Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring: Shows real concern for others’ wellbeing, like hoping mutuals recover and live safely in “I hope all my mutuals recover and live happy safe lives”.
- Self‑aware: Recognizes their own disordered thinking, as in “Sometimes u gotta catch yourself having ed brain and u gotta accept ur kinda stupid”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to cope and connect, like joking about fanfic and the pearly gates in “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God…”.
- Creative: Makes and shares art and art trades, for example the art trade post in “Art trade with @sysmikewheeler 👀👀👀👀👀👀”.
- Emotionally-open: Talks frankly about feelings and experiences, such as trauma disclosure in “Just remembered that literally almost all of my bio dads relatives and friends molested me or tried to when I was a kid”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑destructive: Frequently expresses urges to self-harm or die, like “Planning my suicide date while listening to shake that ass bitch” and “If I have to go to school I WILL CUT”.
- Disordered‑eating: Centers life around extreme restriction, binging, and purging, as in “Stopped baking even though I have a passion for it to focus on starving” and “I NEED TO BE 50LBS”.
- Violent‑impulses: Openly talks about wanting to hurt others, e.g. “In fact if I don't hurt myself I will hurt others” and “I'm gonna take an ice pick and shove it into mikes eye and into his brains”.
- Low‑self‑esteem: Regularly calls themselves fat and worthless, like “Well I guess I have nothing left for me… I'm just fuckint nothing anymore” and “I'm so tucking fat I should die”.
- Maladaptive‑coping: Relies on harmful strategies like self-harm, starving, and substances to cope, such as “I'm too focused on starving myself and slitting my wrists to draw rn” and “I just wanna get hiiighh… I'm so tired of being sober”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa’s self-destructive tendencies were dialed up and her support system had failed her. Like Lisa, they are highly introspective and artistic, openly worrying about their creativity and skills in posts like “I can't draw I guess I'll die” and talking about their art trades and fandom projects (“Art trade with @sysmikewheeler 👀👀👀👀👀👀 this is their owm version of Heartstopper (???) I think. Maybe”). They also show strong emotional intensity and overthinking, reflected in posts like “Well I guess I have nothing left for me… I'm just fuckint nothing anymore”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent crises about identity and purpose. Their deep involvement in niche interests and fandoms (“'Hi I also like ST, OWM, DW, Homestuck, Sonic and FNAF… sonic being my special interest hi' > I love you. Hi!”) also parallels Lisa’s obsessive engagement with her passions (like jazz or environmentalism). However, unlike Lisa’s generally prosocial coping, this user turns inward with self-harm and ED behaviors, as seen in “I should probably draw… but. Like. I'm too focused on starving myself and slitting my wrists to draw rn”, making them feel like a darker, more unstable version of Lisa rather than someone more chaotic like Bart or more oblivious like Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): their world is heavily online, focused on fandom, art, and a tight circle of "mutuals" rather than big real‑life social scenes, and they talk about using sub‑accounts and hidden profiles, e.g. “Lets just start #wbbntotwt it's my sub Twitter and it's all of my wonderful mutuals” and “I love sending people on quests to find my accounts I have sprinkled on different platforms”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over Sensing, despite lots of concrete food/calorie details, because they constantly dramatize and reframe their experience in symbolic, hyperbolic, and fandom‑coded ways, such as “Planning my suicide date while listening to shake that ass bitch” and their intense para‑social, fictional focus like “Me at the pearly gates: Heyyyy God ... Me: Ok Listen🤦”. Their decision‑making is strongly Feeling (F): emotions and relationships are central, they fixate on love/hate, validation, and hurt, e.g. “Ive said the phrase 'I love' so many times on this account my heart is so full of love” and “My EPs FP is so fucking annoying and I hate them with my entire heart”. They skew Perceiving (P): they struggle with structure, oscillating between impulsive binges and reactive plans rather than consistent discipline, as seen in “Guess who's starting another faaassttt😛😛😛” followed by chaotic binge posts like “Binged and ate 1658 cals😹😹😹…”. Putting it together, their introspective, emotionally intense, imaginative, and unstructured presentation aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re over there planning your suicide date to “shake that ass bitch,” and I’m over here planning our first date where you rant about bad fanfics and I just sit there thinking, ‘wow, this is my favorite special interest now.’
- You said chocolate bars are ‘lower calorie than expected’ — does that mean you’ll finally let yourself binge on my attention? I promise I’m 0 cals, 100% mutual brainrot.
- You joke about not drawing because you’re ‘too focused on starving and slitting your wrists,’ but the way you care about people crediting your art and hoping your mutuals recover tells on you; let me be the annoying bitch who keeps you alive long enough to see how good your next piece actually is.
- You: ‘Would eating a girl out break my fast?’ Me: Technically yes, but I fully support you ruining your OMAD streak if the one meal is me.
- You’re over here threatening to hurt Mike Wheeler and planning to shove an ice pick in his eye, and I’m just thinking… skip the homicide, come trauma‑dump Homestuck, ST, OWM, DW, Sonic and FNAF at me instead. I’ll be your Mike that actually deserves you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Fanartist & fic enjoyer with a soft spot for chocolate and Stranger Things. Once paused a fic just to count pizza calories. Art drops when the wifi behaves.– @notwillbyerz
Your signature cocktail
The Geek-Barred Honeymoon Fizz
The sour cherry vodka shot captures their sharp, self-destructive bite and violent humor, like planning their end while jokingly “Planning my suicide date while listening to shake that ass bitch” and threats like “I'm gonna take an ice pick and shove it into mikes eye and into his brains”. The sugar-free energy drink base mirrors their frantic, starving grind and obsession with burning calories, echoing posts like “I just need to lock in harder so this doesn't happen to me again #RESTRICTINGMORE #STARVINGMORE #OVEREXERCISINGMORE #LOCKINWBBNTO” and begging for nicotine in “SEND ME A GEEK BAR IN MY MAILBOX OR ELSE I WILL DIE”. A splash of black coffee concentrate adds bitterness for their trauma and self-hate, nodding to “Just remembered that literally almost all of my bio dads relatives and friends molested me or tried to when I was a kid” and “I'm so tucking fat I should die”. The cotton-candy syrup is their soft, loving side that peeks through, like “Ive said the phrase 'I love' so many times on this account my heart is so full of love” and caring about art credit in “Hi gus.......im really flattered that someone has my art as their pfp.....butpls credit me some where about it...pls......”. Finally, the edible glitter rim with a tiny chili-salt pinch reflects their sparkly mutuals / sub-twitter chaos in “Lets just start #wbbntotwt it's my sub Twitter and it's all of my wonderful mutuals” and the constant flirt with pain and edge in “Stealing from oomf if you guys don't reply I'll hurt myself and others”. This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like a night of fasting, fanfic, and plotting binges with “Single digit bmi pls” running in the background.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong, almost compulsive loyalty and attachment to people close to them, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they talk about their “wonderful mutuals” and make a whole tag for them in their “sub Twitter” in “Lets just start #wbbntotwt it's my sub Twitter and it's all of my wonderful mutuals”. They also repeatedly express affection very openly, as in “I say 'I love you' too much 😓😓😓” and “Ive said the phrase 'I love' so many times on this account my heart is so full of love”, which fits Hufflepuff’s warmth and emotional straightforwardness. Their wish that others in their community get better, despite their own struggles, in “I hope all my mutuals recover and live happy safe lives” shows a deep underlying kindness and care. Even in an art context, they show a fairness/credit ethic in “hi gus.......im really flattered that someone has my art as their pfp.....butpls credit me some where about it...pls......”. While they have dark, self-destructive content, the dominant interpersonal traits—loyalty, affection, and concern for others—align most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is bury a friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of dark intrusive thoughts, self-destruction, and a kind of joking detachment about suffering. They constantly blur the line between real self-harm urges and half-ironic humor, like when they say “I'm too focused on starving myself and slitting my wrists to draw rn” and “If I have to go to school I WILL CUT”. The song’s eerie, obsessive tone about pain and self-sabotage mirrors their fixation on their ED and body, shown in posts like “I NEED TO BE 50LBS” and “Single digit bmi pls”. At the same time, they mix affection and love for others into all this darkness, as in “Ive said the phrase 'I love' so many times on this account my heart is so full of love”, which matches the song’s vulnerable core under the horror aesthetic. Like the track, their timeline feels like a sleep-deprived, confessional monologue that turns trauma and self-hatred into a kind of haunting performance.
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