Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep emotional investment in Corinthians and football, e.g. celebrating Memphis and Libertadores dreams in “Bizarro que já vejo o Memphis metendo essa comemoração na final da libertadores do ano que vem, vai Corinthians”.
- Knowledgeable sports: Displays detailed opinions on players, tactics, and history across leagues, like nuanced rankings of Cruyff vs CR7 in “Quem entende de futebol não deixa o Cruyff de fora desse top 5 nunca mesmo, bizarro que tem maluco que coloca CR7 na frente”.
- Humorous tone: Frequently uses exaggerated jokes and laughing (e.g. KKKKKK) to react to situations, as in “ENDRICK MAIOR PROMESSA DO FUTEBOL MUNDIALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Loyal supporter: Emphasizes club loyalty over titles, like “fodasse mlk ser Corinthians eh diferente dms”, and defends Corinthians in many tweets.
- Clear opinions: Expresses strong, unambiguous stances on players and coaches, e.g. preferring Deco over Alex in “Quem responde Alex não sabe o básico da pelota É o Deco por MUITO.”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive hostility: Directs extreme hatred at individuals, wishing death or harm to coaches like in “O dia que esse velho do caralho morrer em campo será um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida. FORA RAMON”.
- Violent rhetoric: Describes or suggests violence, such as crashes and injuries, in “Meu sonho o Talles, Maycon e Dorival estarem no mesmo veículo... ainda mais se tiver um caminhão sem freio a 200km/h atrás deles e um caminhão parado na frente”.
- Insult-heavy language: Uses constant insults and profanity towards players and staff, e.g. “SOME DO CORINTHIANS BURRIVAL PRAGA NOJENTO DOENTE FUDIDO”.
- Hyperbolic negativity: Tends to declare extreme outcomes (relegation, doom) quickly, as in “O Corinthians caiu hoje.” and repeated calls for firings.
- Dehumanizing statements: Refers to people in ways that strip dignity, including suggesting physical punishment and ‘invadir ct queimar carro bater em jogador’ in “Bglh eh invadir ct queimar carro bater em jogador e fodasse acabou a moleza pra esse bando de pau no cu”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: passionate, impulsive, emotional, and extremely driven by sports and fandom. Like Homer yelling at the TV over the Isotopes, this user goes all‑in on Corinthians, often in an over-the-top way, from wishing extreme things about coaches like in “Meu sonho o Talles, Maycon e Dorival estarem no mesmo veículo na volta, ainda mais se tiver um caminhão sem freio a 200km/h atrás deles e um caminhão parado na frente” to raging in “SOME DO CORINTHIANS BURRIVAL PRAGA NOJENTO DOENTE FUDIDO”. He swings between fatalistic pessimism and wild optimism like Homer does, calling “O Corinthians caiu hoje.” in this tweet but also fantasizing about superteams and titles, as in “Corinthians com Memphis Ramos e Pogba em 2025 pqp sexy football”. There’s also a goofy, meme-y side beneath the rage, visible when he spams laughter like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TMNC” or celebrates small joys like “ACHEI KENT DE MELÃO PRA COMPRAR CARALHO NUNCA FUI TRISTE”. His mix of crude humor, exaggeration, and deep (if chaotic) loyalty to his teams is very Homer: loud, flawed, but intensely devoted to what he loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with others through replies and quoted tweets, openly celebrate and rage about games and football, and clearly enjoy public interaction, e.g. “VAMO CARALHO FERNANDO DINIZ ASSUMA O CORTINAS IMEDIATAMENTE…” and “ACHAI KENT DE MELÃO PRA COMPRAR CARALHO NUNCA FUI TRISTE”. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they constantly compare players, project futures, and talk in hypotheticals, like “Passagem do mbappe vai terminar com 5 vices de la liga… fede a fracasso em clubes” and “Se a torcida do Corinthians n mata aquele boliviano lá… o Corinthians hoje seria no MÍNIMO tri da libertadores”. They are strongly Thinking: their tone is blunt, combative, and evaluation‑driven, prioritizing performance and logic over people’s feelings, e.g. “Quem entende de futebol não deixa o Cruyff de fora desse top 5 nunca mesmo, bizarro que tem maluco que coloca CR7 na frente” and harsh critiques of coaches like “SOME DO CORINTHIANS BURRIVAL PRAGA NOJENTO DOENTE FUDIDO”. Their style fits Perceiving more than Judging: tweets are impulsive, reactional, and often contradictory over time (from hyping signings to calling for mass firings), with little evidence of careful long‑term planning; for instance, they oscillate between despair “O Corinthians caiu hoje.” and future fantasies like “Ano que vem o bi da liberta vem com certezaaaa”. The mix of high-energy debate, love of arguing rankings/comparisons, hypothetical scenarios, and sharp, logic-heavy banter strongly matches an ENTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You cheer for City, Corinthians, Barça, Sporting, Atalanta and still have room in your heart for Nuguri, Khan, Bin AND Burdol… be honest, you got space in that roster for one more carry or is your champion pool full?
- You really said ‘Memphis, Ramos and Pogba in 2025 sexy football’ — meanwhile I’m just here trying to sign a lifetime contract in your DMs, zero loan, 100% of the rights and no release clause.
- For someone who calls Dorival ‘Burrival’ and Endrick ‘overhyped’, your football takes are ruthless… but I’m willing to risk it — if we go out and I flop, at least I’ll get a brutally honest post‑match analysis from you.
- You listed winter as your favorite season, black as your favorite color, and you’re a Corinthians fan who dreams of Libertadores finals with Memphis scoring… I don’t need xG to know the odds are high that we’d vibe over late‑night matches and cold weather cuddles.
- You play LoL, love Gwen’s new skin, and say anything different from Elden Ring, TLOU or Baldur’s Gate is ‘loucura’ — so if I ask you out, does that count as a risky side quest or a secret S‑tier romance route?
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Corinthians sufferer, Barça enjoyer. Football, LoL, NBA & a bit of F1. Once trusted an 11-leg bet slip and learned probability the hard way.– @NugasLoL
Your signature cocktail
Colossal Ragequit Highball
This drink hits like a Corinthians meltdown thread: the espresso cachaça brings aggressive late‑night energy, just like them screaming “SOME DO CORINTHIANS BURRIVAL PRAGA NOJENTO DOENTE FUDIDO”. The Red Bull reduction is a nod to their F1/Red Bull hype and the constant adrenaline of tweets like “VAMO CARALHO FERNANDO DINIZ ASSUMA O CORTINAS IMEDIATAMENTE”. A bitter herbal amaro represents the eternal suffering of the torcedor that can say “O Corinthians caiu hoje.” with both despair and sarcasm. Spicy ginger beer captures their explosive, sometimes violent rhetoric, as in “Bglh eh invadir ct queimar carro bater em jogador e fodasse”. Finally, the dash of salt and lime mirrors the mix of salty banter and refreshing humor when they laugh with a massive “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” at football absurdities and overhyped stars like in “ENDRICK MAIOR PROMESSA DO FUTEBOL MUNDIALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows strong tribal loyalty and a ruthless, win-at-all-costs mentality that aligns most with Slytherin. Their Corinthians fandom is intensely us-versus-them and often escalates straight to extreme, vengeful fantasies, like when they say “Meu sonho o Talles, Maycon e Dorival estarem no mesmo veículo na volta, ainda mais se tiver um caminhão sem freio a 200km/h atrás deles e um caminhão parado na frente” and “Bglh eh invadir ct queimar carro bater em jogador e fodasse acabou a moleza pra esse bando de pau no cu”. There is also a pattern of wishing catastrophic harm on técnicos who frustrate their ambitions, e.g. “Que esse velho tenha um AVC 🙏” and “O dia que esse velho do caralho morrer em campo será um dos dias mais felizes da minha vida. FORA RAMON”, which reflects a cold, results-first mindset rather than Gryffindor-style idealism or Hufflepuff-style empathy. At the same time, they are highly strategic and opinionated about football decisions and transfers, pushing for aggressive moves like “Proposta do Kim, mas vão fazer um malabarismo pra ser uma proposta petista kk Que loucura” and urging the club to spend big, as in “MLK QUE PORRA QUE TA ACONTECENDO NESSE JOGO PAGUEM PAGUEM IMEDIATAMENTE OS 15M DE EUROS NO TALLES MAGNO”. While there is some football analysis and humor, it is consistently deployed to defend their side and denigrate rivals – for example, mocking Endrick as overrated in “ENDRICK MAIOR PROMESSA DO FUTEBOL MUNDIALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” – which suggests cunning partisanship rather than dispassionate Ravenclaw curiosity. Overall, the combination of intense ambition for their club, aggressive us-versus-them thinking, and a willingness to endorse harsh methods to get results fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
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Till I Collapse - Eminem
A high-energy, aggressive anthem like Till I Collapse fits them perfectly because so many of their tweets are raw, intense rants, especially about Corinthians and football, e.g. “SOME DO CORINTHIANS BURRIVAL PRAGA NOJENTO DOENTE FUDIDO” and “Bglh eh invadir ct queimar carro bater em jogador e fodasse acabou a moleza pra esse bando de pau no cu”. The song is about never backing down despite frustration, mirroring how they keep watching, commenting, and suffering with the team even when they say things like “O Corinthians caiu hoje.”. Their timeline is full of passionate, almost ultra-competitive energy toward players and coaches, as seen in “Meu sonho o Talles, Maycon e Dorival estarem no mesmo veículo na volta, ainda mais se tiver um caminhão sem freio a 200km/h atrás deles” and “FORA BURRIVAL”. The relentless tone of the song also fits their constant hot takes about world football and LoL, such as “ENDrICK MAIOR PROMESSA DO FUTEBOL MUNDIALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and “Gwen recebendo a primeira skin de vdd”. Overall, Till I Collapse captures their mix of anger, passion, and refusal to disengage from the sports and games they love.
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