Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Calls herself a 'Máquina de passar vergonha' and laughs at her own mishaps like buying tickets for the wrong day in “Caralho eu simplesmente comprei os ingressos da sessão de ONTEM eu sou muito burra puta que pariu”.
- Cultural enthusiasm: Shows strong passion for music, TV and events, e.g. excitement about Bethânia in “Não mas quando bethania cantar essa dia 16” and national pride in “Ai gente que delicia é se acostumar com a nossa arte sendo aclamada pelo mundo!!!!!”.
- Affectionate friend: Frequently includes friends and family in stories, like laughing with Victoria and Pedro in “Victoria e pedro tentando adivinhar meu passado mais sombrio no video andressa urach vs 25 cristãos” and teasing her sister’s boyfriend in “o namorado da minha irmã ligou pra minha mãe oferecendo pizza e ela RECUSOU”.
- Emotionally expressive: Doesn’t hide feelings—shows nerves and joy around awards in “NERVOSA” and “AHHHHHHHHHHHH”, and frustration about life in “Nunca foi tão difícil existir”.
- Curious observer: Comments thoughtfully on small social details, like judging vacation music choices in “eu meio que julgo a personalidade das pessoas com base nas escolhas musicais dos stories de veraneio que elas postam” and noticing dynamics on reality TV in “Ai juro que eu amo que ana paula não dá trela nenhuma kkkkk”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating talk: Uses harsh language about herself, like calling herself 'burra' in “Caralho eu simplesmente comprei os ingressos da sessão de ONTEM eu sou muito burra puta que pariu” and labeling the bio as a 'Máquina de passar vergonha'.
- Pessimistic tone: Tweets often lean negative, such as “Nunca foi tão difícil existir” and “ai que ódioooooo”, creating an overall downbeat vibe.
- Harsh criticism: Can be quite sharp toward others’ work or choices, like “Maquiagem horrivel de JLo prendam o responsáveis” and “Aqui eu confesso que separo a artista da obra”, which may come off as severe.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts intense, immediate reactions like “DESESPERO” and “caralho vsf”, suggesting she vents quickly rather than processing first.
- Life dissatisfaction: Recurring complaints hint at low satisfaction, e.g. “Nunca foi tão difícil existir” and “eu não consigo imaginar um castigo maior em vida que ser mulher e hétero”, which might reinforce a stuck mindset.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user lines up best with Lisa Simpson: smart, neurotic in a funny way, and deeply into culture while constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa, she’s bookish and opinionated, complaining about platforms with almost academic precision, e.g. her critique that “eu acho que já passou da hora de o skoob permitir a criação de listas. Papo reto.”. She has big feelings about art and music, from celebrating Brazilian culture in “Ai gente que delicia é se acostumar com a nossa arte sendo aclamada pelo mundo!!!!!” to agonizing over picking the next good book in “Eu li dois livros muito bons em sequencia e agora to com medo de escolher o próximo e não ser tão bom quanto 😭”. Her mix of sarcasm and sensitivity, like calling being a straight woman the ultimate punishment in “eu não consigo imaginar um castigo maior em vida que ser mulher e hétero”, is very Lisa-core: socially aware, a bit dramatic, but self-aware and funny. She also shows Lisa’s anxious excitement about events and pop culture, from live reactions to TV and awards in posts like “NERVOSA” to obsessing over concerts and shows, which fits Lisa’s intense, slightly stressed enthusiasm about the things she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as socially energized, constantly reacting live to TV, football, BBB, awards and family events, and joking about being the center of situations, e.g. complaining about being the only single one at family Christmas in “Nem natal da minha segunda família eu consigo me safar de ser a única solteira” and screaming in all caps during cultural events like “DESESPERO”, which fits an E preference. Their humor is associative and idea‑oriented, turning small details into broader playful concepts (judging people’s personality by their beach‑trip stories in “eu meio que julgo a personalidade das pessoas com base nas escolhas musicais dos stories de veraneio que elas postam” and reflecting on their “liked songs schizophrenia” in “As vezes eu só paro e curto a esquizofrenia das minhas musicas curtidas”), suggesting N over S. Emotional tone and relational focus dominate: they dramatize feelings (“Nunca foi tão difícil existir”), cherish bonds (“Quero reunir as pessoas que eu amo o tempo todo agora”), and react strongly to art and pop culture (“Ai gente que delicia é se acostumar com a nossa arte sendo aclamada pelo mundo!!!!!”), all very F. Their timeline looks spontaneous and flexible rather than planned: they buy movie tickets for the wrong day in “Caralho eu simplesmente comprei os ingressos da sessão de ONTEM eu sou muito burra puta que pariu”, nearly fall for a fake promo in “eu quase caí num golpe de promoção falsa de hyabak”, and often react in the moment to shows and games, which leans P over J. Overall, the mix of high social engagement, playful abstract associations, emotional expressiveness, and go‑with‑the‑flow chaos is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You judging people’s summer personalities by their Instagram music choices made me nervous… but also hopeful. If I send you my beach playlist, do I get absolution or a second date?
- You almost fell for a fake Hyabak promo and I bought tickets for the wrong movie session—statistically, I think we’re meant to form a support group. Step one: don’t get scammed, step two: get drinks.
- You cheering for Brazilian art, crying over Elton John, and begging Ivete for ‘Vampirinha’ pre-save tells me you have elite taste. Can I apply to be the next cultural phenomenon you hype on the timeline?
- You said being a straight woman is the biggest punishment in life, but hear me out: what if we turn that sentence into a rom-com tagline and I audition for the role of ‘exception to the rule’?
- If you can survive BBB drama, bolsonarista slips at family gatherings, and panettone with crystalized fruit, I’m pretty sure you can survive a coffee with me. Worst case, we just sit there ‘juntando palavras’ together.
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Brazilian pop & book nerd live‑tweeting BBB, football and family chaos. Once almost bought fake eye drops and still judges people by their summer playlists.– @ntllym
Your signature cocktail
Máquina de Passar Vergonha Sour
This drink starts with cachaça infused with roasted pineapple, a nod to their loud, Brazilian, party-watching energy as they agonize over TV and BBB in tweets like “acho que vou acompanhar esse bbb…” and dramatic football comments such as “COMO essa bola não entrou”. Passion fruit pulp brings the sweet–chaotic mix of music stans and pop culture obsession, echoing “Eu meio que adoro essa musica de anitta com safadão #confesso” and the delight of “Que delicia o remix de lua cheia”. A touch of dry vermouth adds a slightly bitter, adult edge for their sarcastic, world-weary lines like “eu não consigo imaginar um castigo maior em vida que ser mulher e hétero” and the resigned “Nunca foi tão difícil existir”. The dash of chili tincture captures their sudden bursts of rage and caps-lock drama in tweets like “Caralho eu simplesmente comprei os ingressos da sessão de ONTEM eu sou muito burra puta que pariu” and “CARALHO EU ODEIO XANDE”. Finally, the foamy salted sugar rim balances shame and sweetness, embodying their bio “Máquina de passar vergonha” and the mix of self‑drag and joy in posts like “eu sou a pior motorista que eu já conheci, mas mesmo assim eu não tenho uma unidade de multa na minha carta pq ta tudo na da minha mãe✊🏻” and the tipsy confession “estoy bebada e ainda nem senti o cheiro do peru”. Strong, a bit messy, sweet with a sting, this sour is built to be sipped while live‑tweeting your own chaos.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
nata lee shows a strong mix of wit, curiosity, and love of thinking about things, which points most clearly to Ravenclaw. She openly delights in nerdy, slightly niche fun, like when she says she loves the site that lets her search Brazilian names and municipalities: “Eu amo pra sempre a pessoa que teve a ideia de criar o site nomes do brasil!! To me divertindo muito agora tentando achar as cidades pelo raking de municípios”. Her relationship with books is also telling: she wants better tools for organizing her reading (“eu acho que já passou da hora de o skoob permitir a criação de listas”) and worries about picking a next book that won’t live up to the last two great ones she read (“Eu li dois livros muito bons em sequencia e agora to com medo de escolher o próximo e não ser tão bom quanto”), which suggests a reflective, quality‑focused mind rather than a purely impulsive one. She also has a sharp, slightly sardonic observational humor about culture, media, and people—judging personalities by their vacation story music choices (“eu meio que julgo a personalidade das pessoas com base nas escolhas musicais dos stories de veraneio que elas postam”) and making quick, witty pop‑culture commentary across BBB, football, and music. There are flashes of emotion and frustration, but what stands out consistently is someone who likes to think, compare, and comment cleverly on the world around them rather than lead it (Slytherin) or center themselves as the brave hero (Gryffindor). This blend of curiosity, tastefulness in art, and dry, analytical humor fits Ravenclaw more strongly than the other houses.
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thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande's thank u, next fits them because it balances chaos, humor, and emotional self-awareness, just like their timeline. They describe themselves in the bio as “Máquina de passar vergonha”, constantly narrating their own small disasters, like “Caralho eu simplesmente comprei os ingressos da sessão de ONTEM eu sou muito burra puta que pariu” and “eu quase caí num golpe de promoção falsa de hyabak 😭😭😭”, but always with a tone of shrugging it off and moving on. The song’s theme of laughing through mistakes and treating past messes as part of your growth echoes their attitude when they say things like “Tava escrevendo o comentário mais amargo de todos mas deus colocou a mão no meu ombro e mandou eu superar”. At the same time, they clearly love pop divas and dramatic feelings—celebrating Brazilian music and pop culture with tweets like “Ai gente que delicia é se acostumar com a nossa arte sendo aclamada pelo mundo!!!!!”—which matches the unapologetic, anthemic energy of thank u, next. Overall, the song’s mix of drama, humor, and self-deprecating growth is a strong mirror of how they narrate their life on the timeline.
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