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@NPGMUltima embodies the cynical, hyper-critical energy of Comic Book Guy, spending most of their time online rating media as "peak" or "ass." Much like the Simpsons character's elitism, they frequently dismiss other fans' opinions, such as calling a post a “holy dogshit take do you even play games” or mocking specific gaming communities by saying “zero souls fans wear deodorant”. Their timeline is a constant stream of sarcastic gatekeeping and intense fandom devotion, exemplified by declarations like “THATS MY GOAT THATS MY FUCKIN GOAT RIGHT THERE”. Ultimately, their habit of blocking people over minor disagreements and complaining about “hitlerian gacha game fandoms” perfectly mirrors the "Worst. Episode. Ever." persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
NPGM exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solo gaming and a clear discomfort with large social groups, stating, “I dont like being in discord calls with over 6 people”. Their Intuition (N) is visible in their focus on media tropes, 'agendas,' and abstract character 'aura,' as seen when they critique “hitlerian gacha game fandoms”. The Thinking (T) preference is dominant in their blunt, often harsh delivery of opinions, such as calling a take “holy dogshit” or dissecting game mechanics like “0 frames is reactable”. Finally, they align with Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness posting style and reactive nature to current events, exemplified by their frustration with “colosseum of fools” after a chaotic loss.

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Passionate about ARPGs and rhythm games. Often found projecting my music taste onto Ellen Joe or perfecting the dance of combat. I still haven't forgiven God Tamer.– @NPGMUltima

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of someone who claims “0 frames is reactable” while losing sleep over gaming. The bitter grapefruit and spicy agave represent their sharp-tongued critiques of 'hitlerian' fandoms and the frustration of a match where teammates “lost guardian 7 minutes in”. The cold brew coffee fuels the late-night intensity of someone who might “genuinely kys” when they can't sleep, balanced by a shark garnish for their favorite character, Ellen Joe. It’s an experimental, high-octane blend for a user who would “hate to get all my opinions from youtubers” and prefers a taste that’s “just so PEAK”.

Your Hogwarts House
NPGM displays a sharp, exclusionary sense of tribalism and self-preservation, often calling for the removal or 'extinction' of groups they find annoying, such as when they post “set off the fujoshi extinction bomb” or “destroy all anonymous accounts”. Their ambition is tied to a 'survival of the fittest' mindset in gaming and social hierarchy, seen in their blunt dismissal of others' struggles with “easy ratio” and their open admission of personal desires, stating “I wanna jerk off to twinks”. They prioritize their own comfort and boundaries above all, expressing a lack of patience for crowded social spaces by saying “I dont like being in discord calls with over 6 people”. Ultimately, their habit of blocking those who clutter their timeline and their ruthless critiques of 'fake morals' align perfectly with the Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and cunning realism.

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NPGM displays a mix of high-intensity gaming frustration and a cynical, world-weary outlook that mirrors the themes of Linkin Park, a band they explicitly admire. They frequently post nihilistic sentiments, such as “I hope everyone on the planet dies” and “whatever man just kill everyone on the planet”, echoing the song's themes of futility and emotional exhaustion. Their intense relationship with difficult games is central to their identity, as seen when they lament, “I hate colosseum of fools I hate it I hate it... fuck colosseum of fools”. Ultimately, their self-admitted music taste confirms this choice, as they state, “I fucking love linkin park”, and admit to “project my music taste onto my favorite characters”.

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