
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user’s chaotic, irreverent humor and love of slightly unhinged jokes match Bart Simpson more than any other character. Their tweets mix horny, over-the-top exaggeration with shitposting energy, like “eu sacrificaria 100 virgens pra respirar o mesmo ar dessa mulher” and “Vou arrancar esses pentelho rosa que ela tem na cabeça”, which perfectly parallels Bart’s dramatic, troublemaking flair. They clearly enjoy edgy wordplay and sexual innuendo, as seen in “o contrario de kurapika é machuca xereca.” and “Seus seios são paneleiros ? Porque eles fazem poin poin poin..”, very in line with Bart’s prank-caller, boundary-pushing sense of humor. The way they roast others and themselves, like “gente como pode essa gay ser tao burrinha patetica” and “vou processar a professora que me ensinou a ler”, also echoes Bart’s mix of mischief and self-aware clownery rather than Lisa’s earnestness or Marge’s stability. Their intense fandom obsessions and playful dramatics about anime and idols, such as “euamo tanto blue lock vou chorar”, feel like Bart hyperfixating on whatever he finds cool that week and loudly making it his whole personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is very outward-facing, playful, and attention-seeking, constantly reacting to others and public events, like joking about going to a fan meet in “To com FOMO de ir no encontrinho da hanni” and openly bantering with fandoms in “euamo tanto blue lock vou chorar”. They seem strongly iNtuitive: their humor is based on exaggeration, surreal or hyperbolic imagery, and abstract associations rather than concrete detail, as in “eu sacrificaria 100 virgens pra respirar o mesmo ar dessa mulher” and the absurd wordplay of “o contrario de kurapika é machuca xereca.”. Their style is very Feeling-oriented: they speak in emotional, value‑laden language about characters and people (“amo”, “vou chorar”, “meu femboyzinho”) and focus on relational/affective reactions rather than logical analysis, as seen in “meu femboyzinho” and “euamo tanto blue lock vou chorar”. They read as Perceiving rather than structured: their tweets are impulsive, chaotic, and very in‑the‑moment, like “vou processar a professora que me ensinou a ler” and the spontaneous self‑roasting in “gente como pode essa gay ser tao burrinha patetica”. Taken together—high social energy and FOMO (E), imaginative and metaphor-heavy humor (N), emotionally expressive fandom attachment (F), and spontaneous, unstructured posting (P)—they most closely fit ENFP.

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Killua scholar, Blue Lock enthusiast & part-time meme archivist. Once opened Twitter for one anime clip and left with a whole personality.– @nuggetsholic

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The Silver cachaça infused with lemongrass channels their chaotic Brazilian gremlin energy and Campo Grande roots, a nod to “Killua do mato grosso do sul” in their bio and the explosive vibe of “Taporra campo grande”. Blue curaçao paints the glass with anime-core blue, mixing their love for HxH and Blue Lock, from “calando a boca de muitos !!!! #hunterxhunter” to “euamo tanto blue lock vou chorar”. Calamansi (or lime) juice adds a sharp, roasting acidity that matches their violently funny one-liners like “vou processar a professora que me ensinou a ler” and “Vou arrancar esses pentelho rosa que ela tem na cabeça”. A Guaraná reduction brings a sweet, hyper, almost FOMO caffeine buzz, inspired by “To com FOMO de ir no encontrinho da hanni” and their overall terminally-online energy. Finally, sparkling water lightens the drink into something bubbly and androgynous rather than heavy, mirroring their love for pretty boys and twinks in tweets like “os andrógino mais saborosos de todos os tempos” and “Pra onde vao os twinks depois dos 30”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Slytherin mix of sharp wit, shamelessness, and provocative humor. They lean into edgy, almost ruthless jokes like “Vou arrancar esses pentelho rosa que ela tem na cabeça” and “o contrario de kurapika é machuca xereca.”, which suggests a comfort with transgressing social norms to get a reaction. There’s also a strong sense of self‑presentation and aesthetic obsession, especially around androgynous and femboy idols, as seen in “os andrógino mais saborosos de todos os tempos” and the entire life‑branding of “whatsapp: Hyuna ... instagram: killua spotify: killua google: killua tiktok: principal kaido, de edit killua...”, which points to image‑consciousness and curated identity. Their dramatic, over‑the‑top statements like “eu sacrificaria 100 virgens pra respirar o mesmo ar dessa mulher” show a flair for intensity and extremity rather than modesty or gentle kindness. Overall, they read less like a patient Hufflepuff or cerebral Ravenclaw and much more like a theatrical, self‑aware Slytherin who uses humor and persona as their main tools.

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The song that best suits them is Hotto Dogu as a NewJeans/Hanni-centered meme anthem, because their timeline radiates chaotic, hyper-online stan energy and heavy K‑pop/anime posting. They openly mention FOMO about a Hanni fan meet in “To com FOMO de ir no encontrinho da hanni”, which anchors their NewJeans fixation. Their joking thirst and over-the-top posts like “eu sacrificaria 100 virgens pra respirar o mesmo ar dessa mulher” match the exaggerated, unserious vibe of the meme song. The anime/gamer-stan side appears in tweets like “euamo tanto blue lock vou chorar” and “calando a boca de muitos !!!! #hunterxhunter”, fitting the chaotic edit culture where Hotto Dogu is often used. Their Killua obsession is evident in “instagram: killua spotify: killua google: killua tiktok: principal kaido, de edit killua”, aligning with the kind of over-invested stan personality that loves looping silly, catchy tracks like Hotto Dogu. Overall, their mix of irony, thirst, anime, and K‑pop makes this the perfect soundtrack to their timeline.

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