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The user’s elitist, anti‑democratic tone and fascination with power and nuclear energy mirrors Mr. Burns’s character. Tweets such as "Need more nuclear reactors to power the data centers to inform the computer to process the information." echo Burns’s ownership of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, while "The average person would be far more tolerable, and maybe even likable, if he had no political rights." reflects Burns’s contempt for the common citizen. The user’s grand‑scale vision of a small elite ruling the world ("A group of friends could rule the world") parallels Burns’s perpetual scheming to dominate Springfield and beyond. Their obsession with wealth and monumental projects ("The measure of a civilization is the percentage of GDP spent on cyclopean coraline opalescent ekpyrostic auratic encomial elegiac mezmeric megalithic abyssopelagic architectural projects of no possible economic utility for the Moon to delight in after man is dead") matches Burns’s greedy, megalomaniacal worldview. Overall, the combination of intellectual arrogance, conspiratorial rhetoric, and nuclear references best fits Mr. Burns.

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The user shows introverted communication, focusing on abstract ideas and rarely personal interaction, as seen in 'I consented to being born.' Their dominant intuition is evident in pattern‑seeking statements like 'The pattern I've been noticing is that human cognition's inherent bias...' and references to post‑Kantian philosophy. Decision‑making is logical and analytical, exemplified by 'The numbers alone are not the problem. It's a question of distribution...' and critiques of democracy. Their lifestyle is organized and future‑oriented, with planning statements such as 'Need more nuclear reactors to power the data centers' and 'With LLMs you're building a cascading mega syllogism...' These traits align with the INTJ type.

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Dreamer of vertical waterfalls, AI-obsessed philosopher, meme curator, building cathedrals of light & ideas.– @novusolus

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The Cyclopean Cipher blends the luminous hue of the Blue Grotto with the mystic bite of absinthe, echoing the tweet "The Blue Grotto." and the post‑Kantian fascination in "Post Kantian Philosophy (1787 20??)". A smoky mezcal base represents the "cyclopean coraline opalescent ekpyrostic" megastructures the user admires, while a shot of espresso adds the "cascading mega syllogism of all recorded knowledge" they describe. The frothy egg‑white foam crowns the drink like the "cathedrals of light in Garry's Mod" they mention, turning the cocktail into a towering, ethereal monument. Together these layers capture the blend of grand historical scale, philosophical depth, and internet‑age surrealism that defines @novusolus.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes ambition and the desire to dominate, as seen in "The numbers alone are not the problem... With the right coordination the 0.3% could dominate the 99.7%" and "A group of friends could rule the world." They also express a cynical view of democracy and the masses, stating "Democracy is the ultimate anti Humanist political system because it compels you to loathe the common man" and "The average person would be far more tolerable, and maybe even likable, if he had no political rights." Their focus on strategic control of resources, such as "Need more nuclear reactors to power the data centers" and building all‑knowledge systems with LLMs, shows a resource‑driven, cunning mindset. These traits—ambition, strategic thinking, and a willingness to manipulate power structures—align closely with Slytherin values.

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The timeline repeatedly shows a yearning for elite control, e.g., “A group of friends could rule the world.” and “With the right coordination the 0.3% could dominate the 99.7%.” They also express contempt for democracy, writing “Democracy is the ultimate anti Humanist political system because it compels you to loathe the common man.” The chorus “Everybody wants to rule the world” mirrors this ambition and the cynical belief that power is the ultimate goal. Moreover, the song’s moody, synth‑driven atmosphere fits the user’s fascination with grand historical narratives, philosophical musings, and a detached, almost fatalistic tone evident in posts about wars, empires, and the “measure of a civilization.”

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