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The November8PH account is authoritarian, glorifies a single leader (Enver Hoxha) and repeatedly praises historic dictators like Stalin, mirroring Mr. Burns' obsessive reverence for power and his propaganda‑like self‑justifications. Tweets such as "[2025-12-21] ... the constructor of socialist agriculture and industry, the architect of the Great Patriotic War" and "[2025-11-20] In a display of grotesque fascism, the Albanian government mutilated the appearance of the glorious Mother Albania" show a contempt for opposing views and a self‑appointed role as the moral arbiter, just as Burns constantly declares his superiority and manipulates narratives for his benefit. The constant promotion of “great” leaders and the vilification of 'fascist' enemies (e.g., "[2024-12-24] New: “Caution: Zionism!” … reactionary, anti‑people") aligns with Burns' disdain for anyone who challenges his worldview. Overall, the account’s dogmatic, power‑centric messaging matches Mr. Burns' personality.

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The account consistently broadcasts public announcements and ideological statements, showing an outward focus on influencing others (E), e.g., “New: ‘Stalin — Tito’ by Russian historian Yuri S. Girenko…”. Their tweets emphasize grand historical narratives, abstract theories of socialism, and future-oriented projects rather than concrete daily details, reflecting a preference for intuition (N), as seen in “New: ‘Psychological Warfare in the Strategy of Imperialism’…”. The language is logical, fact‑based, and often critiques opposing viewpoints without emotional cushioning, exemplifying thinking (T), such as “The Case of Archbishop Stepinac… exposes Stepinac as a false martyr”. Finally, the account displays a highly organized, schedule‑driven posting pattern with numerous planned releases and anniversary commemorations, indicating judging (J), like “October 16, 2025 marks the 117th anniversary of the birth of Comrade Enver Hoxha…”. These combined traits point to an ENTJ personality.

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Toronto press for historic socialist works; we once mailed a copy of Stalin’s letters to a penguin colony. 📚✉️– @November8PH

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The vodka mirrors the “great Stalin’s leadership in the most glorious… war” (tweet 2025‑01‑23) and the Russian power praised throughout their feed. The blood‑orange liqueur gives the drink a vivid red, echoing posts like “December 21, 2025 marks the 146th anniversary of the birth of Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin…” (2025‑12‑21) and the constant celebration of socialist victories. Fernet’s bitter bite reflects the account of “grotesque fascism” in Albania (2025‑11‑20) and the harsh tone toward revisionists. Smoked paprika bitters add a smoky, propagandist haze reminiscent of “the superpowers” and “information imperialism” (2025‑10‑08). Finally, the star‑shaped chocolate garnish nods to the many “star” symbols in their tweets about heroic commanders and the “glorious” socialist camp.

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The account repeatedly emphasizes grandiose leadership, ambition and the desire to dominate history, such as "the only force in Europe to liberate the entire territory of their country without the aid of a single soldier from the Great Powers" (2025-11-29) and "Stalin — Tito" (2025-11-06) which showcases a focus on power struggles and strategic advantage. Their tweets glorify control and the superiority of their ideology, e.g., "Stalin led the Red Army to the Great Victory and personally inspired hundreds of millions to build socialism" (2025-09-16) and repeatedly celebrate Enver Hoxha’s long rule and revolutionary leadership. This pattern of self‑promotion, resourceful reinterpretation of history, and a clear ambition to assert ideological dominance aligns with Slytherin traits of ambition, cunning, and leadership.

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The November 8th Publishing House glorifies socialist revolution, Stalin, Enver Hoxha, and anti‑imperialist struggle, as seen in tweets like "the Great Patriotic War" (2025-01-01) and "the liberation of Albania" (2025-11-29). Their focus on class struggle, international solidarity, and commemorating communist leaders aligns perfectly with the anthem’s lyrics: "Arise, ye workers from your slumber" and "Workers of the world, unite!" The song’s historic role as the rallying cry for communist movements matches the account’s repeated calls for "proletarian internationalism" and praise of Marxist‑Leninist heroes.

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