Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently turns annoyances into jokes, like mocking app logouts and skeletons on Uber Eats in “Why does the Raising Cane's app sign me out every month or so. Why would someone steal my phone and then decide to order Raising Cane's.” and “Sure man. 12 ft skeleton on uber eats. Fuck me up.”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages friends and followers in games and projects, like recommending a Roblox game in “today i played this roblox game called late july, midsummer…” and joining shared projects like wplace in “working on something on wplace”.
- Technically‑minded: Shows awareness of tech/security and infrastructure, e.g. criticizing plaintext passwords in “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT” and complaining about bandwidth management in “WHY DOESN'T EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER HAVE A WRITE SPEED LIMIT…”.
- Self‑aware: Reflects on own behavior and capabilities, like acknowledging no progress in “one year of no progress 🥹🥹🥹” and questioning morality in “am i a good person”.
- Hardworking: Takes on early classes and new jobs despite stress, as shown by “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS…” and multiple job‑update tweets like “Y'all I'm so cooked. Just got off work an hour late. This is my third shift bro.”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑deprecating: Speaks harshly about self, e.g. “one year of no progress 🥹🥹🥹” and calling himself “so chopped” in “im so chopped bro my friend asked if this wad edited”.
- Stress‑prone: Often expresses being overwhelmed by school and work, like “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER” and “im not cut out for this 😥😥😥”.
- Negative‑framing: Tends to describe situations in all‑downhill or hopeless terms, such as “It's only downhill man help me” and “GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKASS STATE PLEASE”.
- Overextended: Balances early exams, shifts, and driving issues, hinting at taking on a lot at once, e.g. “i have an 8am exam on tuesday. Sigh” and “every time i drive by a police officer i just have to hope they don't notice my car's inspection expired 10 months ago”.
- Emotionally‑volatile: Reacts very intensely to inconveniences and news, like “WHAT DO YOU MEAN 12.6K HELP ME” and “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!!… IT'S OVER”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Noah reads most like Lisa Simpson: smart, a bit neurotic, politically aware, and very online. They care about tech and systems being done right, e.g. complaining about security in “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT” and app design in “Why does the Raising Cane's app sign me out every month or so.”. Like Lisa, they’re socially conscious and left-leaning, telegraphed by the pride and Palestine flags in their name and posts like “has anyone seen elon musk with trump since he left doge” and “trump in a few weeks”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly anxious student vibe in “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER” and “i have an 8am exam on tuesday. Sigh”, very Lisa stressing over school. Finally, their mix of niche interests (games, Severance, Roblox, Wordle) and occasional existential joking in posts like “one year of no progress 🥹🥹🥹” fits Lisa’s blend of competence, sensitivity, and mild despair about the world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: most tweets are about solitary activities like games, shows, and tech annoyances rather than big social scenes, and they even emphasize a private account and website question box instead of constant public interaction, e.g. “as a reminder to the 0 people that care i have a private account @NTPrivate07 and i'll probably let you in if we're mutuals”. Their humor and interests point strongly to Intuition over Sensing: they gravitate to conceptual/fictional media and meta jokes like “is severance the world's first doomed hetgem?” and political/online culture references such as “has anyone seen elon musk with trump since he left doge”, which are more pattern/idea focused than concrete detail focused. The tone reads more Thinking than Feeling: even when frustrated they default to problem/logic complaints (tech, systems, design) like “WHY DOESN'T EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER HAVE A WRITE SPEED LIMIT. YOU ARE LAGGING THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMPUTER. STOP PLEASE” and “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT”, and they often roast situations dryly rather than focus on emotional harmony. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: there’s a recurring theme of reacting last‑minute or feeling unstructured (e.g. “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER”, “im not cut out for this 😥😥😥”) and spontaneous gaming/travel choices like “break in and steal thingz sucks but also i can't stop playing it for some reason so i guess its pretty fun” and “off to portugal” rather than highly planned, rigid routines. Combining introverted, idea‑driven, analytical, and flexible traits, INTP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if ‘Break In And Steal Thingz’ sucks but you can’t stop playing it, does that mean I still have a chance if I suck a little but you can’t stop seeing me?
- You swept ‘Push the Button’ as alien so hard they voted you out the next round; I respect the game, but if we’re in the airlock together, I’m hitting ‘Trust Noah’ every time.
- You flew all the way to Portugal, survived port wine, red sangria, AND delayed boarding—statistically speaking, asking you out should be the least painful thing you’ve done all year.
- You said you’re in ‘8am calculus’ and ‘not cut out for this,’ so let me help: you + me + Raising Cane’s after your shift = a function that only increases.
- Your bio says ‘pfp by rayburn89,’ but the real art is the guy who got a $400 check, drives around with an expired inspection, and still worries if he’s a good person—if you want, I can help you test that hypothesis over late‑night Roblox and Weathergirl on repeat.
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Your new Twitter bio
Noah · 18 · he/him. Dev who yells about bad security, survives 8am calc, and once used cortizone as toothpaste. Opinions mine, passwords hashed.– @NTPinheiro07
Your signature cocktail
The Family Guy State-of-Mind Spritz
This drink starts with a red sangria base because they begrudgingly admit, “ok red sangria is actually not that bad” “ok red sangria is actually not that bad”, capturing a cautious, low-key relationship with alcohol. A dash of port wine reduction nods to their more complex tastes and mixed feelings about strong flavors: “had some port wine. it was '''better'''. tasted like shit going down but it was fine after a drink of water” “had some port wine. it was '''better'''. tasted like shit going down but it was fine after a drink of water”. Citrus soda or lemonade brings chaotic, bubbly energy to match moments like “WE'RE BOARDING 0 DELAYS LETS FUCKING GO” “WE'RE BOARDING 0 DELAYS LETS FUCKING GO” and the way they can spiral from work and school stress to jokes in a single scroll, e.g. “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER” “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER”. The plaintext simple syrup is a sweet-salty wink at their tech brain yelling “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT” “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT”, balancing bitterness with humor. Finally, the rainbow sherbet float visually represents their bio’s pride flag and playful online identity, tying in their colorful, meme-heavy posting style from things like “They no longer have the transgender pretzels at walmart. I am crying.” “They no longer have the transgender pretzels at walmart. I am crying.” and the chaotic joy of “family guy state” vibes.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Noah reads as a classic Ravenclaw: curious, analytical, and very online-clever. They complain about bad security design in a way that shows technical thinking, e.g. “WHY DO THEY STORE PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT”, and they tinker with their own site, mentioning they “added one of those question box things to my website”, which suggests they like building and experimenting. Their media habits skew toward thoughtful, puzzle-box shows like Severance, where they say “finished season one. i don't know where to even begin to unpack that”, a very Ravenclaw reaction of wanting to mentally dissect something complex. They also pay attention to small, nerdy details in tech and games, like complaining that “EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER… [is] LAGGING THE FUCK OUT OF MY COMPUTER”, and min-maxing in social deduction games, boasting that they “sweeped the first round as alien so hard everyone convinced themselves i was the alien next round and voted me off”. Overall, the blend of technical nitpicking, love of complex media, and strategic gaming points much more to Ravenclaw’s wit and intellect than to the core traits of the other houses.
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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A fitting song for them is Welcome to the Black Parade because it balances melodramatic humor with genuine stress and perseverance—very similar to how they tweet about life, school, and work. They dramatize their struggles in a funny, over-the-top way, like saying “I'M FUCKING COOKED!!!!! I'M STUCK IN 8AM CALCULUS WHAT THE FUCK IT'S OVER” and “one year of no progress 🥹🥹🥹”, echoing the song’s themes of feeling overwhelmed but still pushing forward. Their blend of chaotic humor and low-key existential vibes shows up in posts like “GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKASS STATE PLEASE” and “Y'all I'm so cooked. Just got off work an hour late. This is my third shift bro.”, similar to the song’s mix of angst and defiance. Even their pop-culture and gaming obsessions, from “watching severance” to “this game is a clipfarm”, contribute to that very online, slightly theatrical persona that matches an anthem-like, emo classic. Overall, the song’s message of carrying on through absurd, painful, and funny moments parallels the way they narrate their own life on the timeline.
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