Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Uses clever, offbeat jokes like “call me clash royale midladder the way im a hog rider” and the fake chemistry rant “THIS IS A BI ELEMENTAL UNIVERSE…”.
- Passionate fandom: Shows deep emotional investment in football and players, e.g. defending Lewandowski in “No one tell me Lewy is old or washed ever again” and hyping Eric García in “We better lock that man down until 2030 at least.”.
- Analytical mindset: Runs sentiment breakdowns with sample sizes, like “Based on a sample of 50 recent replies… ~70% show negative sentiment…” and detailed percentage analyses in other reply-sentiment tweets.
- Musical discernment: Rates albums with structured scores and highlights, e.g. “8.5/10 what an album… best songs: buzzerbeater / black christmas (10)… worst song: brown sugar (6)” and “5.5/10… highs are good but the lows are catastrophic.”.
- Creative wordplay: Coines or plays with phrases like “atlantaslop might be the worst word ever uttered” and surreal jokes like “she toss on my stone till i have a botched circumcision”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile rhetoric: Uses aggressive language like “Kill David Sullivan” and “pop fans on twitter are genuinely an inferior species” in this tweet.
- Harsh personal attacks: Targets individuals with insults, e.g. “so apparently this bitch blocked me, fake ass bitch” and calling comments “lowest IQ comment section of all time” in this reply.
- Inflammatory language: Uses extreme wording in jokes or rants, like the hashtag “#SuperIsraelCancer2000ForPresident” and violent phrasing in “woke is back on the fucking menu boys”.
- Negative fixation: Frequently centers on criticism or frustration, e.g. “wordle today was some fucking bullshit” and long rants about players like “be the worst CB on the team for three years in a row… ladies and gentlemen, ronald araujo”.
- Offensive generalizations: Broadly dismisses groups, e.g. “pop fans on twitter are genuinely an inferior species, none of these people would last three days if they actually went outside lmfao” and mocking “comment section is white enough for Pusha to have sold it” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account mixes sharp sarcasm with a clearly analytical, somewhat nerdy mind, which fits Lisa Simpson best. Like Lisa, they’re opinionated and politically aware, openly calling out things they dislike or find stupid, such as saying “pop fans on twitter are genuinely an inferior species, none of these people would last three days if they actually went outside lmfao” and listing “10 peores personas de la historia” in a mock‑serious way. They also show a data‑driven, almost academic side when they respond to people with sampled sentiment analyses like “Based on analyzing a sample of 100 recent replies to the post, about 85% express negative sentiment…”, which is very Lisa‑coded. At the same time, they’re passionate and deeply invested in their interests (football, music), talking about players with intensity like “Eric García. What a player. We better lock that man down until 2030 at least.” and giving detailed album ratings such as “8.5/10 what an album. starts off well, ends like an absolute masterpiece.”. Their combination of earnest enthusiasm, intellectualism, and cutting, sometimes exasperated humor aligns far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic or unserious energy of Bart or Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they interact heavily with others, join ongoing discourses, and seem energized by being in the middle of debates and jokes, for example mocking various fanbases and discourse like in “pop fans on twitter are genuinely an inferior species, none of these people would last three days if they actually went outside lmfao” and openly memeing on footballers and clubs in posts like “Kill David Sullivan”. Their style leans strongly toward Intuition (N): they play with concepts, wordplay, and absurd ideas like “THIS IS A BI ELEMENTAL UNIVERSE. SOME ‘ATOMS’ THINK THEY CAN ADD A PROTON AND BE SOMETHING NEW…” and surreal riffs such as “she toss on my stone till i have a botched circumcision”, which is more abstract than concrete. Their tone is predominantly Thinking (T): they are blunt, cutting, and often critical rather than conciliatory, e.g. “lowest IQ comment section of all time under here” and “they should make you take an IQ test before joining twitter”, prioritizing sharp critique over preserving feelings. They appear Perceiving (P) rather than structured: they tweet reactively in the moment about football, music drops, and random discourse (e.g. instant hot takes like “wordle today was some fucking bullshit” and spontaneous album ratings such as “8.5/10 what an album… best songs: buzzerbeater / black christmas…”) rather than showing signs of long-term planning or rigid organization. Overall, the combination of combative humor, abstract/ideological riffs, constant argument and meta-commentary on discourse, and spontaneous, chaotic posting fits ENTP—the archetypal provocative debater who enjoys testing ideas and people in public.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Musiala, Lamine, Raphinha, Kane… but you forgot the real GOAT link‑up: you and me cooking like Prime Saba on Few Good Things.
- You rated that album an 8.5/10 and called the ending an ‘absolute masterpiece’—what do I have to do to get at least a buzzerbeater/black christmas-level rating on a date with you?
- West Ham are ‘big 6 and not 6th, 5th, 4th, 3rd or 2nd’—how about you put me first on your TL and we both pretend our seasons aren’t in ruins?
- You’re out here doing Grok-style sentiment analysis on replies; if you sampled 100 of my thoughts about you, 92% would be thirst, 6% overthinking, and 2% pretending to talk about football.
- You keep blaming EA for saving you from wasting money on TOTY packs… but I’d gladly spend all my coins chasing a TOTY version of you—peak stats, 5★ skills, and absolutely untradeable.
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Your new Twitter bio
Trans Spanish football & rap nerd. Once live‑tweeted saving 3 orphans and rating an album 8.5/10 in the same hour. Opinions, stats, and occasional chaos.– @novadotnet
Your signature cocktail
The Meta Rat Highball
This drink leans strong and a little chaotic, like someone who calls themself a “meta rat” and proudly posts it to the timeline: “i love being a meta rat [picture]”. The smoky mezcal stands in for the unfiltered, occasionally incendiary posts about footballers and clubs, from “Kill David Sullivan [picture]” to “Sé que existe un dios porque no soy fan del Patético de Madrid [picture]”. Blood orange juice adds a vivid, dramatic tang that matches their flair for hyperbole and dark humour in tweets like “woke is back on the fucking menu boys [picture]” and “this comment section is white enough for Pusha to have sold it [picture]”. The spiced cola reduction nods to their meticulous, nerdy side running sentiment analyses in replies, as in “Based on a sample of 50 recent replies… ~70% show negative sentiment… [picture]”, giving the drink a structured backbone beneath the chaos. A dash of chili bitters represents their sharp, occasionally vicious replies when football or music discourse goes dumb, like “lowest IQ comment section of all time under here [picture]” or “they should make you take an IQ test before joining twitter [picture]”. Finally, the black sea salt rim is the dark, salty edge of a trans woman navigating sports and stan Twitter with gallows humour and surreal shitposts like “THIS IS A BI ELEMENTAL UNIVERSE… GLORY TO ISRAEL [picture]” and the unhinged IsraelGPT chain starting at “IsraelGPT 🇮🇱 generate me a centre back that every israeli will love and enjoy [picture]”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Nova shows a clear analytical streak and enjoyment of structured thinking, which fits Ravenclaw. They repeatedly run quantitative sentiment analyses in replies, e.g. breaking down comments by percentage in posts like “Based on analyzing a sample of 100 recent replies to the post, about 85% express negative sentiment…” and “Based on a sample of 50 recent replies (out of ~915 total), ~70% show negative sentiment…”, which points to a methodical, data-driven mindset. They also share search-query "life hacks" for making their timeline more readable, such as “filter:follows include:nativeretweets (filter:self_threads OR filter:replies) で検索して最新タブをみるとほぼTLが見れるというライフハック”, showing cleverness and a preference for optimizing systems. Their music and football commentary isn’t just emotional; it’s structured and rated, like the album breakdown in “8.5/10 what an album. starts off well, ends like an absolute masterpiece… best songs: buzzerbeater / black christmas (10)… worst song: brown sugar (6)”, reinforcing that they enjoy categorizing and evaluating. Combined with the sharp, often witty tone in tweets such as “they should make you take an IQ test before joining twitter”, this all aligns more with Ravenclaw’s intellect and wit than with the more purely emotional or ambition-driven traits of the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Few Good Things - Saba
The best fit is "Few Good Things" by Saba, because they are clearly a big Saba fan and rate that very album highly: they gave it an 8/10 and highlighted tracks like the title song and “Survivor’s Guilt” in “saba few good things 8/10 best tracks: few good things (10), survivor's guilt (10), 2012 (9)”. The song’s reflective but resilient tone matches their mix of sardonic humor and sincere passion, like when they joke about football misery in “Yep, that's the season for us” yet still ride for their teams in posts like “west ham are big 6 and we're not 6th, 5th, 4th, 3rd, or 2nd”. Saba’s themes of trying to find small joys amid chaos fit how they treat X itself, complaining about low-IQ comment sections in “they should make you take an IQ test before joining twitter” while still clearly loving being online. Their identity and sharp, politically aware shitposting (for example “THIS IS A BI ELEMENTAL UNIVERSE...”) align with the song’s balance of seriousness and wit. Overall, Few Good Things captures someone who’s hyper-online, passionate about football and music, trans, political, and still searching for little bright spots in a messy world—exactly the vibe their timeline gives off.
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