Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for football and specific players/clubs, e.g. reactions to Spain, Brazil, Vini and Bellingham in “Ta bonito de ver essa seleção vou chorar pqp” and “KARALHO BELLIGOL”.
- Humorous voice: Frequently uses exaggerated laughter and memes to entertain, like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “BÉLGICA ROUBADA AO VIVO KAKAKAKAMAMMAKAKAKAKA”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on their own mind and behavior, such as in “Mt estranha a sensação de que precisa saber algo mas não saber oque é” and “Eu reconheço mas n me arrependo”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about dreams, desire and hope, e.g. “Sonho é realmente a realização dos seus desejos Deus está em todas as coisas mesmo” and “Se eu acredito? Até montanha eu movo”.
- Competitive mindset: Shows drive to be good and compares self to strong figures, like “Ver o quanto você é bom naquilo que você é >>REALMENTE BOM<< é bom mt mlk vtnc” and “Não há ninguém que me convença que eu não sou uchiha madara nesse momento”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in intense emotional spikes and extremes, such as long strings of laughter in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMKKKKKKKKKKKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKMMMMMMMMKKKKKKKKKKK” and rage-style reactions in “MESSI PERDEU AKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAAKKAKA”.
- Negative self-focus: Hints at overthinking and feeling mentally overwhelmed, like “Essa e mais ou semana sem feriado e eu já fui louco uma vez” and “Que legal pensar instintivamente no que fazer amanhã... e saber que não vou lembrar de nada de hoje”.
- Risky humor: Uses aggressive or insulting expressions that can come off harsh, e.g. “VOCÊ JURA PELA VAGABUNDA DA SUA MÃE?” and sexually explicit lines in “Eu to trajando essa gata só de hello kitty...”.
- Escapist tendencies: Talks about wanting to go back in time or not facing present issues, like “Preciso de uma máquina do tempo que me volte pra 8 de setembro” and hyperfocusing on games in “Hiperfoco em valorant voltando Se eu ficar louco a culpa é das estrelas”.
- Drug casualization: Treats substances lightly or jokingly, e.g. “Espero que o rumores de que a ritalina da coragem sejam falsos” and “A casa dela tem mais droga do que a própria drogasil E ela é mais viciante que todas drogas do brasil”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, sports-obsessed, sarcastic, and always chasing a rush. Like Bart yelling at the TV during a game, they live-comment football with over-the-top emotion, e.g. “MEMPHIS DEPAY ENTRE NA MINHA CASA E DEGUSTE DE TUDO QUE GOLAÇO” and “Tomamo gol do lebron james of soccer pqp”. There’s a constant streak of mischief and dark humor, joking about schemes and chaos: “Isso é esquema de piramide”, “se investigar bem é esquema de aposta”, and “Legalizaram a sacanagem”. At the same time, they’ve got a surprisingly introspective side hidden under the jokes, like “Mt estranha a sensação de que precisa saber algo mas não saber oque é” and “Que legal pensar instintivamente no que fazer amanhã pra conseguir oque quero e saber que não vou lembrar de nada de hoje”, which mirrors Bart’s occasional moments of depth. Their love of games and hyperfocus (“Hiperfoco em valorant voltando Se eu ficar louco a culpa é das estrelas”) and their cocky, meme-heavy self-image (“Não há ninguém que me convença que eu não sou uchiha madara nesse momento”) round out a very Bart-like mix of bravado, humor, and hidden sensitivity.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they live very publicly online, constantly reacting to matches, games and memes with high social energy and performance-style commentary like “BÉLGICA ROUBADA AO VIVO KAKAKAKAMAMMAKAKAKAKA” and “EM LIVERPOOL X CHELSEA QUEM PERDE É A BOLA QUE ALGO ASSUSTADOR”, which suggests they recharge by engaging with others and shared events. Their thinking is strongly iNtuitive: they frequently use metaphor, symbolism and big-picture self-mythologizing such as “ubermensch”, “bagulho é distorcer o espaço tempo a nivel de mudar as mentes das pessoas”, and dramatic identity statements like “Não há ninguém que me convença que eu não sou uchiha madara nesse momento”. They are clearly Thinking-oriented: their tone is blunt, irreverent, and often critical or analytical, like calling something “esquema de piramide”, mocking systems and players (“Em que momento da história o florentino perez pensou que seria aceitável ter o lucas vasquez…”), and jokingly debating performance and strategy in games. Their lifestyle and wording point to Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and chaotic focus, with comments about hyperfocus and repetition like “Hiperfoco em valorant voltando Se eu ficar louco a culpa é das estrelas” and “30 dias fazendo a mesma coisa... buscando 30 assuntos para 30 horas de coisas diferentes”, and they often react in-the-moment rather than outlining structured plans. The mix of high social energy, abstract/ideational language, debate-minded humor, and flexible, improvisational lifestyle fits best with ENTP overall.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said if you played ball you’d be Pirlo — calm, vision, passing on point. So how about you be Pirlo and I’ll be your striker, and we see if this chemistry turns into a golaço better than that Memphis Depay one you screamed about?
- You don’t want Blue Lock spoilers because you like to see the full play develop… so how about we take it slow too: no spoilers, just you, me, and a plot twist better than any Crow dub on YouTube.
- Between hyperfocusing on Valorant, worshipping Aspas and Pancada, and moving mountains by sheer belief, I’m convinced you’re already an Übermensch — I just want the honor of being in your party when you decide to distort space-time like you tweeted.
- You said life is an eternal search for someone to make a Spotify match with — my playlists have Matuê, kit salve da quebrada vibes and a little football commentary. Want to test if our algorithm ships us more than Twitter already does?
- You compared yourself to Uchiha Madara and said ‘todos eles são eu’ — so if you’re every version of yourself at once, can you spare just one of them to go on a date with me in Brasília and prove sonho é mesmo realização dos desejos?
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Football tactician from Brasília, Valorant & chess addict. Once dreamed of a City x Barça UCL final and still analyses matches like it happened.– @ntenhonikk
Your signature cocktail
Hopelesstok Hyperfocus Highball
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee beans for late-night gaming energy and Brazilian roots, channeling the vibe of “Hiperfoco em valorant voltando Se eu ficar louco a culpa é das estrelas” and the chess grind of “Eu vou ficar maluco de não ter pc pra jogar xadrez em uma tela grande”. The red bitter aperitivo brings in that dramatic, slightly toxic epic aura of football takes like “Ter o Ancelotti na beira do campo é muita aura pqp” and anime self-mythology in “Não há ninguém que me convença que eu não sou uchiha madara nesse momento”. Guaraná soda keeps it playful, sweet, and undeniably BR, matching chaotic laughter posts like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and sung lines in “Num dia bom eu acordei pensando num hit”. A dash of absinthe nods to the existential, overthinking side from “Mt estranha a sensação de que precisa saber algo mas não saber oque é” and the übermensch post “ubermensch”, giving the drink a slightly trippy edge. Finally, the charcoal-black salt rim represents the dark-humor, meme-coded skepticism of “se investigar bem é esquema de aposta” and “isso sim é esquema de aposta”, making each sip feel like cinema-level drama, just like their live reactions to football and anime.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a strong sense of ambition, self-mythologizing, and desire to transcend normal limits, which are core Slytherin traits. They explicitly reference the Nietzschean ideal of going beyond the ordinary with posts like “ubermensch” and describe themselves as developing a new, upgraded version of themselves in “Neste momento me encontro desenvolvendo o tesão 2”, suggesting a fixation on self-evolution and power. They frame their own abilities in grandiose terms – e.g., “Não há ninguém que me convença que eu não sou uchiha madara nesse momento” – and tie their identity to dominant, almost invincible figures from anime and games, consistent with a Slytherin hero/antihero complex. Even in casual contexts, they lean into being "destined" and inherently impactful, as in “Destinado a enriquecer tudo que toca”, which reflects both ambition and belief in their own exceptionalism. Their competitive edge in games and sports talk, like “Ver o quanto você é bom naquilo que você é >>REALMENTE BOM<< é bom mt mlk vtnc”, further underlines a drive to excel and dominate rather than simply participate, making Slytherin a better fit than the more collaborative Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw.
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Your song
FEITICEIRA - Matuê
A fitting song for them is FEITICEIRA by Matuê, because their timeline mixes swagger, obsession, and a bit of chaos in a way that really matches his vibe. They openly reference Matuê with tweets like “O matue, ele faz coisas...” and “SE A LOMBRA BATER TU PASSA MAL (BEM MALLL)”, showing they’re already tuned into that universe of intoxication, desire, and intensity. Their posts about games and hyperfocus, such as “Hiperfoco em valorant voltando Se eu ficar louco a culpa é das estrelas” and “Eu vou ficar maluco de não ter pc pra jogar xadrez em uma tela grande”, align with the restless, addicted energy in the song’s lyrics. The way they romanticize intensity in relationships and experiences, like “A casa dela tem mais droga do que a própria drogasil E ela é mais viciante que todas drogas do brasil”, mirrors the seductive, dangerous pull of the ‘feiticeira’ in the track. Overall, the song’s mix of confidence, vice, and emotional vulnerability fits the persona of someone who tweets “Minha psicóloga tipo: 'você pensa muito porque tem altas habilidades' VOCÊ JURA PELA VAGABUNDA DA SUA MÃE?” and still sees themself as an ubermensch in posts like “ubermensch”.
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