notveryalice
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Getting into an elite U.S. college with a quirky essay about a cheeseburger incident shows aer ability to turn the mundane into compelling narratives.
- Witty: Alice often blends humor with intellectual insights, such as 'more literary people should follow my stupid Baudrillard shitpost account.'
- Empathetic: Ae advocates for social equity and queer rights, as seen in 'I want this for every trans and genderqueer person.'
- Intellectual: Ae dives into niche historical and literary topics, like 'we are at the “need a searchable copy of the Ancrene Wisse in its original dialect of Early Middle English” stage of drafting.'
- Resourceful: Finding an Edwardian linen-lined cabinet for aer perfume collection shows aer knack for sourcing unique items.
Weaknesses:
- Overcritical: Ae critiqued a book cover for spoiling a reveal: 'my only problem with this cover is that it’s too on the nose.'
- Burnout Prone: Ae openly admits to struggling with burnout: 'burnout is real. correcting people is exhausting.'
- Blunt: Ae has a sharp tone, as seen in 'fucking yikes. I hope this person finds peace and stops hurting all of us.'
- Niche Focused: Ae's deep dives into specific topics, like 'need a searchable copy of the Ancrene Wisse,' could limit broader appeal.
- Eccentric: Ae's surreal humor, like 'dreamt that Leonardo DiCaprio had a small red suitcase he named Jeffrey Travellier,' might not resonate with everyone.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Alice mirrors Lisa Simpson's intellectual depth and advocacy for social issues. Ae's tweet 'I want to live in a generous, kind society' reflects Lisa's idealism. Ae's niche interests, like 'need a searchable copy of the Ancrene Wisse,' align with Lisa's love for obscure knowledge. Ae's witty humor, as seen in 'dreamt that Leonardo DiCaprio had a small red suitcase,' matches Lisa's quirky side. Both are sharp, thoughtful, and a bit eccentric.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alice embodies INFP: introverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. Aer introspection, as seen in 'trauma changed my personality in a lot of interesting ways,' reflects introversion. Ae's love for niche topics, like 'need a searchable copy of the Ancrene Wisse,' shows intuition. Aer advocacy for equity, 'I want this for every trans and genderqueer person,' highlights aer feeling-oriented values. Aer surreal humor, like 'dreamt that Leonardo DiCaprio had a small red suitcase,' aligns with aer perceiving nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Baudrillard meme? Because you’ve made my reality hyperreal.
- Are you a cheeseburger? Because I’d throw myself at your windshield just to get your attention.
- Are you perfume? Because you’ve got me searching for a cabinet to hold my feelings for you.
- Are you a quiche? Because you’re the perfect blend of savory and sweet.
- Are you Early Middle English? Because I’d spend midnight searching for copies just to understand you.
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Writer, painter, and EIC @bodyfluidslit | Fiction editor @xraylitmag | Turning Baudrillard into memes & dreams into art | Perfume enthusiast & quiche maker | London-based chaos curator.– @notveryalice
Your signature cocktail
Hyperreal Spritz
The 'Hyperreal Spritz' reflects Alice's surreal and intellectual personality. Prosecco nods to aer love for niche topics like 'PDO terroir.' Blood orange liqueur adds a bold, quirky twist, much like aer humor in 'dreamt that Leonardo DiCaprio had a small red suitcase.' Rose water mirrors aer artistic and introspective side. Edible gold flakes evoke aer refined taste, seen in aer perfume collection and culinary skills.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Alice fits Ravenclaw with aer intellectual curiosity and love for niche topics like 'need a searchable copy of the Ancrene Wisse.' Ae's creative and witty approach to literature, as shown in 'more literary people should follow my Baudrillard shitpost account,' aligns with Ravenclaw's values. Ae's introspection and advocacy for equity also reflect Ravenclaw's thoughtful nature. Ae's surreal humor adds a unique twist to aer intellectual persona.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
This song's melancholic yet defiant tone matches Alice's introspective tweets like 'trauma changed my personality in a lot of interesting ways.' Ae's advocacy for equity, 'I want to live in a generous, kind society,' aligns with the song's yearning for connection. Ae's surreal humor, like 'dreamt that Leonardo DiCaprio had a small red suitcase,' adds a quirky edge to aer personality that fits the song's introspective vibe.
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