Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses sharp humor and irony about daily life and culture, like mocking bureaucracy in “brasil o país mais burocrático do mundo” and veterans in “oh bicho chato eh veterano viu pqp”.
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on their own reactions and tastes, as in “não sei pra que invento essas coisas” and questioning their perception in “ou a galera enlouqueceu mesmo ou o problema tb tá em mim”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward family and pets, like talking about Diego in “inventei de acostumar diego a comer na mesa dnv agr ele quer comer o prato dele e o meu” and fear of being without glasses in “eu morro de medo de ser assaltada levarem meu óculos e eu ficar cega sozinha”.
- Culturally-engaged: Comments actively on books, series and music, praising Sanderson in “simplesmente brandon sanderson nada mais a dizer”, Mistborn in “acabei oficialmente a primeira era de mistborn”, and shows like Welcome to Derry in “rapaz welcome to derry eh babado meismo”.
- Determined: Shows strong drive regarding studies and entrance exams, stressing SISU cutoffs in “e quando eu me iludir que os cortes vão cair e me deparar com 795 de corte no primeiro dia de sisu” and ambition in “e quando eu meter ciência da computação na ufcg e enlouquecer lá”.
Weaknesses:
- Catastrophizing: Tends to dramatize difficulties, as in “eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer” and “se eu não entrar pro primeiro semestre eu si mato”.
- Self-deprecating: Speaks harshly about themselves, calling their luck and situation “desgraçada” in “essa bomba desse link so nao prestar pra mim sou mt desgraçada mesmo” and criticizing their appearance in “eu parecendo uma moleca nem os peito tenho”.
- Conflict-avoidant: Avoids positive attention or social friction, such as refusing to post success to dodge congratulations in “não vo postar aprovação tenho vergonha e preguiça de responder os parabéns”.
- Highly-irritable: Shows strong annoyance toward people and situations, like calling veterans “bicho chato” in “oh bicho chato eh veterano viu pqp” and saying “não tem raça mais repugnante do que macho”.
- Pessimistic: Often frames life and recent years negatively, as in “como pode tudo que existiu dps de 2015 ser tão ruim” and lamenting bureaucracy and country issues in “brasilzao complicado”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read a lot, have strong opinions, and mix idealism with sarcasm, which fits Lisa Simpson more than any other main character. Like Lisa, they’re studious and anxious about academic achievement, worrying about SISU cutoffs and saying things like “861 de nota de corte sem pesos isso nao existe” and “e quando eu meter ciência da computação na ufcg e enlouquecer lá”. Their love of books and specific authors, such as “simplesmente brandon sanderson nada mais a dizer” and finishing Mistborn in “acabei oficialmente a primeira era de mistborn”, mirrors Lisa’s nerdy, obsessive media consumption. They also have a strong moral disgust toward certain behaviors and people, echoing Lisa’s righteous irritation, as in “não tem raça mais repugnante do que macho” and “tenho ódio de quem só responde pergunta na defensiva grrrrrr”. At the same time, their dramatic, self-deprecating humor—like “se eu não entrar pro primeiro semestre eu si mato” and “eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer”—tracks with Lisa’s tendency to spiral emotionally while still being aware of how over-the-top she sounds.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they mention fear of social judgment and avoiding attention, e.g. refusing to post their success because they’re embarrassed and don’t want to reply to congratulations (“não vo postar aprovação tenho vergonha e preguiça de responder os parabéns”), and often comment from the sidelines rather than seeking the spotlight. Their tweets show a strong iNtuitive style: they generalize from experiences into broad statements or exaggerations like “brasil o país mais burocrático do mundo”, and muse about cultural/media patterns, such as criticizing how often brands are mentioned in certain texts (“pior que tem uns que a cada 2 linhas tem o nome de alguma marca”). The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: emotional intensity, relational concerns, and value judgments dominate, from despair about not entering university (“se eu não entrar pro primeiro semestre eu si mato”) to visceral reactions like “não tem raça mais repugnante do que macho”) and affection for pets and family (“inventei de acostumar diego a comer na mesa dnv agr ele quer comer o prato dele e o meu”). Finally, they seem more Perceiving than structured: they frequently dramatize being overwhelmed or unprepared (“não sei pra que invento essas coisas”) and talk about procrastination or chaotic reactions to exams and bureaucracy (“quase 2 anos já se passaram e eu ainda tenho pesadelo com a prova do detran veir”), which fits a more spontaneous, reactive lifestyle. Altogether, a private, emotionally intense, value-driven, and somewhat scattered but imaginative presence best matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You finished the first Mistborn era and still think everything after 2015 is bad… want to test that theory by starting a new era with me? I promise I’ve got more charm than a Hemalurgic spike.
- You, a health-area girl, versus 30 computer science students from the IF in CC… how about we merge both worlds and you examine my heart while I debug your Sisu anxiety from that 795+ cutoff tweet?
- You said you didn’t laugh once watching Friends, but you’re obsessed with Welcome to Derry and rooting for the clown… I may not be Pennywise, but I can definitely make *you* float (and finally laugh).
- From RuPaul’s ‘MINHA WINNER PORRA’ to crying over Sisu notes and the DETRAN exam, you survive everything with humor; no pick‑up line can beat that, so I’ll be honest: I just want to be the person you rant to about Brazil being ‘o país mais burocrático do mundo’.
- You’re scared of being robbed and losing your glasses and going blind alone, complain about macho being ‘a raça mais repugnante’, and only trust a baby cat on your chest to cure your pain… good news: I’m not a macho, I wear my own glasses, and I volunteer as your emotional support cat.
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Future health pro who accidentally fell for Stephen King, Brandon Sanderson & Welcome to Derry. Survived DETRAN, still losing to bureaucracy.– @npodemosrevelar
Your signature cocktail
Mistborn & Micropenis Meltdown
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with black coffee for the chronically tired, overcaffeinated survivor who says “mais um dia tomando café de de manhã 😭” and still has to face Detran trauma like “quase 2 anos já se passaram e eu ainda tenho pesadelo com a prova do detran veir 😭”. Acerola-lime juice brings a sharp, northeastern-tart brightness for the girl who complains that “como pode varzea ser o pior buraco do brasil” yet dreams of “chegar e ja cair no mar veyr”. Guava syrup with chili adds sweet drama and a little rage, perfect for someone who declares “não tem raça mais repugnante do que macho” and is ready to “destruía todos os violões do universo só pra tiago não tocar nunca mais perto de mim”. A topper of sparkling water keeps it playful and a bit chaotic, echoing the delight in horror fandom like “amo que os fãs de welcome to derry torcem pro palhaço” and binge-reading sagas as in “acabei oficialmente a primeira era de mistborn”. Finally, the smoked salt rim is the bitter, charred edge of someone who lives tweeting bureaucratic and academic despair—“brasil o país mais burocrático do mundo” and “861 de nota de corte sem pesos isso nao existe”—yet still somehow screams A VIDA PRESTA like in “A VIDA PRESTA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a clear love of learning, analysis, and intellectual engagement, which are core Ravenclaw traits. They talk repeatedly about reading and evaluating books in a critical way, e.g. finishing a whole fantasy era and highlighting the author in “acabei oficialmente a primeira era de mistborn” and “simplesmente brandon sanderson nada mais a dizer”, and they openly criticize popular shows with a reflective tone in “eu não vejo tanto motivo pra problematizar the big bang theory como falam não. ou a galera enlouqueceu mesmo ou o problema tb tá em mim” and “chocada que assisti a primeira temporada de friends e não dei uma única risada”. Their tweets show a lot of self-awareness, meta-commentary, and observational humor, such as dissecting social situations in “uma pessoa vem na minha casa, me constrange e eu ainda saio como a errada” and academic bureaucracy in “brasil o país mais burocrático do mundo”. They also enjoy detailed narratives and media discourse, like their ongoing interest in Welcome to Derry in “eu si divirto muito com os tweets sobre welcome do derry” and “rapaz welcome to derry eh babado meismo”, which suggests a mind that likes to analyze stories and fandoms. While there is some ambition around university and cutoffs in “e quando eu meter ciência da computação na ufcg e enlouquecer lá” and “861 de nota de corte sem pesos isso nao existe”, it comes across more as academic focus than Slytherin-style power-seeking. Taken together—the critical thinking, media analysis, and bookishness—Ravenclaw fits better than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Céu Azul - Charlie Brown Jr.
A song that best suits them is “Céu Azul” by Charlie Brown Jr., with its mix of existential angst, resilience, and a bit of dark humor. They constantly oscillate between drama and self-deprecation, like when they say “eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer eu vou morrer” and joke about being “desgraçada” in “essa bomba desse link so nao prestar pra mim sou mt desgraçada mesmo”, mirroring the song’s sense of emotional overload and survival. The track’s theme of trying to keep going in a messed-up world matches their comments on bureaucracy and Brazil such as “brasil o país mais burocrático do mundo” and “brasilzao complicado”. At the same time, they show affection for small joys and pop culture—books, series, and music—like “simplesmente brandon sanderson nada mais a dizer” and “roupa nova acústico o melhor show que já houve no mundo”, which fits the song’s bittersweet but hopeful tone. Their mix of cynicism about people (“não tem raça mais repugnante do que macho”) and attachment to family and pets (“inventei de acostumar diego a comer na mesa dnv agr ele quer comer o prato dele e o meu”) also echoes the song’s blend of hurt, love, and wanting a calmer sky above it all.
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