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Your Simpsons character
The account’s chaotic humor, casual swearing, and rebellious attitude are very reminiscent of Bart Simpson. They constantly joke about self-destruction and skipping responsibilities, like saying “nuevo challenge de intentar estudiarme todo el año entero de mates en 2 días sin intentar suicidarme!!” and “año sabatico pero por lo menos no tengo que dar educacion fisica o hacer proyectos”, which fits Bart’s avoidance of school and authority. Their edgy, over-the-top humor about taboo topics, like “se viene videito especial!!! mis padres me echan de casa+suicido estad atentos a mi tiktok!!” and “me meteria la picha a mi misma si pudiera”, lines up with Bart’s tendency to push boundaries for a laugh. At the same time, there’s a softer side under the chaos, visible in tweets like “creo que mi perra es el ser vivo que mas amo en todo el mundo sin coña” and “vivo por y para la ensalada de pasta”, similar to how Bart occasionally shows real affection and vulnerability. Overall, the mix of juvenile rebellion, dramatic exaggeration, and flashes of genuine feeling makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly reference friends, parties, concerts, and public drama, like wanting feria and threatening to kill themselves in a clearly performative way in “quiero feria me voy a suicidar”, or joking about being thrown out of the house and announcing a “special video” in “mis padres me echan de casa+suicido estad atentos a mi tiktok!!”. Their attention is mostly on immediate sensations and concrete experiences (school, smoking, concerts, Shein orders, food, vapers), suggesting Sensing (S) over abstract theorizing, as seen in tweets like “concierto disobey acabo sin ojo” and “vivo por y para la ensalada de pasta”. They are intensely emotional, dramatic, and people-focused, which fits Feeling (F): they defend a ridiculed kid in “la pena qur me da este niño... dejadlo en paz ya” and complain about others’ behavior in “wow eres super madura reflejando tus inseguridades en los demás tia!!”. Their life is spontaneous, impulsive, and unstructured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they cram math in two days in “nuevo challenge de intentar estudiarme todo el año entero de mates en 2 días” and repeatedly mention malgastar la vida and chaotic decisions like “fumo ahora o muero”. Overall, their social, chaotic, emotionally expressive, sensory life fits best with an ESFP type: outgoing, experience-seeking, very feelings-driven, and highly spontaneous.

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Gap year survivor, pasta salad enthusiast & chronic overthinker. Once almost studied a whole year of math in 2 days. Tweets: chaos, concerts, complaints.– @nottleire

Your signature cocktail
This drink is chaotic, hyper-colored, and a bit self-destructive, just like their timeline of "me voy a s" and "me voy a suicidar" melodrama, e.g. “se viene videito especial!!! mis padres me echan de casa+suicido estad atentos a mi tiktok!!” and “nuevo challenge de intentar estudiarme todo el año entero de mates en 2 días sin intentar suicidarme!!”. Cheap rosé wine reflects their teen/young-adult chaos energy, drinking then regretting it like “no vuelvo a beber en mi vida”. Blue curaçao brings the cartoonish, internet-core vibe of loving edits and fandom brainrot, as in “soi adicta a ver edits d la gypsy rose la amo” and their obsession with Adventure Time tattoos like “la paula me ha hecho un tatuaje d finn la amo”. Energy drink channels their sleep-deprived, up-at-weird-hours posting like “yo que coño hago despierta antes d las dos de la tarde ayuda” and “que coño hago despierta a esta hora”. Cotton candy syrup represents the soft part of them that lives for silly joys like ensalada de pasta and Shein hauls, as in “vivo por y para la ensalada de pasta” and “mi felicidad se basa en hacer pedidos en shein”. Finally, the Pop rocks rim is the explosive drama and dark humor of tweets like “mi ultimo dia de instituto os odio a todos morirse” and “EXPLOTA LA LUNA NOS MORIMOS PASALO”, turning their constant crisis into something fizzy, loud, and weirdly fun.

Your Hogwarts House
They show clear Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, softness under the sarcasm, and a desire for simple, cozy happiness. Their love for small comforts like food and animals points to a grounded, sensory, homely nature rather than high-flying ambition or intellectualism: for example, they say “vivo por y para la ensalada de pasta”, “suchi”, and “creo que mi perra es el ser vivo que mas amo en todo el mundo sin coña”. They’re also protective and empathetic toward others, as in “la pena qur me da este niño esta todo internet riendose de el y el solo quiere ir a orlando dejadlo en paz ya”, which shows a strong sense of fairness and compassion. Their humour is chaotic and dark, but they repeatedly emphasise friends and shared experiences—reading the Satanic Bible on a bench with friends “el jairo la marta y yo estamos leyendo la biblia satanica en banquito” or swinging with Jairo while eating a crepe “estaba iniciando en un columpio con jairo y comiendome un crep”—which fits Hufflepuff’s focus on companionship and everyday joy. While they have some impulsive, dramatic Gryffindor-like language around wanting to escape or self-destruct, it is more performative venting than a crusade for glory or a strong ideological stand, reinforcing that their core is a loyal, comfort-seeking Hufflepuff rather than a bold Gryffindor, cerebral Ravenclaw, or ambitious Slytherin.

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A song that best suits them is teenage dream by piri & tommy, because it captures the mix of chaotic humour, melodrama and messy growing up they show on their timeline. They constantly swing between nihilistic jokes like “nuevo challenge de intentar estudiarme todo el año entero de mates en 2 días sin intentar suicidarme!!” and “porwue no puedo pasar ni una unidad de dia sin querer matarme”, and hyper, unserious spam like “🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣🥰😍🤗!!!!!!:!€:/&” or “sjbdnejejbxjelwldnxnwlqñwññsmzmsmnxndbdbebwupnxnxnxkdksoqo”. The song’s themes of reckless young love and hedonism fit their tweets about drinking and parties, such as “no vuelvo a beber en mi vida” and “ver videos de illojuan borracha creo que es de kas mejores sensaciones de la vida”. It also matches the way they romanticise everything to stay sane, like “como mw gusta romantizar absolutamente todo lo que pasa en mi vida para no volverme loca”. Overall, teenage dream’s glossy, slightly chaotic vibe mirrors their life of vapers, Shein orders, concerts, and half-ironic breakdowns in tweets like “estoy malgastando toda mi vida jiji”.

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