Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares intense feelings, like anger, longing, and hurt in tweets such as “I feel like my childhood has been so robbed I was born at 17⚰️⚰️” and “I despise ppl who leave so bad…”.
- Dark-humored: Uses bleak topics with irony and wit, for example “Cutting is like if masturbating left a permanent scar every time you cum” and “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”.
- Creative-imaginative: Shows strong imagination in scenarios and aesthetics, like wanting a specific yandere character in “I need to see a yandere not psychopathic…” and story ideas in “Continuation to the Jeffrey killed route…”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes and labels their own patterns, such as in bio mentioning mood swings and #clusterB, and tweets like “I'm not an (attention) whore the doctor said it's HPD 😔😔”.
- Affectionate-loyal: Shows intense attachment and desire for connection, evident in “I fucking hate when ppl leave” and caring about oomfs/partners in “I didn't break up btw***”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequent references to suicidal thoughts and glamorizing death, like “Fucc I want to kms tonight but I need to do molly before” and “I wish I could know with certainty I'll never have what I want so I could kms right now”.
- Self-harming: Direct engagement and romanticization of self-harm, shown in “My scars are pink!🩷🩷💣”, “Fingering my cut rn”, and “Self harm isn't a coping mechanism it is a purifying ritual.”.
- Volatile-anger: Intense, hostile reactions toward others, like “I hope you see this you fucking disgust me so bad” and “She's such a fucking traitor”.
- Manipulative-tendencies: Talks about gaslighting and using others for emotional needs, e.g. “I think you can very much gaslight them abt this” and “you can still give meaning to your existence by giving me attention”.
- Risk-seeking: Shows disregard for safety and consequences, like “I don't mind risking my life and I have 0 morals if any governmental intelligence sees this I'd work for you for fun” and mixing self-harm or drugs with suicidality in “Fucc I want to kms tonight but I need to do molly before”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best overall match is Lisa Simpson, specifically Lisa at her most depressed, socially alienated, and self-destructive in the later seasons. This user shows intense self-awareness and intellectualized misery, turning pain into grand, dramatic statements like “Self harm isn't a coping mechanism it is a purifying ritual.” and “I feel like my childhood has been so robbed I was born at 17⚰️⚰️”, which parallels Lisa’s tendency to frame her suffering in philosophical terms. Like Lisa, they feel disconnected from peers—“I'm so sick of being surrounded by mindless pigs” and “I got to class for the first time of the year yesterday it was so long plus I don't know anybody if only I could meet someone cool”—and oscillate between craving attention and resenting others for leaving, as in “I despise ppl who leave so bad… you can still give meaning to your existence by giving me attention”. Their fixation on self-harm and death fantasies—“Fucc I want to kms tonight but I need to do molly before” and “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”—echoes Lisa’s darkest storylines where she flirts with nihilism and feels life is meaningless. Finally, the blend of moral rhetoric and admitted amorality—“I don't mind risking my life and I have 0 morals if any governmental intelligence sees this I'd work for you for fun”—mirrors Lisa’s occasional hypocrisy, where her ideals clash with a desire to be seen, understood, and powerful.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): much of their emotional life is performed publicly, craving interaction and reaction, e.g. “I need to flirt more🪽🪽” and “I despise ppl who leave so bad I told you I didn't like you So what? you can still give meaning to your existence by giving me attention”. Their thinking style leans Intuitive (N), gravitating toward morbid fantasies, symbolism, and big-picture narratives rather than concrete details, like “Self harm isn't a coping mechanism it is a purifying ritual.” and “I feel like my childhood has been so robbed I was born at 17⚰️⚰️”. They are highly emotional, relational, and value intensity of feeling over detached logic, indicating Feeling (F), as seen in “I fucking hate when ppl leave” and “I'm not an (attention) whore the doctor said it's HPD 😔😔”. Their lifestyle is chaotic, impulsive, and driven by mood rather than structure—very Perceiving (P): they skip class, act on urges, and embrace spontaneity, evident in “I haven't been to class in a WHILE I forgot how dangerous it was to be on twt⚰️⚰️” and “Fucc I want to kms tonight but I need to do molly before”. Overall, a dramatic, attention-seeking, imaginative, and chaotic emotional style aligns best with ENFP, especially an unhealthy or highly unstable variant.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said cutting is like if masturbating left a permanent scar every time you cum—does that mean if I make you laugh instead, I get to leave dents in your memory instead of your skin?
- You’re out here wanting CIA work ‘for fun’ and fantasising about being puta N°06… I’m just saying, if you ever need a morally bankrupt handler with bail money and glitter, I can submit my résumé.
- You joked that if you killed yourself we’d all think your name was Morty—can I be the annoying goth pony who insists on calling you Moth and keeps you alive out of pure mischief?
- You starved all day, ate a cookie and felt ‘obese’, you hate when people leave, and you still dragged yourself to class not knowing anyone—if you can survive all that, I’d be honoured to be the dramatic side character who actually stays.
- You need someone who’d cut their dick for you; I can’t offer that, but I can offer Heisenberg-level devotion with puppy-level obedience—100% ready to be your yandere-lite lab assistant and goth pony groupie in one.
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Your new Twitter bio
Part-time goth pony, full-time drama scholar. Once skipped class to perfect eyeliner symmetry. Opinions sharp, jewelry sharper.– @Nuclearbombaby
Your signature cocktail
The Glitter KMS Martini
The Glitter KMS Martini is sharp, dark, and a little dangerous—like overproof dark rum standing in for their chaotic energy and self-destructive streak, echoing lines like “Fucc I want to kms tonight but I need to do molly before” and “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”. Blackberry liqueur brings a gothic sweetness for their emo/yandere aesthetics and goth-pony vibes in “Do I have goth ponies here?” and the murder-romance fantasies of “I need to see a yandere not psychopathic, she murders ppl for love but she's torn apart just remembering what she's doing”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with bitterness and acidity, mirroring their violent mood swings and hostility in tweets like “I hope you see this you fucking disgust me so bad” and “Fuck OFF for the love of god”. Rose syrup adds a deceptively soft, romantic layer for the clingy, dramatic, HPD-coded affection in “I'm not an (attention) whore the doctor said it's HPD 😔😔” and “I need someone who would cut their dick for me very much.”. Finally, edible black glitter is mandatory—an aesthetic wink to “My scars are pink!🩷🩷💣” and the theatrical death-glamour fantasy of being found sparkling after the end in “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a striking mix of nihilistic ambition, fascination with power structures, and a willingness to do morally dubious things for gain, which aligns strongly with Slytherin traits. They openly state their lack of moral constraints and eagerness to work with intelligence agencies in “I don't mind risking my life and I have 0 morals if any governmental intelligence sees this I'd work for you for fun”, and joke about CIA manipulation in “The CIA making community notes via Elon and spreading memes to dehumanise the victims 🎀🐶”, indicating a dark, strategic fascination with power and control. Their desire to hurt others and themselves for emotional impact in “I feel like I'm more likely to get what I want than I thought but I really want to kill myself plus I want to hurt everyone I know so it would be so sweet” and “I would love to collect missing people” points to a dramatic, vengeful mindset rather than selfless bravery or kindness. Even in relationships, they frame others as tools for meaning and attention in “I despise ppl who leave so bad I told you I didn't like you So what? you can still give meaning to your existence by giving me attention”, which reflects Slytherin-style possessiveness and instrumental thinking. While there is creativity and theatricality (e.g. “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”), it is consistently channeled into image, control, and emotional manipulation rather than Ravenclaw scholarship or Hufflepuff warmth, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song is Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish, which embodies an eerie mix of self-destructive desire, dark humor, and performative vulnerability that mirrors their timeline. The song’s fixation on death, intrusive thoughts, and being both victim and monster resonates with tweets like “I feel like I'm more likely to get what I want than I thought but I really want to kill myself plus I want to hurt everyone I know so it would be so sweet” and “I can't wait for the police to discover my body full of glitter”. Their bio, “this user is subject to violent mood swings and disordered thinking,” fits the song’s unstable, haunted inner monologue. The merging of sensuality, pain, and self-harm in tweets like “Cutting is like if masturbating left a permanent scar every time you cum” and “Fingering my cut rn” aligns with the track’s disturbing intimacy. Finally, their edgy performative persona—e.g., “Mort like 'death' in french I'm edgy not a nerd⚰️⚰️”—matches the theatrical horror-pop aesthetic of Bury A Friend.
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