Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Artistic Support: He actively commissions artists and uses his platform to "support artists" and credit their work.
- Family Devotion: He sacrificed a preferred work routine and "moved to a new job" specifically to provide for his family.
- Principled Integrity: He stands against unethical practices, such as "thieving AI" and digital replicas of deceased individuals.
- Niche Passion: He possesses deep, specific interests ranging from "extreme weather" to the nuances of perfume fixatives.
- Cultural Appreciation: He shows genuine interest in Japanese media, music, and "past learning" of the language.
Weaknesses:
- Petty Resentment: He admits his "negativity over Lando" is petty and wishes the driver never has cool pillows.
- Aggressive Language: He frequently uses harsh insults, calling others "out of touch fucksticks" and "dipshits."
- Gatekeeping Tendencies: He argues certain people "belong nowhere near anime" and dismisses different viewpoints as abnormal.
- Impulsive Spending: He describes his spending habits as "caving into curiosity" and spending money as soon as he gets it.
- Hyper-fixated Negativity: He focuses heavily on things he hates, such as "vagueposting" or specific F1 design choices.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, NSBlanchi is a dedicated superfan who is highly critical of his favorite mediums, often gatekeeping against what he deems “abnormal minds” or “AI schizophrenia.” He possesses a deep, encyclopedic knowledge of niche interests—from F1 technicalities to Gotoubun lore—and isn't afraid to label things the “actual worst fucking shit” or “gloryified advertisements on wheels.” His penchant for collecting expensive items like “commissions of Yotsuba” and high-end “full bottles of perfume” mirrors the Simpsons' resident expert's obsession with pristine collectibles. Ultimately, his cynical but passionate commentary on pop culture makes him the Springfield equivalent of a power-user.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Blanchi displays a preference for Introversion (I) by valuing solitary hobbies like “extreme weather (especially tornadoes)” and admitting they “can’t recall if it was Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh!” they were first exposed to, showing a focus on internal nostalgia over social trends. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their disdain for “semantics” and focus on the underlying “geopolitical nature” of world events. They exhibit strong Thinking (T) traits through blunt, logical critiques of F1 safety features like the “Halo” and calling out “AI derangement syndrome” as a lack of reason. Finally, their Judging (J) side is shown through meticulous “early plans on what to buy when 2026 rolls around” and a desire to “compile all my past (public) commissions” into organized threads.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Red Bull pit crew? Because I'm hoping for a 'dummy stop' where you actually stay for a long-term commitment.
- Forget the Dubai chocolate scam—I promise I'm much more than $20 worth of hype and gold dust.
- Is your name Yotsuba? Because you’ve got that '428 aura' that makes every other girl on my timeline look like a track limit violation.
- I’d never be 'wilfully ignorant' of how good we’d look together, and trust me, that’s not just semantics.
- I’m no storm chaser, but I’d fly all the way to America just to be in the path of the whirlwind that is you.
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23M. F1 & Red Bull enthusiast. Metalcore & grunge listener with a soft spot for Yotsuba and storm chasing. Once paid $20 for gold-dusted chocolate; never again.– @NSBlanchi
Your signature cocktail
The 428 High-Downforce Spritz
This cocktail starts with an Australian base to match the user’s home, but with a complex, 'heavy' profile reflecting their love for grunge and metalcore, specifically how the TDR album “hits too close at times”. The vibrant blue hue honors their F1 aesthetics and the “Glossy blue” Williams livery, while the smoky Scotch represents their fascination with extreme weather and the “masculine urge” to go storm chasing. It is unashamedly bold, much like their defense of fanservice against “prudes”, and the garnished rim is a playful jab at being “scammed” by overpriced chocolate trends. Ultimately, the name and garnish serve as the ultimate tribute to their “muse” and the milestone of hitting “428!” followers.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
NSBlanchi embodies the Gryffindor spirit through their blunt, confrontational defense of their passions and a refusal to back down from controversy. They exhibit classic Gryffindor fire when calling out AI art as “thieving AI ass... scum” and aggressively “defending” their F1 takes against rival fans. Their bravery is rooted in strong convictions, such as when they “stand on business” regarding racing reputations or openly “fucking knew” a design choice would fail. Ultimately, their self-description as a “FuuTsuba defender” and their tendency to dive headfirst into “discourse” mark them as a warrior for their chosen causes.
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Your song
Superstition - Stevie Wonder
This song perfectly captures NSBlanchi's intense focus on the 'curse' of misfortune and his general skepticism toward modern trends. He often uses mystical or superstitious metaphors to describe F1 team struggles, such as when he noted, “It feels as if a sorcerer took all of Alpine & Ferrari’s combined misfortune & incompetence & directed the curse at Williams this year”. His disdain for superficial 'hype' like the “Dubai chocolate” scam and his critique of “AI derangement syndrome” align with the song’s theme of not believing in things you don't understand. Furthermore, his deep-seated loyalty to Team Yotsuba and his role as a “FuuTsuba defender” show a protective nature that matches the song's driving, rhythmic energy. Ultimately, his personality is a mix of traditionalist 'old-school' appreciation and a sharp, vocal wariness of the modern 'geopolitical nature' of the world.
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