like Jeff Albertson, this user is a cynical, obsessive superfan of niche media who spends their time critiquing 'ships' and industry tropes, such as calling out “the worst ships man has ever seen”. They exhibit a elitist attitude toward those with different tastes, flatly stating that they “see niggas who laugh at shit like this as lesser than myself”. Their feed is a constant stream of technical grievances and gacha-gaming frustration, exemplified by their outburst: “Why the FUCK must there be different depots for different areas in Endfield”. Ultimately, their combination of intense horniness for fictional characters, like the “#1 Caesar King lover,” and their tendency to gatekeep entertainment perfectly mirrors the Worst. Episode. Ever. energy of the iconic Simpsons store owner.

Your MBTI personality Type
Caesarmachine demonstrates Extroversion (E) through high-frequency, reactive engagement with their digital community and a penchant for provocative social commentary, seen when they mock others for being “easily entertained by the dumbest shit”. They lean toward Intuition (N), focusing on media tropes, power scaling, and abstract critiques of fandoms rather than daily mundane life, such as their meta-commentary on “Star Wars fans when they have to actually process information”. Their Thinking (T) preference is evident in their blunt, often aggressive communication style and logical frustration with game mechanics, notably when complaining that “there’s no reason” for specific area depots. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style and a self-confessed struggle with complex logistics, admitting “I might not be built for ts so many words and I dont understand half of em”.

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Arknights: Endfield logistics manager by day, gacha gambler by night. Once spent an hour debugging a pipe system only for it to fail. I’m here for the hot women.– @notshawarmachin

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This drink is as chaotic and high-stakes as someone who shouts “I LOVE GAMBLING HAHAHAHHAHAH” while blowing their savings on gacha pulls. The spicy Mezcal represents their aggressive factory-builder grind in Endfield, where they worry about “Yield/Usage rates” and threaten to “mass produce explosives”. The bitter soda reflects the saltiness of being surrounded by “chuds” at school or getting roasted by community notes. Finally, the pomegranate juice captures their obsession with 'sweet' anime women, even if they occasionally wonder if they can “crack” the ones made of jade. It's a strong, experimental cocktail for a person who isn't afraid to ask “how did 700 Zillion lesbians fit in one fridge?” before taking another sip.

Your Hogwarts House
Caesarmachine displays a strong sense of self-preservation and social hierarchy, at one point openly admitting, “I see niggas who laugh at shit like this as lesser than myself.” Their resourcefulness is highlighted through their dedication to optimizing complex systems in Arknights: Endfield, specifically when calculating “Yield/Usage rates” and engineering the “mass produce explosives” in Valley IV. Furthermore, they exhibit a cunning and competitive nature regarding gacha games, frequently boasting about their luck with phrases like “I cant stop winning I LOVE GAMBLING”. This combination of elitism, systemic mastery, and a drive for personal success aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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The user @notshawarmachin is deeply immersed in the world of gacha gaming and industrial efficiency, frequently swinging between the highs of luck and the stress of resource management. They openly embrace a chaotic relationship with digital currency, exclaiming “I LOVE GAMBLING HAHAHAHHAHAH” while simultaneously stressing over industrial yields, noting they have “spent too much time on Endfield I'm starting to worry about Yield/Usage rates”. This obsession with complex systems and the thrill of the 'pull' mirrors the song's themes of market manipulation and the cyclical nature of consumption. Their personality is a mix of strategic planning and impulsive risk-taking, best captured by their enthusiastic celebration: “I cant stop winning I LOVE GAMBLING”.

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