
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s intensely self-aware, intellectual, and emotionally sensitive, often feeling both superior to and worse than everyone around her, much like this user saying “i think im better than everyone but also everyone is better than me”. Lisa struggles with identity, guilt, and perfectionism, which echoes tweets like “i feel guilty when i dont hate myself enough” and “even if i dont decide to kill myself i kind of dont have a future anyways... im not really good at anything and im dreadfully uneducated”. The user’s mix of dark humor and serious pain about self-harm and eating disorders mirrors Lisa’s tendency to mask deep distress with sarcasm or overachievement, for example in “its always edtwt debating what eating habits are healthy or not ... how would YOU know?” and “being hungry is such a clean and comforting feeling”. Their reflections on trauma and feeling “too old” despite being young, as in “being groomed in the past makes me feel like im rotting every year... i feel too old even tho i know logically im still a child :(”, parallel Lisa’s frequent sense of premature emotional adulthood. At the same time, their excitement about learning and creating—like “that moment when something you've been trying to learn for months just clicks is magical” and “i feel smart again!!! im using big words again!!! im typing long paragraphs again!!! im writing again!!!!!”—strongly reflects Lisa’s love of knowledge and self-expression.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their world is centered on internal experiences, self‑image, and private struggles rather than external social life, e.g. feeling ignored online in “r u guys mad at me why do i get no interaction ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა” and describing intense self‑consciousness about scars in “'i wanna lose weight to wear cute clothes' i say knowing damn well i wont be able to either way because of my scars”. Their focus is more on meanings and patterns than raw facts, suggesting Intuition (N): they talk about symbolic feelings of youth and identity in “being skinny is the only way i can feel like a kid again” and the “magical” click of understanding in “that moment when something you've been trying to learn for months just clicks is magical”. They are clearly Feeling (F)‑oriented, constantly centering emotions, hurt, and values, as in “i feel guilty when i dont hate myself enough”, “being groomed in the past makes me feel like im rotting every year... i feel too old even tho i know logically im still a child :(.”, and their concern for how gay men are treated in “i hate that people treat gay men like they're women , they're men before they're gay”. The Perceiving (P) side appears in their disorganization and last‑minute pressure, like “i told myself i would lock in for december but i'm just a fucking mess i could've lost so much by now i am running out of time” and the impulsive tone of “im just gonna start talking to people or whatever”. Overall, the combination of deep emotional introspection, idealistic/abstract framing of suffering and identity, and somewhat scattered, non‑structured lifestyle best fits INFP rather than a more systematizing or outwardly focused type.

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14 • she/it • pro-recovery work in progress. Plays guitar, overthinks everything, and still wants to see Wicked live more than anything.– @notsickpgs

Your signature cocktail
The blackberry gin is dark, sharp, and a little dangerous, capturing their self-destructive humor in posts like “worst ana symptom. what if i kms.” and the casual way they talk about cutting in “DONT CUT YOUR KNEES!!!1!!1!!!1!!1”. Grapefruit juice adds a bitter-sour bite for lines like “i feel guilty when i dont hate myself enough” and “everyday i get on this app and get reminded im a FAKE cutter and a pussy”. Rosemary syrup brings an unexpectedly sweet, herbal warmth for their flashes of insight and creativity, like “i feel smart again!!! im using big words again!!! im typing long paragraphs again!!! im writing again!!!!! IM YAPPING AGAIN!!!!” and their excitement over learning guitar in “got my first callous. im becoming a real guitar player WOOOO”. Tonic water gives a clean, fizzy edge that matches their dry, sarcastic wit in posts like “its always edtwt debating what eating habits are healthy or not ... how would YOU know?” and “men should be occasionally seen and never heard”. The dash of edible glitter is for the vulnerable, shimmering parts they hide under all the darkness—wanting cute clothes despite scars in “'i wanna lose weight to wear cute clothes' i say knowing damn well i wont be able to either way because of my scars” and the way being seen, even at a blood draw, feels “refreshing” in “does anyone else on shtwt like getting their blood drawn?”. It’s a strong but sparkling, bittersweet, slightly unhinged drink—experimental enough for someone who jokes “like fasting... but sleep” while counting down the days to see Wicked in “i got 202 to get my shit together so i can see wicked live”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a clear love of thinking, language, and learning that points strongly to Ravenclaw. Their excitement about feeling intellectually sharp again is explicit in “i feel smart again!!! im using big words again!!! im typing long paragraphs again!!! im writing again!!!!! IM YAPPING AGAIN!!!!”, which highlights enjoyment of complex expression rather than just venting. They also appreciate the beauty of others’ reflections and narratives, as in “i like how on youtube no matter what the video is you'll find at least one comment about how said video or creator changed the commenter's life in one way or another. lowkey beautiful.”, showing reflective, observational thinking. Their self-awareness and paradoxical introspection appears in “i think im better than everyone but also everyone is better than me”, which suggests a tendency to analyze their own psyche. Even in fandom, they light up when they find something that precisely matches their niche, as in “just found a fic thats my EXACT niche woah”, implying a taste for very specific, curated interests typical of Ravenclaw’s quirky intellectualism.

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A well‑suited song for them is Jealousy, Jealousy because it captures obsessive comparison, body image distress, and the feeling of being fundamentally ‘less than’ while still posturing like you’re above it. They openly struggle with eating and weight, saying “being hungry is such a clean and comforting feeling” and “being skinny is the only way i can feel like a kid again”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on thinness and self-worth. The line between arrogance and self-loathing in their personality—“i think im better than everyone but also everyone is better than me”—fits the song’s tension between envy and self-disgust. Their tweets about scars and self-harm, like “'i wanna lose weight to wear cute clothes' i say knowing damn well i wont be able to either way because of my scars”, echo the song’s theme of feeling permanently flawed compared to others. Even their jealousy and insecurity about attention—“r u guys mad at me why do i get no interaction ૮ ◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ ྀིა”—aligns with the song’s narrative of social comparison and craving validation.

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