Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Tactically-analytical: Shows detailed understanding of tactics and roles, e.g. when explaining why Ulises Sánchez must play as an interior and not wide mid in “Ulises Sánchez NO SABE, NO PUEDE y NO DEBE jugar de volante por afuera”.
- Youth-defender: Consistently advocates for academy players’ development and opportunities, criticizing the club for blocking them in “Qué les ofrece Belgrano, jugar en reserva hasta que cumplan 25 años?” and defending Daniele, Hernándes, Heredia, etc.
- Fair-minded: Capable of criticizing and praising the same figures, harsh on Artime and Zielinski but still values what’s good, like acknowledging Sánchez as a great signing in “Gran refuerzo metemos… Sánchez es un enorme doble 5. Bien traído”.
- Detail-oriented: Uses specific stats and concrete observations instead of vague takes, e.g. listing centers, long passes, and duels to argue about Pie de Ángel’s performance in “Pie de Ángel hoy: 2/9 centros acertados…”.
- Passionate-supporter: Shows strong emotional investment and loyalty to club and players, like declaring himself fan of the reserves in “soy hincha del verdadero Belgrano. El de los pibes…” and celebrating Troilo’s national team call-up in “VAMOOOOOOOOOSSS”.
Weaknesses:
- Insult-prone: Frequently resorts to insults and harsh language, calling dirigentes and coach “hijos de puta” and “viejo de mierda” in “Somos un club de mierda, nuestros dirigentes son unos hijos de puta y el técnico es un viejo de mierda”.
- Overgeneralizing: Makes sweeping blanket statements about people or groups, like labeling the entire club as “un club de mierda” in “Somos un club de mierda…” instead of separating issues from identities.
- Aggressive-rhetoric: Uses extreme or inflammatory hashtags and phrasing, for example “#ScaloniOUT #AndateScaloni #ScaloniViolador”, which escalates criticism in a way that can be harmful and disproportionate.
- Emotion-driven: Reactions sometimes appear dominated by frustration, like declaring “Desde este momento… soy hincha de la reserva… Caguense ustedes el 2026” in this tweet, which suggests temporary emotional swings guiding public stances.
- Bridge-burning: Publicly dismisses or attacks individuals in absolute terms, such as telling a former player to stay away in “Ya está badre, quedate tranquilo por allá… dejá de romper las bolas todos los años”, which can damage relationships and dialogue.
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Lisa Simpson
This user is closest to Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-analytical, and deeply invested in fairness and long-term thinking. Like Lisa ranting about civic issues, they constantly call out structural problems at Belgrano and demand better governance, e.g. “Somos un club de mierda, nuestros dirigentes son unos hijos de puta y el técnico es un viejo de mierda que odia a los pibes.” and “Che pero por qué no votan a otro en las elecciones?”. They obsess over youth development and rational squad-building, defending young players and critiquing shortsighted decisions: “Salta la sorpresa: un chico formado Belgrano es mejor que cualquier otro burro que traigamos de afuera…” and “Aprendan a BANCAR a los pibes que tienen un puñado de partidos en primera.”. The tone is often indignant but grounded in detailed analysis, just like Lisa’s monologues about politics or the environment, for example when they break down transfer fees and roles (“A mí entender, después de incorporar a Alcides, Sánchez y Rigoni, Belgrano todavía necesita…”). Even their broader football takes mix high standards with moral judgment, such as criticizing Mastantuono’s move to Madrid as lacking club loyalty: “No tenés aspiraciones a quedar en la historia del club de tus amores? Realmente es grave.”. All of this reflects Lisa’s blend of intellect, idealism, and frustration at a world that rarely meets her expectations.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They lean Introvert: the account is focused almost entirely on analytical football commentary rather than personal/social life, and they speak at an audience rather than seeking interactive validation, often positioning themselves as an observer or lone critic, e.g. “Los jugadores se fueron aplaudidos ayer, después de haber caminado una SEMIFINAL… Vergüenza nos tiene que dar.” and “Che pero por qué no votan a otro en las elecciones?”. They are strongly Intuition over Sensing: they repeatedly extrapolate from specific events to broader patterns and long‑term projects, as in “Si estando en el momento deportivo que estamos hace años… imaginen lo que podría ser con Alberdi renovado y con un proyecto deportivo en serio.” and “Fracaso queda corto para describir el año de Belgrano y el 'proyecto' que le dieron a ERVITI y Zielinski.”. Their style is clearly Thinking: they argue with stats, cost–benefit logic and tactical analysis rather than emotional harmony, e.g. “Pie de Ángel hoy: 2/9 centros acertados… 19 pelotas perdidas…” and “El City paga 25 millones de euros por un jugador que en 6 meses queda libre… Y así también lleva su gasto en este mercado a 100m, y 500m en el último año.”. They prefer Judging: they constantly evaluate whether club decisions fit a clear plan, listing needed roles and criticizing poor planning, as in “A mí entender, después de incorporar a Alcides, Sánchez y Rigoni, Belgrano todavía necesita: Un 5… Un central. Un lateral derecho. Un 7. ¿En serio es el momento de ir a buscar al Mudo…?” and “Si estas son todas las incorporaciones y encima se va Troilo, nunca puede pasar los 6 puntos.”. Overall, their long‑range focus on structural issues, strategic thinking and critical, system‑level analysis of clubs, markets and player development aligns best with INTJ.
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- If you can spot that Gyökeres is ‘West Ham level’ after 10 minutes, I’m scared to imagine how fast you’d realize I’m girlfriend material. VAR would confirm it faster than AFA anulando ese gol a Belgrano.
- You keep saying Hernándes only va a jugar cuando cumpla 26, but I’m more efficient than Zielinski: I’d put you de titular en mi vida desde el primer minuto, sin pretemporada and with opción de compra obligatoria.
- The way you talk about Sánchez – ‘siempre se hace opción de pase, se desmarca y se muestra en todo momento’ – that’s exactly my plan with you: be always available, show up everywhere you are, and hopefully end up being your best signing of 2026.
- You became ‘hincha de la reserva’ because es el Belgrano de los pibes, los habilidosos y los que aman el escudo; I’m just trying to prove I’ve got more proyecto a largo plazo than Artime and less cagazo que el Ruso managing a plantel lleno de calidad.
- You defended Troilo when lo puteaban, bancaste a los pibes, y todavía te indignás con cada sub-20 que mandan a préstamo; that loyalty and eye for talent is elite scouting… so, any chance you’d like to apostar fuerte por mí y quedarte con el 80% de mi pase y el 100% de mi corazón?
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Belgrano and Arsenal analyst. Defender of youth players, hater of bad transfers. Once watched a reserve game twice to recheck a full-back’s positioning.– @notssanti
Your signature cocktail
The Ruso Bitter & Belgrano Youth Spritz
This cocktail is built on Fernet/amaro because Santi runs on righteous bitterness toward Belgrano’s board and coaches, from calling the club “a club of shit” and the coach “an old man who hates the kids” in “Somos un club de mierda, nuestros dirigentes son unos hijos de puta y el técnico es un viejo de mierda que odia a los pibes.” to torching Artime as “a coward” in “El presidente de Belgrano es un CAGÓN.”. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp, sour edge that mirrors his sarcasm when he mocks ageism and selection decisions, like “Está bien esto, Hernándes es demasiado joven. Cuando cumpla 27 años va a poder empezar a jugar más de 15 minutos.” and “Troilo ni al banco? #ScaloniOUT #AndateScaloni #ScaloniViolador”. The lift of sparkling wine reflects the genuine joy he feels when a player he believed in explodes, as with Troilo in “Ay Dios como lo van a haber convocado a la mayor jugando al lado de Leguizamón y Compagnucci este chico es Dios en la tierra” and Sánchez in “Que partidazo jugó este tipo. Lo que corre, presiona y recupera es bestial…”. A splash of blue curaçao is for the Belgrano blue and his declaration of loyalty to the kids in “Desde este momento hasta que dejen de hacerle daño al club, soy hincha del verdadero Belgrano. El de los pibes…”, visually tying the drink to Alberdi. Finally, fresh basil leaves bring a herbal, almost tactical aroma, nodding to his obsessive, almost scout-level analysis of players and systems, from his breakdown of Rice/Casemiro in “Lo mal que miran fútbol muchachos, por favor… parece que Declan Rice fuera Esteban Rolón.” to demanding an organizer 5 in “A mí entender, después de incorporar a Alcides, Sánchez y Rigoni, Belgrano todavía necesita: Un 5 que organice al equipo…”. This is a strong, bitter-sparkling, slightly experimental spritz: half rage, half hope, 100% timeline-core.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Across his timeline, Santi is relentlessly analytical about football, constantly breaking down tactics, roles, and recruitment rather than just reacting emotionally. He evaluates players with detailed criteria, like when he dissects Galoppo’s strengths and weaknesses in terms of pressing, off-ball movement, technique, and passing in “Galoppo is a valid player for River’s rotation… He’s weak in marking, weak technically, little carrying, little dribbling and little passing.” and when he breaks down Vuskovic’s profile by speed, aerial duels, 1v1 defending, and ball-playing in “This kid aims very high… profile similar to Van Dijk and Saliba.”. He also applies data-like scrutiny to his own club, listing precise squad needs and roles instead of vague complaints in “After signing Alcides, Sánchez and Rigoni, Belgrano still needs: a positional 5, a center-back, a right-back, a winger…” and critiquing transfer fees and wage structures with numbers in “The City pays 25 million for a player who is free in 6 months and gives him £300k per week…”. Even when he’s furious, his arguments lean on reasoning and pattern recognition, for example when he challenges the fanbase’s misjudgment of players like Longo and Troilo by contrasting past and present opinions and outcomes in “Someday we’ll talk about the obsession they got with Longo here… now they denigrate him as if he were garbage.” and “Remember that this guy, called up to the national team and sold for 7 million, they used to insult here not long ago.”. This blend of clear-eyed evaluation, love of understanding how things actually work, and repeated, almost compulsive tactical/structural analysis is quintessentially Ravenclaw, more than the loyalty-driven Hufflepuff traits or the glory-seeking edge of Gryffindor or Slytherin.
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Fix You - Coldplay
A song about suffering, stubborn hope, and wanting to repair something broken fits Santi’s relationship with Belgrano and football. He swings between furious criticism and deep devotion, calling the club “a club of shit” and the leaders “sons of bitches” in “Somos un club de mierda, nuestros dirigentes son unos hijos de puta y el técnico es un viejo de mierda que odia a los pibes.”, yet he never stops analyzing, planning and dreaming the way forward. He constantly tries to ‘fix’ things in his mind: suggesting specific signings and roles in threads like “A mí entender, después de incorporar a Alcides, Sánchez y Rigoni, Belgrano todavía necesita: Un 5 que organice al equipo… Un central. Un lateral derecho. Un 7.”. Even when blasting management for wasting youth, as in “Desde este momento hasta que dejen de hacerle daño al club, soy hincha del verdadero Belgrano. El de los pibes…”, the emotional core is love and a desire to see the club healed. The mix of frustration, loyalty, and belief that with the right decisions things can still shine again mirrors the hopeful melancholy at the heart of Fix You.
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