Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic romantic: Shows deep value for affection and emotional closeness, like cherishing hand-holding in “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial” and daydreaming about partners in multiple BL/anime tweets.
- Loyal fan: Defends and celebrates favorite artists and series, e.g. long, thoughtful praise for Taylor and TTPD in “apenas pasaron 3 días pero ttpd se convirtió en uno de mis álbumes favoritos de taylor” and defending songs like “te amo fortnight siempre te voy a defender”.
- Socially aware: Calls out queerbaiting and boundary issues, criticizing hetero shows with faux-queer dynamics in “como odio estos animes HETERO que juegan con dinámicas queer” and pushing back on cishet men demanding space in queer spaces in “imagina enojarte porque gente queer no quiere a un hombre cis heterosexual en un ESPACIO QUEER”.
- Caring homebody: Finds joy in small, cozy acts for loved ones, like baking desserts for family and friends in “no hay mayor satisfacción en el mundo que cocinar para gente que me importa y ver que les gustan mis postres” and spending holidays watching Barbie while eating cookies in “pasando la víspera de la navidad como dios manda”.
- Self-aware critic: Expresses clear, reasoned opinions on fandom behavior and media, like analyzing fandom hypocrisy around Taylor in “lo que a mí me sorprende es la cantidad de gente que siente la necesidad de demostrar al mundo que odia a taylor swift” and calling out toxic yuri fans in “porque los fans del yuri son insoportables y hacen tweets virales hablando mal del yaoi”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional insecurity: Frequently expresses feeling inadequate or unworthy, like admitting deep insecurity in “este tipo de temas me rompen el corazón porque yo de verdad pienso así soy demasiado inseguro perdón” and wishing to be aroace to avoid pain in “dios me hubieras hecho asexual y arromántico así sería más feliz”.
- Rumination prone: Shows difficulty letting go of negative thoughts, like trying hard not to break down in “desde ayer que estoy intentando no desmoronarme y encontrar cualquier distracción para no pensar en #eso” and feeling days are just about making time pass in “últimamente mis días se resumen en un 'qué puedo hacer para que las horas pasen más rápido' :/”.
- Comparative envy: Often measures happiness against others, leading to self-pity, as in “la cantidad de veces que me salió esto en mi tl… preguntándome cuándo será mi turno” and joking about wanting to “mword” because others find love in “ah qué lindos estoy muy feliz por ellos!!! (me quiero mword porque nunca me pasa)”.
- Harsh online tone: Tends to express criticism with strong negativity, calling tweets or people “estúpidos” or “asquerosos,” like in “qué tweet más estúpido 💀” and “la cantidad de likes en esto... qué asco dan”.
- Idealized romance: Holds very high, fantasy-like expectations of partners, listing very specific traits in “una personalidad interesante, que no tenga problemas de comunicación y que sea bueno escuchando, que sea muy clingy y busque abrazos, besos y agarrar la mano constantemente” and lamenting that characters like Sasaki aren’t real in “probablemente nunca encuentre alguien como él en la vida real”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, idealistic, and very online about their interests. Like Lisa, they’re passionate and articulate about media they love, especially Taylor Swift and queer stories, as seen in posts like “apenas pasaron 3 días pero ttpd se convirtió en uno de mis álbumes favoritos de taylor” and “qué bueno que no lo censuraron 😭 peak yaoi”. They also do thoughtful, slightly overanalytical breakdowns of narratives and fandom behavior, e.g. “la cantidad de canciones de lover en las playlists y lastimosamente no es sorpresa :/ básicamente es más un álbum sobre la ansiedad, miedo e inseguridades que siente uno en el amor...” and “lo que a mí me sorprende es la cantidad de gente que siente la necesidad de demostrar al mundo que odia a taylor swift...”. There’s a clear mix of romantic sensitivity and insecurity, similar to Lisa’s vulnerable side, in tweets like “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial para mí soy así de patético perdón” and “este tipo de temas me rompen el corazón porque yo de verdad pienso así soy demasiado inseguro perdón”. Finally, their tendency to critique social dynamics and online discourse—like calling out bad-faith fandom takes in “qué tweet más estúpido 💀 imagina enojarte porque gente queer no quiere a un hombre cis heterosexual en un ESPACIO QUEER...”—fits Lisa’s mix of moral commentary, frustration, and earnest care for fairness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as clearly more introverted than extroverted: they often describe solitary, cozy activities like watching Barbie in the Nutcracker with cookies at home “pasando la víspera de la navidad como dios manda (estoy viendo barbie en el cascanueces mientras como las cookies navideñas que preparé)” and frame their days as trying to make the hours pass faster rather than seeking big social events “últimamente mis días se resumen en un 'qué puedo hacer para que las horas pasen más rápido' :/”. Their interests and language point strongly to intuition (N): they love fictional worlds, ships, and symbolism, e.g. long meta takes on Taylor Swift’s albums and what they emotionally represent “básicamente es más un álbum sobre la ansiedad, miedo e inseguridades que siente uno en el amor…”, and they enjoy theorizing about fandom dynamics and cultural impact “este es el verdadero impacto cultural… en la vida real sólo taylor y otros pocos tienen el suficiente poder para hacer esto”. They lean strongly feeling (F): their tweets prioritize emotional impact and interpersonal sensitivity, like describing themselves as very insecure and easily heartbroken “este tipo de temas me rompen el corazón porque yo de verdad pienso así soy demasiado inseguro perdón”, and caring deeply about small romantic gestures “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial para mí”. They also react to fandom conflicts mainly through values-based judgments (e.g., fairness toward queer spaces and calling out double standards) rather than systematic logic “imagina enojarte porque gente queer no quiere a un hombre cis heterosexual en un ESPACIO QUEER…”. On the J–P axis, they look more perceiving (P): they often describe themselves as emotionally tossed around by life and stories, not as structured planners—"finding distractions" instead of making firm plans “desde ayer que estoy intentando no desmoronarme y encontrar cualquier distracción para no pensar en #eso”—and they dive into media and fanwars spontaneously (e.g., watching a whole show because of an edit “estoy considerando ver la serie entera sólo por este edit”). The heavy romantic idealism, fixation on fictional relationships, and self-described hopeless-romantic tendencies “ambos somos románticos empedernidos con mala postura”, along with a strong values focus and introspection about their own emotions “dios me hubieras hecho asexual y arromántico así sería más feliz”, fit best with INFP—the idealistic, emotionally driven introvert who lives intensely through inner feelings and stories.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you had to choose between Primarina and Milotic as your water type, but honestly, if we were in your team I’d be the one holding the EXP Share while you hard–carry us through life.
- You’re out here defending male fanservice, praising peak yaoi and complaining about hetero anime faking queer dynamics… be honest, are you carefully curating media I like just so I’ll fall for you, or is this my personal BL route unlocking?
- You hate that The 10 Years I Loved You the Most–style angst and you’re done with tragic BL, so how about we try something different: slow-burn fluff where the only plot twist is you realizing I’m your endgame and not your trauma.
- You spend Christmas watching Barbie in the Nutcracker, bake desserts for friends, and get stupidly happy just holding someone’s hand; I don’t need a mural satosugu date, I just need you on a couch, flour on your face, fingers interlaced with mine.
- Your Spotify being basically Taylor + aespa, your essays defending Taylor from haters, and you live–tweeting every second of TTPD tell me one thing: you know how to commit to an artist—so what do I have to do to get the ‘once I fix me he’s gonna miss me’ treatment from you?
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Your new Twitter bio
Rafa | BL & anime enjoyer, Swiftie, amateur baker. Once burned out on sad BL, now reviews ships, sweets & pop culture from the safety of my couch.– @nubedelavanda
Your signature cocktail
The Down Bad Swiftie Fizz
Lavender-infused gin nods to their username and soft, dreamy side, plus their obsession with romantic drama like “the 10 years i loved you the most es la razón por la cual ya no leo bl con una trama triste 💀”. Sparkling pink lemonade captures the effervescent, cupcake-coded joy they feel when talking about Taylor Swift and TTPD, like “AMÉ ttpd mi top 5 después de escucharla por primera vez...” and “not to be a cupcake pero me siento feliz con sólo verla sonriendo tan emocionada”. A dash of bitters represents the frustration and sharp takes they have on fandom and queer spaces, such as “qué tweet más estúpido 💀 imagina enojarte porque gente queer no quiere a un hombre cis heterosexual en un ESPACIO QUEER” and “como odio estos animes HETERO que juegan con dinámicas queer”. Vanilla syrup adds the gentle sweetness of someone who bakes for loved ones and melts over holding hands, as in “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial para mí” and “no hay mayor satisfacción en el mundo que cocinar para gente que me importa”. Edible glitter or a lavender sugar rim is the dramatic, fandom-ready flair of a Swiftie and K‑pop stan who lives for visuals and aesthetics like “ESTOS VISUALES AHHHH” and “aespa es el estandar so true!”. Overall it’s a sweet, sparkling, slightly bitter, romantic drink for someone who is perpetually 'down bad' as they admit in “down bad la vdd que sí soy yo”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center affection, comfort, and quiet joy in relationships, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For instance, they say “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial para mí soy así de patético perdón”, and later describe their ideal partner as someone clingy, communicative, and emotionally present: “una personalidad interesante, que no tenga problemas de comunicación y que sea bueno escuchando, que sea muy clingy y busque abrazos, besos y agarrar la mano constantemente…”. They also show strong care for their friends and family through acts of service, writing “últimamente estoy utilizando el tiempo libre que tengo para preparar muchos postres para mi familia/amigos… no hay mayor satisfacción en el mundo que cocinar para gente que me importa y ver que les gustan mis postres”. Their loyalty to their faves (especially Taylor Swift) is steady and defensive rather than clout-seeking, as seen in “te amo fortnight siempre te voy a defender” and their irritation at people who hate-follow her: “lo que a mí me sorprende es la cantidad de gente que siente la necesidad de demostrar al mundo que odia a taylor swift pero al mismo tiempo la incluyen en todo tipo de conversación…”. Even when they rant, it’s often from a place of fairness and protecting queer spaces, like “imagina enojarte porque gente queer no quiere a un hombre cis heterosexual en un ESPACIO QUEER…”, which shows a grounded moral compass rather than ego. Taken together—affection, loyalty, comfort in routine (baking, media, fandom), and a strong sense of fairness—point most clearly to Hufflepuff over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
mirrorball - Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift’s mirrorball fits them best because it captures that mix of intense romantic longing, insecurity and wanting to be seen that shows up constantly in their tweets. They describe themselves as overly romantic and easily moved by small gestures like hand-holding, saying “no tienen idea de lo feliz que me pongo con algo tan pequeño como lo es tomar la mano de una persona muy especial para mí”, which mirrors the song’s fragile, hopeful tone. Their self-consciousness and emotional vulnerability come through in tweets like “este tipo de temas me rompen el corazón porque yo de verdad pienso así soy demasiado inseguro perdón” and “dios me hubieras hecho asexual y arromántico así sería más feliz”, echoing the lyrics about doing anything to be loved and not break. They are also deeply devoted to Taylor’s music and specifically highlight mirrorball among their favorites in a tweet listing songs like “state of grace mirrorball cowboy like me so it goes new romantics you're on your own kid”, which reinforces how personally they already resonate with it. All of this makes mirrorball feel like a musical reflection of their personality: soft, romantic, self-aware, and always trying to shine a little brighter for the people they care about.
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