Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sex-positive: Openly discusses desire and pleasure in tweets like “I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!” and “need someone to call me a good boy/girl so bad”, and clearly labels their account as NSFW in their bio.
- Creative writer: Actively writes and shares fics, e.g. “new fic i finished gigi x vee its almost 5000 words teehee” and “building up 3000 words just to get to smut is so fun”, and links their AO3 account in their bio.
- Boundary-aware: Clearly states age and limits in bio: “18 | dni minors+ageless,” showing awareness of consent and audience boundaries for their NSFW content.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows strong, playful fandom engagement, like “portgas d ace…. the man you are…”, “i need sanjis dick in my mouth ong”, and commissioning art in “just commissioned someone to draw goob x sprout.. heehehh”.
- Playful humor: Uses exaggerated, dramatic phrasing and silliness—e.g. “his ass so fat i’m killing myself” and “MY ACNE FLARING UP AAAA AAAA MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE”—to make posts entertaining.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual posting: Timeline is dominated by explicit sexual comments like “I WANNA JERK OFF” and “i need him to facefuck me”, which can limit broader interaction or audience comfort.
- Emotional impulsivity: Uses intense language for minor things, such as “his ass so fat i’m killing myself” and “i need this man so bad”, suggesting quick, unfiltered emotional reactions.
- Public oversharing: Shares very personal sexual details, e.g. “LETS HAVE A SEX TALK… ts but im a virgin” and repeated masturbation-focused posts like “i love my little incubus”, which could compromise privacy or future comfort.
- Self-image insecurity: Tweets like “MY ACNE FLARING UP AAAA AAAA MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE” show distress about appearance and suggest underlying body-image concerns.
- Narrow content range: Most posts revolve around NSFW thirst, smut, and sexual jokes—e.g. “the people want the berryfunny smut and i will deliver” and “need big boobs in my face rn”—with relatively little non-sexual content, which can make their online persona feel one-dimensional.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their energy and sense of humor most closely resemble Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, and irreverent, but also self-aware and playful. Like Bart, they lean hard into shock value and jokes about sex, from yelling “I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!” to blunt thirst like “need big boobs in my face rn” and “i need sanjis dick in my mouth ong”. Their timeline is full of exaggerated reactions and over-the-top obsession with characters, similar to Bart’s dramatic flair: “i need him so bad its insane” and “portgas d ace…. the man you are…”. At the same time, they show a goofy, slightly insecure side—complaining about acne in “MY ACNE FLARING UP AAAA AAAA MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE”—that fits Bart’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. Overall, the combination of horny mischief, loud caps-lock outbursts, and a penchant for pushing boundaries makes them much more of a Bart than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly expressive and outward-facing, often inviting interaction and sharing sexual thoughts openly, like “LETS HAVE A SEX TALK 🤪 1. still have 2. never 3. rough…” and “pick which one i should lock in on first”, which seeks others’ input. Their interests and creativity suggest Intuition: they focus on fictional scenarios, ships, and imaginative smut setups rather than practical details, as seen in “building up 3000 words just to get to smut is so fun” and “gigi x vee and looey x sprout soon when i feel the motivation to actually write the smut part”. Their tone is strongly Feeling-oriented, driven by emotion and desire rather than logic—tweets like “i need someone to call me a good boy/girl so bad” and “i need this man so bad” center on emotional and sensual longing, not argument or analysis. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they are spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, often mentioning motivation and going with impulses, such as “gigi x vee and looey x sprout soon when i feel the motivation to actually write the smut part” and the scattered, in-the-moment posts like “i can’t fall asleep even though i’m tired ts pmo”. This combination of expressive social energy, imaginative fic writing, emotionally charged language, and loose planning aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here building 3000 words just to get to the smut… can I apply to be the slow-burn love interest that finally shows up in your ‘berryfunny’ fic?
- You said you need someone to call you a good boy/girl so bad—how about we compromise and I call you a ‘good writer’ while I’m pinned to the bed reading your Gigi x Vee smut?
- You’re over there tweeting ‘I WANNA JERK OFF’ and ‘i’m so fuckin gay bro’—if you ever want to upgrade to ‘I wanna make out with a fellow degenerate who actually reads your AO3,’ my DMs are open.
- You said you need Sanji’s dick in your mouth, but hear me out: how about we start with dinner I cook for you, and see if my rizz can compete with the Straw Hat’s?
- You call yourself ‘a freak’ in your bio and complain about being a virgin in your sex talk tweet… I’m just saying, if you ever want someone to help you turn that character arc into a coming-of-age one-shot, I’m ready to co-write the experience.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
18+ fic goblin on AO3 (berryfunnies). Writes 3k words of plot just to get to the smut. Expect loud thirst, quiet updates, and too many WIPs.– @num1looeyglazer
Your signature cocktail
The Berryhorny IncuBuzz
This cocktail is built for your chaotic, horny-tweet energy: the strawberry-infused vodka nods to the 🍓 in your name and your AO3 fics, plus your intro tweet about being 18 and a freak in “making an actual bio lalala i’m 18 i like to make fics on ao3 (all nsfw, for now) i’m a freak”. Passionfruit liqueur captures the constant yearning of “i need him so bad its insane” and “need big boobs in my face rn”. Sparkling rosé brings the bubbly, slightly dramatic flair of “i’m so fuckin gay bro” and the excited writing energy in “building up 3000 words just to get to smut is so fun”. A dash of chili tincture adds a sharp, horny kick that screams “I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!” and “i need sanjis dick in my mouth ong”. Finally, the foamed vanilla cream on top is the soft, subby layer of you wanting affection and praise in “need someone to call me a good boy/girl so bad” while staying playful and cute like “new profile pic… heehehwuieueheehh by @StubbRoom”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their profile shows a highly focused, almost single‑minded dedication to sexual and creative gratification, which fits Slytherin’s driven, desire‑oriented nature more than the other houses. They openly describe themself as “a freak” and center their identity on NSFW creation in their bio and tweets like “making an actual bio lalala i’m 18 i like to make fics on ao3 (all nsfw, for now) i’m a freak ao3:”, signaling comfort with transgressive spaces and pushing boundaries. There’s a strong, unapologetic hunger and self-focused desire throughout: “need big boobs in my face rn”, “i need sanjis dick in my mouth ong”, and “i need him so bad its insane” all showcase intense, unabashed pursuit of what they want. Even with writing, they take pride in building toward their goals: “building up 3000 words just to get to smut is so fun” and “the people want the berryfunny smut and i will deliver” show ambition to satisfy both their own and others’ desires. While there is creativity (which could suggest Ravenclaw), the dominant traits here are drive, boundary-pushing, and desire-centric motivation, which align most strongly with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Horny - Mousse T. vs. Hot 'n' Juicy
A fitting song for @num1looeyglazer is Horny by Mousse T. vs. Hot 'n' Juicy because their entire online persona revolves around being unapologetically and comedically sexual. They openly talk about wanting to masturbate, as seen in posts like “I WANNA JERK OFF!!!!!!” and “I WANNA JERK OFF”, which mirrors the song’s blunt, repetitive focus on desire. Their timeline is packed with thirsty reactions such as “need big boobs in my face rn”, “i need him to facefuck me”, and “i need sanjis dick in my mouth ong”, all aligning with the track’s playful, single-minded lust. Even their self-description reinforces this vibe—“i make 🔞fics and things” and “i’m a freak” in their bio and “making an actual bio lalala i’m 18 i like to make fics on ao3 (all nsfw, for now) i’m a freak”—which fits the cheeky, hedonistic energy of the song. Overall, Horny captures their mix of humor, shameless thirst, and constant sexual fixation better than almost any other well-known track.
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