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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a chaotic, irreverent, but ultimately passionate and loyal vibe. Their timeline is full of over-the-top swearing and exaggerated hostility that reads like Bart’s prankish edge, e.g. “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU YOU FUCKING SQUARE SHAPED BASTARD...” and hyperbolic bits like “The only way to stop racism is to skin everyone That way we’ll all be pink”, which mirrors Bart’s edgy, dark humor. At the same time, they show strong loyalty and a sense of justice, defending friends with posts such as “I do care when you make fun of my friends, you’re a terrible person, you know what you did, you cunt” and political stances like “Abolish ICE”, similar to Bart’s hidden moral core beneath mischief. Their self-deprecating, chaotic lifestyle and teen energy in posts like “Dawg I need to get better at waking up early… It suuuuuuuuuuuucks” and gym/climbing updates echo Bart’s impulsive, physical, and slightly scatterbrained nature. The combination of juvenile humor, rebelliousness, and genuine care for marginalized people and friends lines up far more with Bart than with more reserved or intellectual characters like Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they openly seek interaction and attention, jokingly flirting and inviting engagement with posts like “Who want me”, running indirect games like “Like for an indirect (Yes, I'm stealing what Sentry did, I'm really bored 👁️👅👁️)”, and happily joining spaces and social events as in “tonight I'm going on a space with some friends?? Could today get any better?”. They fit Intuition more than Sensing: their humor and thoughts are highly conceptual and absurd, e.g. “The only way to stop racism is to skin everyone That way we’ll all be pink” and meta commentary about RP like “you're using ai to write a response in an rp You're literally a cuck in your own roleplay”. Their decision style is strongly Thinking: they are blunt, confrontational, and principle-driven, calling out ICE with “Abolish ICE” and saying “Actually fuck you, I don’t care if you block me… you’re a terrible person”, favoring direct critique over tact. Finally, they lean Perceiving: their timeline is spontaneous and chaotic (feet jokes, politics, gym, game achievements all mixed together), they decide things on the fly like “Twins, do I buy rainworld? It’s on sale rn for £9” followed quickly by “Okkkkk I just bought Rainworld 👁️👅👁️”, and they treat plans loosely, e.g. struggling with waking up and routines in “Dawg I need to get better at waking up early… I suck at getting out of bedddd”. All of this suggests an ENTP: socially energetic, idea-driven, argumentative, and flexible rather than structured.

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16 | Gym sore, Hollow Knight core. Once bought Rain World on impulse at 3am and it was the best decision I’ve made. No bigots, no proshippers.– @NotVeryHuman1

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This cocktail hits like their timeline: chaotic, loud, and secretly pretty dedicated. The overproof spiced rum is their unfiltered intensity and politically-charged rage, the side of them that says things like “Ice are fucking disgusting… Abolish ICE” and “TRANSPHOBES ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY ACCOUNT”. Espresso mirrors their grind and surprising discipline, the person who’s suddenly proud to say “this is my 3rd week since starting, and I've been going every weekday” even while complaining about being sore at the gym. The cherry syrup is the sweet, affectionate gremlin who posts “Footnight, twins 👅👁️👅” and “footmorning” with way too much enthusiasm, while the fizzy energy drink is their hyper, slightly feral fandom brain screaming “MCRRRRRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS” and flexing Hollow Knight feats like “Just beat radiant Pure Vessel in 5 tries, lowkey that was easy af”. Finally, a dash of chilli bitters captures their love of pain and masochistic edge—like when they ask “Do y'all like pain? Like a masochist but not a sexual one…” and admit they want a girlfriend that beats them—leaving a lingering burn that keeps you coming back for one more sip.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show loud, confrontational bravery and a tendency to charge in for what they think is right, very in line with Gryffindor. They openly and aggressively defend their moral stances, e.g. calling out ICE and demanding abolition in “Ice are fucking disgusting Actually How in the everliving fuck can some people support this shit??? ... Abolish ICE” and setting a hard boundary with “TRANSPHOBES ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY ACCOUNT”. Their readiness to go to bat for friends regardless of consequences is pure Gryffindor: “Actually fuck you, I don’t care if you block me, I don’t care if anyone hates me, but I do care when you make fun of my friends, you’re a terrible person, you know what you did, you cunt”. They also exhibit reckless, dramatic impulsiveness and a flair for over-the-top reactions, like “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU YOU FUCKING SQUARE SHAPED BASTARD…” and the jokingly extreme “The only way to stop racism is to skin everyone That way we’ll all be pink”. While they show some loyalty and humor that could fit Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw, the dominant throughline is courageous outspokenness and hot-headed defense of their values, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, since it channels loud, chaotic teenage energy with a mix of humor, anger, and vulnerability that matches their timeline. They’re explicitly into MCR, screaming “MCRRRRRRRRRR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”, which already ties them to the band’s style and aesthetic. The song’s defiant, fed‑up tone fits their rants at systems and people, like “Ice are fucking disgusting… Abolish ICE” and “TRANSPHOBES ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY ACCOUNT”. Its focus on adolescent frustration and being misunderstood also parallels their mix of shitposting and serious boundaries, from “Actually fuck you, I don’t care if you block me… you’re a terrible person” to the manic energy of “THIS IS MY FIRST VIDEO ON INSTAGRAM I'M NOT WEARING A SHIRT ITS A SHIRTLESS JAM OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH WOO”. Overall, the song captures their messy, funny, angry, very-online 16-year-old vibe almost perfectly.

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