Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-open: They openly share fears and insecurities, like body image and pregnancy anxiety in “I keep looking at myself in the mirror. I dont.. know how to feel.” and “Im pregnant. I dont know how far along i am yet.. not that far..”.
- Supportive-friend: They defend and uplift friends, e.g. protecting the Clint admin in “I will literally protect them with my life.” and praising @archervenger_ in “go follow @archervenger_ theyre the goat”.
- Self-aware: They acknowledge their own flaws and history, like anger and selfishness in “Hes bad in social situations, he has a nasty habit of selfishness and he has a horrible temper.” and admit to being “kinda tired of being a dick” in “I really am working on.. well everything.”.
- Protective-advocate: They strongly oppose abuse and harassment, shown in “abuse, mostly bad parenting. Bruce had a horrible dad growing up and seeing it in public fucks him up to a point where he will try to intervene.” and calling out harassment in “I dont tolerate people talking shit abt me or my friends behind my back.”.
- Playful-creative: They engage in roleplay, humor, and imaginative scenarios, like the Mr Fixit political bit in “VOTE FIXIT. YA WONT REGRET IT.”, Rocket’s intro in “TH' NAMES ROCKET. IM GOOD AT STEALIN'...”, and lighthearted gaming commentary in multiple quoted tweets.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-self-talk: They use extreme negative language about themselves, as in “I need to be sent to the slaughterhouse I cant deal with this anymore I cant I CANT” and questioning their own worth in “I mean i dont know why dont I?”.
- Volatile-anger: They describe a bad temper and irritation, e.g. “I constantly just feel.. angry at everything?”, wanting to “crush” a Spiderman player in “if I see one in real life im going to crush their head in my palm”, and noting a “horrible temper.”](https://x.com/NotSoPunyBanner/status/2016681262480560540).
- Conflict-exhaustion: They often feel drained by interpersonal drama and conflict, such as “M tired, I feel like ive upset a lotta people.. ugh. I need a day to myself..” and “I dont like posting drama and I try to keep my page as clean and friendly as possible I just couldnt sit idly by while my friend got harassed”.
- Overextension-stress: They push themselves despite being overwhelmed, evident in “Need to.. clear my head is all. Ive been dragged through it recently and everything's too much..” and feeling obligated to interact even when sick in “Good morning.. I dont know how people deal with all this sickness..”.
- Insecurity-bodyimage: They struggle with self-image and dysmorphia, like “I keep looking at myself in the mirror... I dont know how to feel about myself.. Anyone know how to deal with this body dysmorphia..?” and feeling unable to show their face in “I can never show my face again”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: intelligent, overachieving, emotionally intense, and politically/ethically opinionated. The bio mentions being a nuclear physicist with 7 PhDs and a strong anti‑military stance, which echoes Lisa’s intellectualism and moral convictions. They show high empathy and a tendency to overthink feelings, for example talking about body image and dysphoria in “I keep looking at myself in the mirror… Anyone know how to deal with this body dysmorphia..?” and apologizing for drama while fiercely defending friends in “I love my friends and I will literally protect them with my life.”. Their emotional vulnerability and introspection resemble Lisa’s frequent existential and identity struggles, as in “My brain has repaired, everyone is happy.. everything seems well again. ...almost everything.”. Finally, their nerdy hobbies and thoughtful commentary on science and ethics, like “The thought of the avengers harnessing gamma energy is.. arguably horrifying.”, are very Lisa-coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They explicitly self-identify Bruce as an INTP in a meta tweet: “// bruce is INTP (introverted logical thinker). He isnt fond of personality tests as suddenly all of his alters want to take it and they cause arguments between the group.” This matches the way he consistently prefers quiet, solitary decompression and limited social contact, for example wanting a day alone and then restricting interactions to one person: “Scratch that im spending the day with clint. I dont want to be bothered by anyone else though.. please. My sanity needs a break.” His thinking style is analytical and concept-focused (N/T), such as musing about cats, death, and spirituality in a semi-theoretical way: “Yknow, some people believe cats can sense the dead... Some believe cats are masters of the afterlife.” and analyzing ethics of gamma energy: “The thought of the avengers harnessing gamma energy is.. arguably horrifying.” Even when emotional, he frames things in logical terms or self-analysis, like describing Hulk’s role and trauma processing: “You.. you were made to protect me from the monsters I endured, and instead I treated you as one of them.” Finally, his overall approach is more spontaneous and reactive than strictly organized (P), visible in impulsive gaming rants and shifting plans: “Guess who won da presidency baby! Because this asshole just admitted ta cheatin'!” and the sudden pivot to relax with LEGO when overwhelmed: “Building legos to relax.. My hands are shaking a lot so I chose a set with less.. delicate parts.”
Some pickup lines for you
- So, purely for scientific purposes: if Hulk is the strongest there is and you’re pregnant, does that make our potential dodgeball baby the ultimate DPS, or should I just queue with you as your personal support instead?
- You said the thought of the Avengers harnessing gamma energy is horrifying, but have they tried harnessing it to power a Royal gala where you wear the fiery dress and I just stand there like a stunned lab assistant?
- You keep calling yourself tired, sick, mush-brained and full of morning nausea—respectfully, Dr. Banner, that’s just your body running a full‑time experiment in ‘How Many Cinnamon Rolls and Kisses From Two Wives Does It Take To Stabilise a Hulk?’ and I’d love to join the research team.
- You’ve got Lego builds for stress, Rivals for rage, and multiple Hulks arguing in your head, but if you ever need a calm constant, I promise I’ll treat you better than the people who told you to ‘just kill yourself’—I’d rather help you build something soft and safe, brick by brick.
- Mr Fixit is out here campaigning, Hulk just wants friends, Rocket’s hiding Doritos under your sofa, and Loki’s flirting with everyone on the timeline—clearly what this chaotic household is missing is one more disaster scientist who’ll help you search the cushions, vote Fixit, and then kiss your newly shaved, very feminine face between Fenrir naps.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Gamma physicist, multihulk system & future parent. Engaged to chaos x2. Once tried to adopt a deer. Parody account run by a 24-year-old nerd.– @NotSoPunyBanner
Your signature cocktail
The Gamma Cinnamon Rollout
This cocktail balances a volatile smoky base with gentle sweetness, just like a nuclear physicist sharing a brain with The Hulk and multiple alters, torn between logic and emotion as seen in “bruce is usually best at thinking logically… he has a horrible temper.” The green melon liqueur is an obvious nod to gamma glow and Hulk’s softer side, who “sometimes sits and watches deer.. he loves deer a lot.” “Apparently so..! Ive.. never thought of myself as an animal guy.. but Hulk absolutely is.” Cinnamon-vanilla syrup and a silver sugar rim honor their childlike joy over pastries and comfort, like “Fleur brought me cinnamon rolls!! I feel so happy.. Like a child on Christmas.” The splash of espresso reflects their exhaustion, anxiety, and late-night emotional spirals, from “My brain feels like a weird mush. Everything looks blurry.” to pregnancy nausea in “Good morning.. I dont know how people deal with all this sickness..”. Finally, the lemon twist adds a sharp, bright note for their wry humor and self-awareness about being a parody account and chronic drama-defuser, like “okay back to your regularly scheduled bruceposting I dont like posting drama and I try to keep my page as clean and friendly as possible” while still fiercely protective of their friends in “I love my friends and I will literally protect them with my life.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently prioritize loyalty, care, and fairness over glory or ambition, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They step in fiercely to defend friends and call out harassment, e.g. when they say they "will literally protect them with my life" while condemning someone harassing a friend’s admin and insisting on boundaries and fairness: “I love my friends and I will literally protect them with my life.” and “If you frequently interact with or are friends with them please either reconsider or just dni.”. Their nurturing, domestic side also shows through in how much they cherish their partners and future family, as in “Becoming a (soon to be) husband and father has taught me something valuable” and their delight in small comforts like cinnamon rolls brought by a friend: “Fleur brought me cinnamon rolls!! I feel so happy.. Like a child on Christmas.”. They show strong empathy and protectiveness even toward Hulk as an alter, wanting others to see his emotional depth instead of reducing him to violence: “Sometimes I wish they could see what I saw, yknow? You being.. well, you.”. Even their political/leadership alter, Mr Fixit, emphasizes treating his people well and providing care like healthcare and therapy over pure power: “Yeah id be doing that too. Healthcare, therapy, gender affirmin surgery.. all dat. Im a hulk sure but I ain't a monster.”. Overall, the through-line is steadfast loyalty, protectiveness of loved ones, and a strong sense of fairness and care, all central Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
A fitting song for @NotSoPunyBanner is Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) because their whole timeline reads like someone constantly getting knocked down but continuing to grow. They openly struggle with sickness, identity, and dysphoria, like when they say “I keep looking at myself in the mirror. I dont.. know how to feel… Anyone know how to deal with this body dysmorphia..?” and later admit “Ive been feeling really.. off… I constantly just feel.. angry at everything?”. Despite this, they keep moving forward with a found family and love, celebrating things like engagement and pregnancy: “Im engaged to two people.” and “Im pregnant. I dont know how far along i am yet.. not that far..”. The song’s core idea—pain and hardship making you more resilient—matches how they acknowledge trauma and mental health issues while still trying to be kind and protective, as seen when they say “I love my friends and I will literally protect them with my life.”. Even their evolving relationship with Hulk echoes the theme of turning inner conflict into strength, such as when they reflect “You were made to protect me from the monsters I endured, and instead I treated you as one of them… I want to improve on what we have now.”
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